Ive often wonderd what the interim scribbles on his notepad,I mean,just how much can happen in 90 minutes of football that you can't commit to memory?.

 

Well,after much thought , I've come up with the following idea's!.

 

1.Ask the Sky peeples why I look that much more gormless in HD.

 

2.Remember to sit in the 'away' dugout when we play at Anfield.

 

3.Tell Lampard I will speak to Roman about a new contract only if he changes his name to Stevie G.

 

4.Don't say 'tis a fact' on interviews.

 

5.Don't get caught by the misses on tv staring at Eva's bum when she treats an injured player.

 

6.'Tis a fact' that to much Paella is giving me flatulance which is killing the lads in the dugout.

 

7.Ask Roman that to improve the 'atmosphere' at the Bridge,he should change the name of The Shed to The Kop.

 

8.I hate Rodgers,he take my job at Liverpool.

 

9.I still think Barry is better than Alonso.

 

10.Gummfff!!, Torres!!.

 

 

Thats just a few,but there must be more...............

Probably writing down the orders being made by the coaching staff around him. 

 

Might as well get in there before someone else does.

He's probably writing down what he's going to order from the Chinese, later on that night.

a number 9....Special Fried Lame Duck!!!

What makes you all think he can write? 

 

He's doodling.

So thats......

1 x patatas bravas

1 x olives

1 x chorizo

1 x paella

and can I reccomend any wine sir.......?

70,000 this week wages minus.......................

He's probably writing down what he's going to order from the Chinese, later on that night.

Do you know its your fault for making me make that call for a takeaway......Im trying to lose weight again

He's writing the lyrics to ynwa to try cheer him up. Bit of luck it's a new CV.

He's probably writing down what he's going to order from the Chinese, later on that night.

 

There is no chance that it's anything other than this ^

He's drawing a portrait of Torres

He's writing, Roman Abramovich I must obey, over and over again.

He's just writing down the specials.

 

Completely understandable. When I need to learn something off by heart I write it down over and over, so I can see why he does it.

'Find out who this 'sh*t c**t no coat' is, the Matthew Harding are chanting about'

You're all wrong.

 

He's writing a love letter to Chippy.

Completely off topic but I do like the avatar, Davey Baby! Now there's a old blast from the past! Ray Lewington, I mean, not you, you've been here all along.

 

Mr Lewington, if I'm not mistaken, went to my former primary school and used to play schoolboy footie with my cousins.

He just keeps writing Ba over and over again.

He just keeps writing Ba over and over again.

 

He'll get the hang of how to spell it eventually.

Mr Lewington, if I'm not mistaken, went to my former primary school and used to play schoolboy footie with my cousins.

 

You're not mistaken, and that's precisely why I chose him.

You're not mistaken, and that's precisely why I chose him.

 

You bin watchin' over me!

^ Me and your cousins are tight.

^ Me and your cousins are tight.

 

So they tell me...

He's writing the lyrics to ynwa to try cheer him up. Bit of luck it's a new CV.

 

He's writing the lyrics to Fernando.

 

"There is something in the air tonight

 The stars are bright, Fernando.

 They are shining down for you and me

 For all to see, Fernando.

 

 Though we never thought we would lose

 There's no regret.

  If I had to do the same again

  I would, my friend, Fernando"

he looks like a randy teacher who writes a love note to the lovely blonde in his class!

I think hes writing a few notes to post on the Shed end Forum, making up some new usernames and thinking of new reasons to say why we should be happy hes here.

 

I think his pseudonyms include chelseagirl1 which was his pet name for Torres before he got the Job here and Timetowaste is just a tribute to his two years on the Dole.

 

 

B.O.