Torres has got squatters rights.....and we all know how hard it is to get rid of them

Hopefully Ash can convince him.

This is a dream come true.... except dreams dont come true :(

Hopefully Ash can convince him.

 

Hopefully Ash doesn't tell Roma how Torres has been playing the last few years.

He's a good striker, suffered with injury for a good part of last season but still managed 13 goals in 20 games. I'm hoping he starts breaking into the Italian starting line up and we whack Balotelli on the bench, f**king liability that bloke.

Just a day after I say this Balotelli signs for Liverpool. Good luck with that scousers, won't be long before the fans claim Rodgers will 'change him'

Has balotelli signed for Liverpool? All I've seen is gailliani denying they've even made an approach. Seems a long way off, and with man city playing liverpool on Sunday, I wouldn't suprized if it is nonsense.

Has balotelli signed for Liverpool? All I've seen is gailliani denying they've even made an approach. Seems a long way off, and with man city playing liverpool on Sunday, I wouldn't suprized if it is nonsense.

BBC are reporting they are in talks as are SKy Sports.

BBC are reporting they are in talks as are SKy Sports.

Nothing official from anybody then? We've been 'in talk' for cavani and falcao for 3 years. I'd be suprized if it came to anything.

Nothing official from anybody then? We've been 'in talk' for cavani and falcao for 3 years. I'd be suprized if it came to anything.

Not on BBC or Sky we havent.

It's a totally different situation...

I'm not happy about Liverpool signing Balotelli, he might be lazy but he is the best striker they could have possibly bought for that amount of money. Their main issue was where would the goals come from if Sturridge got injured - now they have options. 

 

Also I don't agree with you time, I thought Balotelli was one of Italy's best players at the World Cup(Pirlo being the one above him).  

Not on BBC or Sky we havent.

It's a totally different situation...

Sky 'sources' have also had United signing hummels, di maria, and Vidal all summer, and nothing has materialised.

Would be a decent signing for them, could even be a very good signing depending on what balotelli turns.

However the cynic in me thinks this has only been reported with city v liverpool game on the arisen.

BBC don't usually post bullsh*t.

 

Not sure why they want another problem player after selling Suarez though.

Sky 'sources' have also had United signing hummels, di maria, and Vidal all summer, and nothing has materialised.

Would be a decent signing for them, could even be a very good signing depending on what balotelli turns.

However the cynic in me thinks this has only been reported with city v liverpool game on the arisen.

£16 million fee is said to be agreed being reported from several sources.

It's going to happen.

£16 million fee is said to be agreed being reported from several sources.

It's going to happen.

Fair enough I Google it this morning and it didn't see anything but speculation. At least it will stop the outrageous falcao on loan to liverpool rumours.

Could go either way really.

Sky 'sources' have also had United signing hummels, di maria, and Vidal all summer, and nothing has materialised.

Would be a decent signing for them, could even be a very good signing depending on what balotelli turns.

However the cynic in me thinks this has only been reported with city v liverpool game on the arisen.

 

balotelli has said today is his last day in Milan and confirmed that he is leaving

 

he's signing for liverpool.

 

it is actually happening

Wonder why the fee is so low?

Destris agent has confirmed theres no swap deal. damn.

Wonder why the fee is so low?

Because he's a nutcase

Destris agent has confirmed theres no swap deal. damn.

 

yep saw this. apparently it was all bollocks. confirmed chelsea are interested in his client but says a swap deal is jackanory.

 

surprise surprise.

Definitely with us till 2016

Definitely with us till 2016

 

100%

 

nobody would touch him with a barge pole on his wages.

 

ah well. nice to dream.

I know its 175k per week, but everyone can see he offers nothing... can't we just pay him off or loan him out anyway.

we need to plant drugs in his locker so the club can terminate his contract without giving him a penny

I hope no one ever states on here again that Chelsea fans have more class than fans of any other club. 

 

It`s also mind-boggling that no mod has locked this thread. I know it would be in vain but still...

I hope no one ever states on here again that Chelsea fans have more class than fans of any other club. 

 

It`s also mind-boggling that no mod has locked this thread. I know it would be in vain but still...

 

Its just abit of banter. Relax.

 

He is quite poor at the football stuff though.