Jonty

Good luck to the US proving they have the jurisdiction to hear this matter.

It's very easy to dismiss, we have two prolific strikers on wages that match their output, plus some of the most reputable young strikers in the country. What reason could we possibly have to bring in an overpaid, past it flop when we've only just managed to get rid of the last one?

From Jose to Carlo to the FSW. I guess next season it will be Brenda the way things are going.

Cech Dave - Carvalho - JT - Gallas Robben - Matic - Lampard - Hazard Costa - Drogba

Sure, lets bring back Torres to partner him up front too, maybe see if Kezman wants to come out of retirement while we're at it.

The best speech ever.

He's wrong, the main difference is that we have won the Premier League and they never have.

Really hoping he's playing in the Sydney game but probably doubtful.

Tactical one? Played a 4-4-2 against Barca last season in the CL and got whalloped, so what does he do against Barca this year? 4-4-2 again to the same result, don't know where the tactical one tag comes from. As for the experienced one, experienced at what, failure? We're incredibly fortunate that we have the worlds best manager while our rivals are led by incompetent nobodies.

You couldn't even make up how hilarious this season has been in terms of Liverpool f**k ups.

I doubt we'll be picking up many foreign players just to fill out squad roles, any foreign players will be to make a proper impact in the first team while we'll try fill it out with homegrown talent/youth team.

There needs to be a pic of Fabregas in his magic hat holding a stick of celery like a wand.

Respect to Pellegrini for showing respect to a legend of English football, then again given how bad Kompany has been this season perhaps he should have made him captain 8 months ago

Doesn't NYCFC already have David Villa? That would be a hell of a team but surely salary cap prevents all 3 of them playing together.

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/05/drogba--today_s-my-final-chelsea-game.html Confirmed by the man himself on the official website that today will be his final game in a Chelsea shirt.

I'd like to think he'd become one of Jose's assistants but I believe the far more likely path he'll take is back in his home land where he can make a lot of positive difference with his profile and influence. He's said he doesn't want to retire yet so wherever the rest of his playing career and afterwards takes him, he'll always be a Chelsea legend.

According to the Mail, he's been dropped from Liverpool's starting XI for today.

One thing i've just remembered that no-one else has mentioned is that in addition to today likely being Cech's last Chelsea game, it might also be Drogba's! (again).

Most better go, if I show up to my first Chelsea game in over a decade to watch the youth team play i'll be thoroughly disappointed.

Not a single current player other than maybe Hart would get into that team ^.

If Bayern are buying any winger not named Marco Reus then it would be madness for us not to make him our primary wing target. As for Pedro, I think he's being drastically underrated by many on here, especially for such a steal of a price. Any winger who has spent most of their lives playing and training with Messi, Iniesta and Xavi, and being good enough to stay in that team until a player the caliber of Luis Suarez showed up, evidently isn't bad and will probably be better in possession as opposed to the likes of Sterling and Griezmann who mainly thrive on the counter, which is the exact problem we've had with Salah and Cuadrado, two players useless against the 10 behind the ball we face every weekend. Also worth mentioning that despite receiving limited minutes, he's scored 11 goals this season, the same amount as Oscar and Willian combined. But don't take my word or the statistics for it, *cue promotional video* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBRYkRZH3I8

Vertonghen is pretty close in the knobhead stakes to Gerrard, it's just that the media doesn't fawn over him 24/7 that makes him easier to forget about. Speaking of which, this is a serious, real tweet :

I've never noticed before but Iva nearly kicks himself in the head trying to block that shot too

Thought he was pretty sh*te to be honest, one of the worst CM's at completing basic passes i've ever seen. Fantastic goal vs Benfica mind.

Even if it is the dirty spuds i'd take that, we might just be able to dig ourselves out of this right wing mess after all.