Of Mata going in and surprising a fan who pre ordered our new home shirt without seeing it. He went to the front desk and asked for the fan and the receptionist was like 'what's ur name, please?'

Hilarious. I'd have been giggling like a teenager.

is there a youtube link?

Link please.

I would go full homo for that man.

 

 

 

Just saying. 

Brilliant!

 

The look of disbelief on his face, like he couldn't quite believe what he was seeing when Mata came to his desk. Starstruck!

"Juan Mata number 10 of Chelsea"    

'do you have an appointment?'

 

Believe it or not, I ordered the kit and John Obi delivered it to me today.

 

He didn't give it to me straight away though, he held on to it a bit too long for my liking, and then he passed it to me sideways.

 

True story.

Believe it or not, I ordered the kit and John Obi delivered it to me today.

 

He didn't give it to me straight away though, he held on to it a bit too long for my liking, and then he passed it to me sideways.

 

True story.

Did several "fans" then turn up to say how sh*t he was at dropping jumpers off, then a few others turn up to say he`s actually pretty good, though not good enough to drop it off to the likes of Davey Baby?

Benitez delivered mine, was red and in the wrong size, asked for a refund but he said he could only substitute like for like

Did several "fans" then turn up to say how sh*t he was at dropping jumpers off, then a few others turn up to say he`s actually pretty good, though not good enough to drop it off to the likes of Davey Baby?

 

No, what happened was I told him I wasn't satisfied and could someone else deliver it to me instead. Lo and behold, about ten minutes later, Fernando Torres turns up, clutching the shirt. He comes through the door, walks up to me, bumps into a bit of office furniture, loses the shirt and then falls over.

 

He's doing an interview about it now, blaming our manager for putting the desks in the wrong places.

Eden Hazard delivered mine... then he kept flicking my ear.

 

 

Weirdo. 

Benitez delivered mine, was red and in the wrong size, asked for a refund but he said he could only substitute like for like

I bet he gave you the other about the 68th minute.

Eden Hazard delivered mine... then he kept flicking my ear.

 

 

Weirdo. 

I got mine from Moses, came down from some hill and gave me it on a tablet of stone along with another 9.

I got mine from some bloke called lampard while I was out fishing - he just walked across the lake to the boat, and put it in the top corner from about 15 yards away.

The guy didn't look that thrilled, maybe just too shocked to say be able to say anything!

That moment with the receptionist, priceless!

 

 

The guy didn't look that thrilled, maybe just too shocked to say be able to say anything!

 

I'd probably have the same reaction, dumbstruck.

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Zenden delivered mine.

 

I said, "What's all this Bolo, I asked for a shirt not a bib!"

Eden Hazard delivered mine... then he kept flicking my ear.

 

 

Weirdo. 

 

Be grateful he didn't do his usual routine by trying to kick the ball from underneath you.

Be grateful he didn't do his usual routine by trying to kick the ball from underneath you.

 

Especially as I didn't have a football so I dunno which ball he would be kicking.... Ouch!

Juan Mata is a f**king BOSS.. He needs to retire a blue.

JT delivered mine; gave the wife one too

JT delivered mine; gave the wife one too

 

Blimey. You must be a VERY devoted Blue, mate. Nice.