After reading the thread on the Zenit fans who want not only black but gay players banned from their club, it got me wondering who was Chelsea's campest ever player.  Not gay, as to my knowledge, no Chelsea player has ever come out....just camp.  A player with effeminate mannerisms.  Generally speaking, footballers aren't camp in the slightest so this is a difficult question.  I can hardly think of any.  John Hollins perhaps?  Tore Andre Flo?

 

Do you think Dave Beasant would have been at home on the stage of a west end musical giving it Liza Minelli jazz hands?  Or perhaps you think Marcel Desailly would have been at home on a camp and frothy 1970's sitcom, making innuendos about his long, sliding tackle?  Eddie Niedzwiecki wearing a fabulous neckerchief down the Kings Road maybe?

 

While we're on the subject.  Who is the least effeminate player ever?  My vote goes to Mickey Droy.

I hear Bogarde didn't want to sit on his ass collecting his money...he would have liked to play, but was too afraid of breaking his nails if he did

 

Then again, I may have been fed false information.

Flo 

Chopper and Brana are in the upper climbs of the 'not camp' category.

Has to be Cesar 'Dave' Azpilicueta:

 

Might surprise some but I'm going for JT. Two reasons:

1. Pulling his socks up so they resemble sexy stockings.

2. All that blubbing he does.

Lol, campest player ever, quality.

 

I'm not sure, but the campest ever ref video never fails to make me laugh:

Might surprise some but I'm going for JT. Two reasons:

1. Pulling his socks up so they resemble sexy stockings.

2. All that blubbing he does.

Might surprise some but I'm going for JT. Two reasons:

1. Pulling his socks up so they resemble sexy stockings.

2. All that blubbing he does.

but it is the 21st century now and only real men cry now. Grrrrrrrr

I hate to say it but what about Pat Nevin. He was truly one of chelsea's most greatest players. However he did wear some dodgy clothes around london back in the day.

Or was he just too cool and funky.

How about Sharon Wood?

Torres has to be in the running.

Has to be Cesar 'Dave' Azpilicueta:

 

 

that pose is just fabulous

Has to be Cesar 'Dave' Azpilicueta:

 

 

Ahoy! Hello, sailor!

Edited December 22, 201213 yr by The Moos

Also Dave's got his pants pulled up so high, they're up his ass completely.

Not camp

 

Ron Harris, Micky Droy, Dennis Wise.

Has to be Cesar 'Dave' Azpilicueta:

 

 

I knew someone would say something about this pic. Is he doing this on purpose or is he serious ? either way it never fails to make me laugh

I think all footballers have a camp side to them these days, i mean come on what's with the whole shaving their legs rubbish ? "oh i don't want my socks catching the hairs on my legs"

Soxy?

 

 

Well, Fowler said he was

Vinny and Joey. Well they shared the same surname so they were married weren't they?

Surely Torres. Has 24/7 PMT as well.

Soxy?

 

 

Well, Fowler said he was

Ah! The days before video evidence!