Gittens and Neto will soon follow Garnacho.

On 07/07/2026 at 14:57, Sconnie Blue said:

I don't even know where to begin

That reminds me, a huge congratulations on the appointment of our new data analyst, Stevie Wonder.

2 hours ago, timetowaste said:

That reminds me, a huge congratulations on the appointment of our new data analyst, Stevie Wonder.

And his back up group The Algo Rhythms

My gaffer

I really like that Alonso has come in and would have seen some of the half hearted displays had reports from within the club re attitude and performance and shown him the door.

Gaffer indeed.

9 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Joao Felix played 1,306 minutes in the league for Chelsea. 5G/A.

Garnacho played 1,268 minutes in the league for Chelsea. 5G/A.

Stop trying to twist it, they were both sh*t in equal measure.

Second spell, Maresca considered Felix as a no.10 and could not get in the team. Because of how bad our wingers were and lack of options, Garnacho got a lot more minutes than he should have.

Saudi is not a quality league at all but he is has completely blown that league away. The talent is there. Garnacho, I genuinely don't see any talent at all. He can't take on a man, is weak AF, attitude stinks, can't dribble, cannot shoot. He is sh*t. I stand by my comments about Felix. Garnacho stole a living as a footballer for the past 2/3 seasons.

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3 hours ago, timetowaste said:

Don't tease us.

1 hour ago, STATS said:

Second spell, Maresca considered Felix as a no.10 and could not get in the team. Because of how bad our wingers were and lack of options, Garnacho got a lot more minutes than he should have.

Saudi is not a quality league at all but he is has completely blown that league away. The talent is there. Garnacho, I genuinely don't see any talent at all. He can't take on a man, is weak AF, attitude stinks, can't dribble, cannot shoot. He is sh*t. I stand by my comments about Felix. Garnacho stole a living as a footballer for the past 2/3 seasons.

Joao Felix didn’t get many minutes in his second spell because he was absolutely dog sh*t.

4 hours ago, timetowaste said:

I'm going to be pedantic towards Romano here - I must have missed where Alonso confirms anything. "Hopefully" doesn't indicate anything with certainty, and "best possible way for everyone" is deliberately vague and could be interpretated in different ways... Garnacho encased in concrete and dumped in the sea would be the best possible way for me, but I don't really care as long as we get a left winger better than him and Gittens. Just Romano grifting his grift.

I guess "Alonso hints that Garnacho could leave Chelsea at some point" wouldn't get the clicks.

I hope whoever pushed to sign him is given their marching orders as well.

So a 5m loan now and 35m mandatory buy after certain conditions. Not happening then! This will be the same as the Jackson loan, it will be something ridiculous like start 40 games in a single season to trigger the mandatory buy.

1 hour ago, BordeauxBlue said:

I hope whoever pushed to sign him is given their marching orders as well.

Not a chance, these dipsh*ts are untouchable.

A lot of talk and it's been made clear he isn't wanted, but like the Fernandez transfer there's ultimately no concrete buyer.

The only thing seemingly true is the Roma interest, which we now know to be merely a loan.