g3.7 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 (edited) 1) luca toni, seen here showing off the boot he intended to wear for the european championships. 2) emile heskey, 45 caps for england, current wigan center forward. 3) a tree, no prior footballing experience, and at well past 30 years of age may be a bit past it. Edited June 22, 2008 by gullit4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrico Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Better them than Drogba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modueke Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 One of the best poll's this board has seen, and already showing the clear winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT26CFC Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 hahaha this really made me laugh. thinking about it, the tree wouldn't be a bad choice :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueday3 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I actually kind of like Luca Toni, he's goofy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyChelsea Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I actually kind of like Luca Toni, he's goofy. Luca Toni has really caught my eye this tournament, his speed, skill and goal awareness have truly been on another level to every one else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 You can't help but feel sorry for him really. The look on his face after each missed chance reminds me of a puppy (albeit a very lanky one with long hair). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 What I want to know is .. the tree ...is it a Araucaria araucana by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibs Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) That said, who was that bloke who came on for Spain last night? Utterly useless!! Every time he got the ball he shot and his shooting was abysmal. Only Spanish player to miss a penalty and I would have bet my house on him not scoring as he stepped up to take his pen. Truly awful. Edited June 23, 2008 by Nibs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Although on the plus side, his name was pronounced (correctly or incorrectly) as Geezer, so I had a chuckle everytime he got the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimboola69 Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I'd pick any of them above that French guy Gomis. Utter crud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Chelsea Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 i've gone for tree just in case in the future he branches out into management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Although on the plus side, his name was pronounced (correctly or incorrectly) as Geezer, so I had a chuckle everytime he got the ball. Di Natale became Di Natalie as well. John Motson needs to be carted off to an institution sharpish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ethicalstrategy Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I was interested to see Capdavilia and Jarvi playing for Spain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 (edited) i've gone for treejust in case in the future he branches out into management I've taken a leaf out of your book and done the same. I've just twigged that the root of Toni's problem is his basic lack of technique. He treats the ball not as a football but as a ball one might bo(w)le with. He also loses the head a lot but I've heard his bark is worse than his bite etc, etc, etc... Edited June 23, 2008 by Liam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Anyone hear Motson, while the team sheet was up on the screen for Christ's sake, call Ambrosini, 'Albertini' twice in about 10 seconds. He then swiftly followed it up by observing that the Spaniards were playing in 'all red'. They weren't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackInBlue Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Andy Gray called Buffon "buffoon" and had to apologise later while on live commentary. It was hysterical. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loz Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Luca Toni? You mean this fella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkw Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 i thought luca toni was playing for comedy value. not many people like the italian national teams way of playing, so they thought they would get people on there side by playing toni to give people a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Although on the plus side, his name was pronounced (correctly or incorrectly) as Geezer, so I had a chuckle everytime he got the ball. Can't believe I missed a bloody penalty! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 To be honest mate, I can't believe you're showing your face after such a poor performance.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PloKoon13 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I voted for Heskey. Everyone would doubt him, but he'd pull it off... I can imagine his face when he does. Although if he mucked up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomW Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 lol. Emile Heskey and Titus Bramble. Future world players of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim W Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Is that the new away kit the tree is in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modueke Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 It is not a tree, it's a Ballerina! Look again! (These mushrooms are good) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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