You sure you and the Duchess haven't had a tad too much liquid lunch, fair play if you have.

 

I still don't like this England kit.

Ha, you guessed right! This kit is better than that burgundy thingy.

Roy needs to sit down Kane and give a Clough talk. 'Listen son your a Centre Forward you job is to score goals. Your not going to do it taking f**king corners.Get in the middle!'

Which is odd because he scored for fun at Southampton.

Maybe.

But since he joined Liverpool he has become very overrated and really horrible at scoring

Lallana is costing us so far. Poor finishing and poor decision making.

Alli has been crap.

Sterling is sh*t, he can't control the ball.

Roy needs to sit down Kane and give a Clough talk. 'Listen son your a Centre Forward you job is to score goals. Your not going to do it taking f**king corners.Get in the middle!'

He's still taking them. I assume he's been told to? V odd and pretty stupid of us.

Sterling is sh*t, he can't control the ball.

Can't see him being any part of guadiolas city team..he really is overrated..

Is it me, or is this a tad dull?

I can't believe we haven't scored.

Is it me, or is this a tad dull?

 

Its you.

Roy needs to sit down Kane and give a Clough talk. 'Listen son your a Centre Forward you job is to score goals. Your not going to do it taking f**king corners.Get in the middle!'

So bloody true, and Brian Clough was the best manage England never had.

Its you.

Think my senses are dulled!

We have dominated more than any team so far and we have been the most wasteful.

Lallana off, Vardy on.

No doubt Roy will bring on Wheelchair or Henderson though.

Sturridge would run amok against this mob.

Need a wazz, do I go now to prompt a goal, or hold on for half time and risk a lecture? I'm visiting the porcelain room.

Lallana off, Vardy on.

No doubt Roy will bring on Wheelchair or Henderson though.

Sturridge would run amok against this mob.

 

I would take Sterling off, he's done nothing.

He's still taking them. I assume he's been told to? V odd and pretty stupid of us.

It's worse than stupid, it's really bloody annoying now. Kane is a proven goalscorer, as good as he is with the best will in the world he's not going to score from a corner kick is he ?

I would take Sterling off, he's done nothing.

He is always poor and he runs like a pigeon.

That is enough to be subbed, however it won't happen.

Can see the Russianss having trouble with the vortex Vardy 

England should be about 3 -0 up. Some great chances

Rose has been the best player.

I'm getting really frustrated. For once we are playing well in an international tournament game, and we have been so frigging wasteful. Sterling not throwing himself to score pissed me off so much, if that is Vardy, he throws himself at that and scores.

Patience, thats all we need, it will come.

I'm actually really confused by what I'm watching. Russia aren't full strength and yet...

Second half, Come on England!