Let's be honest, he'll never be the Zenden of old. His best position is sitting on the bench.

Maybe if he improves his hair style, he'll have a chance of getting off the bench.

He contributes in ways you plebs couldn't possibly understand. It's about more than just doing everything, or anything, it's about being and if there's one thing I can say about Bolo Zenden, it's that he is Bolo Zenden. Moreso than any other person I know. 

He contributes in ways you plebs couldn't possibly understand. It's about more than just doing everything, or anything, it's about being and if there's one thing I can say about Bolo Zenden, it's that he is Bolo Zenden. Moreso than any other person I know. 

 

 

You don't know me.  I'm very Bolo Zenden - two peas in a pod, him and me!

It's about more than just doing everything, or anything, it's about being...

You're confusing Zen with Zenden.

As I recall his best performance at Stamford Bridge was in a Sunderland shirt.

Anyone notice Zenden's new hairstyle today. Very brave to have that done in the middle of winter. Personally I think it is a good thing and a sign he will be more determined and up for the fight than he has been so far.

Thought it was hilarious upon Zenden's appointment when Daily Mail reported that our support would 'never forgive him' for celebrating Danny Welbeck's goal against us 2 years ago at the Bridge whilst playing for Sunderland.

Not sure about that. 

 

Interesting new haircut though.

Anyone notice Zenden's new hairstyle today.

To be honest, I didn't notice him at all. Not his best match today, but I'm sure he was trying and doing his best.

Sunday's game was just another example why Zenden was the worst bit of transfer activity in the history of football.

He did, however, show a great turn of pace to get past Bould in the tunnel. 

 

Excellent thread, would read again  

Subed, is Zenden sitting in our dugout? I never noticed him there. Is he going to step it up after we sack the fat waiter this week?

Zenden needs to leave. I know he's just arrived but it feels like he's been here for almost 2 years..

He's become more of a team player since arriving at Chelsea, even when he's not doing the things himself he's always there providing the framework and helping out.

I heard he makes great tea.

:Lol: fantastic thread.

I heard he makes great tea.

 

He's never gonna make tea like he used to at Barcelona and I think it's down to the wrist injury and Eva not passing him the sugar. But he gives us other things now like bringing the milk in and putting the cups out.

I heard he makes great tea.

 

Close. FSW only accepted the job on one condition: we employ his personal cook as well. We don't see Zenden in the dugout because he's busy preparing the buffet in the dressing room. Then in half-time instead of a teamtalk FSW serves up sandwiches and doughnuts.

I am Zlatan -  er - i mean Zenden.

I'm sure Zenden was responsible for getting rid of Sturridge, because he didn't want to keep on fighting with young Danny for that comfortable place on the bench. Clearly he's poisoning the atmosphere. Besides, why isn't he talking to the media? Surely the fans deserve to know the reasons behind his decisions.

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Well he did make a great job on Fernando's hair! I hear he is going to be trimming up Mata's beard this week.

Zenden is clearly scared for a little bit of competition on the bench there, Sturridges powerful aura was just too much I think.

I think the only reason he is there is so that Rafa doesn't have to eat his packed lunch on his own. 

Did you see the way Ba dominated the bench against Brentford? Zenden wouldn't have got into those positions. 

Got to be fair I thought Zenden was good today. Worked hard collecting the bibs before kick-off and the filling up of the drinks bottles was just like the old Zenden at Liverpool.

 

Shame he can only do it against the weaker teams nowadays.