Posted April 19, 201312 yr Of Mata going in and surprising a fan who pre ordered our new home shirt without seeing it. He went to the front desk and asked for the fan and the receptionist was like 'what's ur name, please?' Hilarious. I'd have been giggling like a teenager.
April 19, 201312 yr Brilliant! The look of disbelief on his face, like he couldn't quite believe what he was seeing when Mata came to his desk. Starstruck!
April 19, 201312 yr Believe it or not, I ordered the kit and John Obi delivered it to me today. He didn't give it to me straight away though, he held on to it a bit too long for my liking, and then he passed it to me sideways. True story.
April 19, 201312 yr Believe it or not, I ordered the kit and John Obi delivered it to me today. He didn't give it to me straight away though, he held on to it a bit too long for my liking, and then he passed it to me sideways. True story. Did several "fans" then turn up to say how sh*t he was at dropping jumpers off, then a few others turn up to say he`s actually pretty good, though not good enough to drop it off to the likes of Davey Baby?
April 19, 201312 yr Benitez delivered mine, was red and in the wrong size, asked for a refund but he said he could only substitute like for like
April 19, 201312 yr Did several "fans" then turn up to say how sh*t he was at dropping jumpers off, then a few others turn up to say he`s actually pretty good, though not good enough to drop it off to the likes of Davey Baby? No, what happened was I told him I wasn't satisfied and could someone else deliver it to me instead. Lo and behold, about ten minutes later, Fernando Torres turns up, clutching the shirt. He comes through the door, walks up to me, bumps into a bit of office furniture, loses the shirt and then falls over. He's doing an interview about it now, blaming our manager for putting the desks in the wrong places.
April 19, 201312 yr Benitez delivered mine, was red and in the wrong size, asked for a refund but he said he could only substitute like for like I bet he gave you the other about the 68th minute.
April 19, 201312 yr Eden Hazard delivered mine... then he kept flicking my ear. Weirdo. I got mine from Moses, came down from some hill and gave me it on a tablet of stone along with another 9.
April 19, 201312 yr I got mine from some bloke called lampard while I was out fishing - he just walked across the lake to the boat, and put it in the top corner from about 15 yards away.
April 19, 201312 yr The guy didn't look that thrilled, maybe just too shocked to say be able to say anything!
April 19, 201312 yr That moment with the receptionist, priceless! The guy didn't look that thrilled, maybe just too shocked to say be able to say anything! I'd probably have the same reaction, dumbstruck. Edited April 19, 201312 yr by Lofty 1905
April 19, 201312 yr Zenden delivered mine. I said, "What's all this Bolo, I asked for a shirt not a bib!"
April 19, 201312 yr Eden Hazard delivered mine... then he kept flicking my ear. Weirdo. Be grateful he didn't do his usual routine by trying to kick the ball from underneath you.
April 19, 201312 yr Be grateful he didn't do his usual routine by trying to kick the ball from underneath you. Especially as I didn't have a football so I dunno which ball he would be kicking.... Ouch!
April 19, 201312 yr Author JT delivered mine; gave the wife one too Blimey. You must be a VERY devoted Blue, mate. Nice.
