Get in, Juventus beat Roma, Ending their unbeaten run, Hopefully this loss leads to a decline in form, Bayern beat them home and away, We do our job against CSKA, Roma get held in Russia, We avoid defeat in Rome, and Manuel's your uncle.

First off I am not homosexual I am simply very confident in my sexuality that I can say proudly when I think a man is gorgeous. Women say other when are pretty, sexy, gorgeous etc all of the time and they don't get scrutiny. So yeah I think Henderson is a great looking bloke I also think a young Lampard was a bit of a dish too. Doesn't mean I'm going to try chatting them up now does it.

Well that's me convinced.

Well that's me convinced.

Lol.

Looking forward to Koppins digging himself out of his 'young Lampard was a dish' comment...

Get in, Juventus beat Roma, Ending their unbeaten run, Hopefully this loss leads to a decline in form, Bayern beat them home and away, We do our job against CSKA, Roma get held in Russia, We avoid defeat in Rome, and Manuel's your uncle.

 

Wouldn't get too excited over a domestic result having an impact in Europe. Schalke lost 4-1 the game before they held us to 1-1.

I lived in Welling for 25 years, the Guy Earl of Warwick was my local for years.

My Grandad & dad support Charlton, I used to go to their games when I was young.

That's right next to my old school!

Well let me assure you mate that, if you think Henderson is gorgeous, none of us think you are gay.  They have far better taste than that.

Well let me assure you mate that, if you think Henderson is gorgeous, none of us think you are gay. They have far better taste than that.

Agreed. Koppins used an amusing phrase but it was just that: amusing.

Well that's me convinced.

Look I'm not saying I want to have sex with these men but I could easily see why women would want to. Henderson and lampard both have chiseled features and toned bodies. I would say they're great looking guys but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm homosexual.

Look I'm not saying I want to have sex with these men but I could easily see why women would want to. Henderson and lampard both have chiseled features and toned bodies. I would say they're great looking guys but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm homosexual.

 

Koppins: you're in a hole so stop digging! Try and post without referring to 'chiseled features' or to 'toned bodies'...

:-)

i see man utd fans are getting ahead of themselves again. "we are going to win the league, just watch us" etc, etc. They lost 5-3 against Leicester and almost drew against Everton yesterday, now all of a sudden they're world beaters. F**k me, delusion knows no limits. 

First off I am not homosexual I am simply very confident in my sexuality that I can say proudly when I think a man is gorgeous. Women say other when are pretty, sexy, gorgeous etc all of the time and they don't get scrutiny. So yeah I think Henderson is a great looking bloke I also think a young Lampard was a bit of a dish too. Doesn't mean I'm going to try chatting them up now does it.

That's exactly what someone would say who does want to chat them up.

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What's going on here anyway? I find out our nearest rival turned out to be a poofter.

i see man utd fans are getting ahead of themselves again. "we are going to win the league, just watch us" etc, etc. They lost 5-3 against Leicester and almost drew against Everton yesterday, now all of a sudden they're world beaters. F**k me, delusion knows no limits.

Not just Utd fans...van gaal making big deal of saying Utd are fourth without playing well...more of an indication of how bad the other teams are..,he forgets they're eight behind us...sky also saying Utd showing return to form...hope we bring reality check on October 26

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Yes, the reality check on October 26th is needed. Manure fans are the c**ts of all football fans, in my opinion.

Not just Utd fans...van gaal making big deal of saying Utd are fourth without playing well...more of an indication of how bad the other teams are..,he forgets they're eight behind us...sky also saying Utd showing return to form...hope we bring reality check on October 26

How will Mourinho approach that game? Do you think he will sit back and give United respect or go on the front foot due to being the superior team this year? 

How will Mourinho approach that game? Do you think he will sit back and give United respect or go on the front foot due to being the superior team this year?

Them lot can only sit back and take their chances on set pieces. They'll get beat trying to play football with Us..they have to play to their strengths which is to defend!

Them lot can only sit back and take their chances on set pieces. They'll get beat trying to play football with Us..they have to play to their strengths which is to defend!

Idiot.

Idiot.

Your reality is distorted right now but you will come to realize that we are a better footballing side technically .. Even though we may lack the sheer quality in numbers that you lot have.

Them lot can only sit back and take their chances on set pieces. They'll get beat trying to play football with Us..they have to play to their strengths which is to defend!

 

 

That awkward moment when "defensive" Chelsea has scored more goals than Manchester United's £150m attack.

How did the above Xunited manage to puzzle in here?

How can United match Chelsea's power?

Chelsea's attack is proceeding to destroy the United sh*tty defense. I would not be surprised to see something like 3 to 4 goals scored by Chelsea.

Your reality is distorted right now but you will come to realize that we are a better footballing side technically .. Even though we may lack the sheer quality in numbers that you lot have.

Ok. Let's try this again.

Did you see the game yesterday? Did you come to the conclusion that we "can only sit back and take their chances on set pieces" all by yourself or did you read it in the Sun? Or one of the more rabid Man U forums perhaps? Either way it's patent bullsh*t that doesn't require analysis.

 

Likewise, our strength is to defend? My guess is you picked that up from a "Chelsea park the bus" headline. Which we didn't actually. If anyone parked the bus, it was Arsenal. Our second goal yesterday was classic counter attack, perfectly executed. Sit back, suck 'em in, and spit 'em out.

 

Oh and "they'll get beat trying to play football". What does that mean exactly? That there's only one way to play football? And are you now going to tell us that Man U play football "the right way", and that we er.... don't? Utter garbage. Hyberbolic, self-righteous, mickey mouse bullsh*t.

Someone else referred to a dismissal of our style of play as "functional" and reliant on Costa, Hazard and Fabregas. Looked at objectively what that really means, is that we have a trio of outstanding attacking players who are fast developing an almost frightening understanding, backed up by a solid defence and a (more than) functional midfield.

 

And now to this disorted reality. How so? Seven played thirty-one to go. NOBODY round here is taking anything for granted. We traditionally suffer a drop in form either in November and/or the New Year.

 

You're next statement is yet more hyperbolic bullsh*t. "We will come to realise... " How so? Because you say so? Sorry sunshine, it doesn't work like that. Eleven a side, every game is different. Man U could go on from here, but there's all kinds of danger of you getting carried away by putting two past Everton, who don't forget, recently conceded six at home. Do I have to remind you who that was against?

 

And finally. I think what you're trying to say is that in your opinion, the sum of Man U's combined parts is better than ours, even though we have a greater number of quality players. That's your opinion and your'e entitled to it.

 

I'm going to leave you with a couple of cliches. There's a long way to go yet, and anything could happen.

 

If anyone's getting carried away around here, it certainly ain't us.

How did the above Xunited manage to puzzle in here?

How can United match Chelsea's power?

Chelsea's attack is proceeding to destroy the United sh*tty defense. I would not be surprised to see something like 3 to 4 goals scored by Chelsea.

Until that day comes I can tell you that it won't happen ..we'll draw you at the very least

Its funny how opposition fans come crawling out of the woodwork after a single (and very jammy) win with their bravado, how utterly pathetic.

XMu,

The solitary thing you gonna draw is your pecker out when Chelsea steam rolled over your overpriced team.