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So Lukaku is a bit of a Bawbag...

loz
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37 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

I would imagine so. Or advised him he's better off staying at Anderlecht instead of joining the Chelsea academy.

I assume players who are making decisions on their future sound out colleagues familiar with a club. That in itself isn't all that odd. But hopefully in the end they make up their own minds. We din't know if indeed Lukaku advised against signing for Chelsea or if he did, whether that swayed Doku.

 

I really have to stop calling him Count Duku in my head.

6 hours ago, Victor90 said:

I don't think there is any Chelsea player I've disliked more than him, he really is an enemy of this club isn't he? What has he actually done for us? If you had a pro's and cons list of what he's brought to the club you could probably list about 7 pros (which are probably his total goal tally for the club) and about 873 cons. 

Bit harsh, we benefitted from him almost everytime he played against us.

    41 minutes ago, Valerie said:

    Awww that's so sweet. Did he score goal #7?

    The 6th.

    More interestingly, Empoli's were the first to produce the iconic straw-bottomed green bottle, the Chianti fiasco (flask).

    Empoli are an Italian football club who feature in the Italian Serie B. They have spent the majority of their existence in either the second or third tier of Italian football, but did reach the first round of the UEFA Cup on one occasion.

    I expect even Jackson would have knocked a couple in against them.

    • 2 months later...
    18 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

    Roma looking to make the deal permanent. 

    Got to hope Jose stays or Conte replaces him.

    If they appoint a more front foot manager there's every chance they'll back out of the deal.

    3 hours ago, Argo said:

    Got to hope Jose stays or Conte replaces him.

    If they appoint a more front foot manager there's every chance they'll back out of the deal.

    Think this will be a club decision vs manager. 

    4 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

    Think this will be a club decision vs manager. 

    Possibly but at the same if they appointed a Bielsa type manager would they be so stupid to handicap him before he even starts?

    If they get Conte however we should be in business.

    1 minute ago, The Rising Sun said:

    f**king hell 😙

    Is not all bad, he is a Chelsea boyhood fan, took that tour of the bridge, one of our own etc.

    He is also one of the world's greatest strikers. Dont believe that? He will tell you himself.

    And if you ever find yourself feeling f offed about it all, talk to @Argoabout Big Rom, you will feel much better  ;)

    • 2 weeks later...

    I don't care whether he was cnut or else or whether he disrespect us

    When he was here we finished 3rd in the league , he was our best goal scorer 

    He left and then we finished 12th and now remain sh*t till today

    Maybe the reason he was being cnut is because he knew we were actually sh*t and knew he was going to be scapegoated for it

     

    Poch should have swallow his ego and force him to stay here , who tf cares about fans feelings when most of them doesn't understand football anyway ,  we desperately need a top striker and he is a top striker regardless 

    Edited by Wonmin

    3 hours ago, Wonmin said:

    I don't care whether he was cnut or else or whether he disrespect us

    When he was here we finished 3rd in the league , he was our best goal scorer 

    He left and then we finished 12th and now remain sh*t till today

    Maybe the reason he was being cnut is because he knew we were actually sh*t and knew he was going to be scapegoated for it

     

    Poch should have swallow his ego and force him to stay here , who tf cares about fans feelings when most of them doesn't understand football anyway ,  we desperately need a top striker and he is a top striker regardless 

    sloth no GIF

    6 hours ago, Wonmin said:

    I don't care whether he was cnut or else or whether he disrespect us

    When he was here we finished 3rd in the league , he was our best goal scorer 

    He left and then we finished 12th and now remain sh*t till today

    Maybe the reason he was being cnut is because he knew we were actually sh*t and knew he was going to be scapegoated for it

     

    Poch should have swallow his ego and force him to stay here , who tf cares about fans feelings when most of them doesn't understand football anyway ,  we desperately need a top striker and he is a top striker regardless 

     

    Agreed. I pulled Emma with the big tits after I drank ten pints, then came up empty the next day when I was sober. Therefore I should drink ten pints tomorrow and I'll pull for certain.

    7 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

     

    Agreed. I pulled Emma with the big tits after I drank ten pints, then came up empty the next day when I was sober. Therefore I should drink ten pints tomorrow and I'll pull for certain.

    This blatant lie falls down with you claiming to be sober.

    42 minutes ago, Munkunku said:

    This blatant lie falls down with you claiming to be sober.

    I was having a very good dry week until I went shopping and found that Talisker Skye and Laphroaig 10 were both on offer...

    At a certain point you realise Fate has other plans.

    14 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

    I was having a very good dry week until I went shopping and found that Talisker Skye and Laphroaig 10 were both on offer...

    At a certain point you realise Fate has other plans.

    Great whiskies. Two of my favourites.

    2 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

    I was having a very good dry week until I went shopping and found that Talisker Skye and Laphroaig 10 were both on offer...

    At a certain point you realise Fate has other plans.

    It doesn’t count as a ‘dry week’ if you just never leave the pub to venture out in to the rain.

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