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Not very witty, intelligent or funny and its quite obsessive.. but I'm a bit bored, so I'm gonna troll a bit. I'll add to this thread as and when and of course anyone else is free to add their own or post from somewhere else.

 

Hey Stevie, you okay?

 

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I forget, how many times you won it?

 

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No no Stevie, I meant you, not Liverpool.

 

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Cool, cool. Frank - what about you? You all right?

 

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Nice one. How many times have you won it?

 

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Awesome. Stevie, how many Premier league titles you got?

 

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Oops my bad, Frank? 

 

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Ah, shall we mention FA cups too?

 

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2 is still a good number. 4 is better, but 2 is good. Right, Frank?

 

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Haha no okay fair enough. But it's better than 0, right? Fair play to Stevie for tha...

 

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Ah... My bad Theo!!

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The life and times of a fat Spanish waiter football manager

 

Benitez? Well, this is going to be easy.

 

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Come on you useless shower, you're making this lot look a lot better than they really are...

 

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Shettle down mishter Roberto, we're cutting your attacks off time after time. Yesh, this will do nicely, I can shee the headlines now, brave Chelsea earn point, tactical masterclass, facht!

 

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Maybe if I sit here looking melancholic he won't pick me. Please, please, please let me stay on the bench.

 

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Half time, nihll nihll, all going to plan. Brilliant job. Facht.

 

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Yesh, yesh, penalty, penalty, what are you gonna do about that one mishter Roberto, eh? 1-0 up, defence, defence, defence, three points, tactics, fahct.

 

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Oh boy, this ish not good.

 

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Oscar on... For Hazard... God, surely he cannot be serious?

 

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This is ghood, we have nullifhied them, time for Fernando to pull us level. We can sacrifice the midfield for the sake of a whorld clhass striker...

 

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Oh sh*t, I didn't shee that one coming.

 

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A kid was walking down the street, when a car pulls up alongside him.

''I'll give you £10 and a bag of sweets if you get in the car'' the man said.

''Not a chance'' said the kid.

''Well what about £20 and a bag of sweets?'' the man offered.

''Look dad, f**k off, I'm not going with you to watch that sh*te at Anfield today''

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