Not very witty, intelligent or funny and its quite obsessive.. but I'm a bit bored, so I'm gonna troll a bit. I'll add to this thread as and when and of course anyone else is free to add their own or post from somewhere else.

 

Hey Stevie, you okay?

 

 

I forget, how many times you won it?

 

 

No no Stevie, I meant you, not Liverpool.

 

 

Cool, cool. Frank - what about you? You all right?

 

 

Nice one. How many times have you won it?

 

 

Awesome. Stevie, how many Premier league titles you got?

 

 

Oops my bad, Frank? 

 

 

Ah, shall we mention FA cups too?

 

 

2 is still a good number. 4 is better, but 2 is good. Right, Frank?

 

 

Haha no okay fair enough. But it's better than 0, right? Fair play to Stevie for tha...

 

 

Ah... My bad Theo!!

hahaha 

 

     

I take exception to your use of the adjective "poor" in the title of this thread, gemulicious!

 

I wish all trolling attempts were as successful as yours!    

Funny as feck 

And is the baby yours, Stevie?

 

Aw thanks guys 

 

Hey Cesc, who's the better midfielder, you or Lampard?

 

 

Hey Frank, you see that?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^ That was absolutely brilliant, Gem. A stunning attempt at trolling more like.

First class.

Much better than some of the dippers recent attempts around here, fair play.

Much better than some of the dippers recent attempts around here, fair play.

 

 

LOL You're not setting the bar very high there, you know!  

That second one Gem had me in tears ... Got any more ?????

Brillant Gem, just brilliant! Keep them coming. 

Luv it, Gem

 

'I don’t know why they should be favourites'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

😄

The life and times of a fat Spanish waiter football manager

 

Benitez? Well, this is going to be easy.

 

 

Come on you useless shower, you're making this lot look a lot better than they really are...

 

 

Shettle down mishter Roberto, we're cutting your attacks off time after time. Yesh, this will do nicely, I can shee the headlines now, brave Chelsea earn point, tactical masterclass, facht!

 

 

Maybe if I sit here looking melancholic he won't pick me. Please, please, please let me stay on the bench.

 

 

Half time, nihll nihll, all going to plan. Brilliant job. Facht.

 

 

 

Yesh, yesh, penalty, penalty, what are you gonna do about that one mishter Roberto, eh? 1-0 up, defence, defence, defence, three points, tactics, fahct.

 

 

 

Oh boy, this ish not good.

 

 

Oscar on... For Hazard... God, surely he cannot be serious?

 

 

This is ghood, we have nullifhied them, time for Fernando to pull us level. We can sacrifice the midfield for the sake of a whorld clhass striker...

 

 

Oh sh*t, I didn't shee that one coming.

 

Edited February 24, 201313 yr by Lofty 1905

A kid was walking down the street, when a car pulls up alongside him.

''I'll give you £10 and a bag of sweets if you get in the car'' the man said.

''Not a chance'' said the kid.

''Well what about £20 and a bag of sweets?'' the man offered.

''Look dad, f**k off, I'm not going with you to watch that sh*te at Anfield today''

Haha this thread is hilarious

Gerrard must cry at least twice a week at all the medals he would have if he didn't bottle the move

Gerrard must cry at least twice a week at all the medals he would have if he didn't bottle the move

 

I see at as a blessing for Chelsea that this move never happened.