So during every match, Benitez is seen writing notes in his book.

 

What do you think he is actually writing?

 

Is it simply the facts of what is happening - e.g.: corner at 12 minutes, save by keeper?

 

Is it things like, "We're not attacking strongly enough on the left, we need Ramires to change over"?

 

Is it, "During training next week we need to focus on high corners when they have two tall mid-fielders"

 

Is it a mix of these?

 

Or is it something else?

 

 

A new menu, perhaps?

A new menu, perhaps?

Ha!

Facts

He's writing beautiful poetry.

I heard he's the lyrical genius behind One Direction.

Menu ! thats a classic

 

or maybe resignation letter ?

"Reminder to myself, in 5 mins, stand up, ensure tv cameras are on me, make obtuse hand signal, nod head as if signal has been understood by team, sit down with smug look on face, remember to fill in application form and send off to Liverpool tomorrow." 

He's learning the drinks price list off by heart

I heard he's the lyrical genius behind One Direction.

HAHA you are now officially in charge of removing my morning coffee from my monitor mr jonty

They love me. They love me. They love me. 16minutes and they not singing that other chaps name, they really do love me. They love me. They love me.

Heth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth - eth Chris waddle........

He always seems to do it after we score, I really think it's just for show.

He's writing down his half-time order from Greggs

He's re-writing the lyrics to you'll never walk alone changing the word hope to Rafa in every verse.

He's re-writing the lyrics to you'll never walk alone changing the word hope to Rafa in every verse.

I don't even know the lyrics to 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.

I suspect an imposter!

draughting his CV for the Liverpool job

Dear Yossi and Nano i know the last few years have been hard on you both but soon this dreaded blue nightmare will be over rumour has it that AVB will soon be gone and yup you guessed it WERE GOING TO SPUDS love Rafa.

A love letter to Stevie me.

I wouldn't be surprised if his writing bits for his upcoming Biography, when that comes out he'll slate us from every angle and he's making sure he doesn't forget any excuse that pops into his mind for why he wasn't kept on.

 

I'm sure he'll have some snide remarks about the players this time as well as the Club and its passionless fans.

 

Its a travesty we ever had to see this fraud in our Dugout...embarressing from this Chelsea fans point of view.

He's writing his excuses for when he cocks up.

I don't even know the lyrics to 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.

I suspect an imposter!

 

How bloody dare you. The only imposter is sitting in the dugout.

Edited April 13, 201313 yr by Real_No.9

Haha! I was jesting.

He is writing:

 

Furry Siberian Wombat?

 

Fluffy Swiss Wolf?

 

Floppy Swedish Worm?

 

Why will nobody tell me what FSW stands for?

Hopefully he's writing out a big fat cheque to donate to Hope 4 Aimi.