Liam

c'mon petr...please

Well I'm really proud. I thought we totally dominated 2 thirds of the match against an excellent team. C'mon Chelsea. We f ucking deserve it.

Let's get it on! Brothers and sisters in Chelsea I love you all.

I'm stuck at home Ian as my wife is in Paris. I'm pretty sure the Chelsea Supporters Club meets in Dalymount Park - there must be pub in or near the ground.

They have the best lapdancing clubs in the world though. So, every cloud...

And he knows nothing about football. Unlike, say, Callista and Jose's Melons.

Great line that. To be fair to whom? Consistently right about what exactly?

It would be interesting on so many levels. I'd like to see him in English football as he's such a character, and of the top 4 clubs Liverpoo seems the only viable option. He would be a perfect fit up there and there would be no problem with his functional approach to the beautiful game. It might also help bring to an end the ongoing grieving process for members of his Band of Jilted Lovers, which can only be a good thing.

I hope he goes to Liverpoo.

£2,000 the pair. I insist on paying by Western Union. Would that be OK? Mean't I meant meant.

It was reported in the press today. Although if they want to see him treated badly they only need to come on here.

Has the "victim" complained yet?

A brilliant night supporting the greatest team in the world. The ratings are out of 11, Spinal Tap style. Cech - 7 - Some good saves but that's his job. Appalling lack of concentration for the goal. I love the guy but he's a shadow of his former self and it's becoming the elephant in the room. A Cole - 9 - I don't hate him as much as I used to. It's really annoying. Terry - 9 - O Captain My Captain Carvalho - 8 - Plays the game on his a rse better than anyone I have ever seen. But showed with the goal the dangers of a centre half gambling and getting it wrong. Essien - 10 - One of the 2 truly great modern footballers on our team. A force of nature, athletic, powerful, with a frightening intensity and an immense engine. Lampard - 10 - Passed the ball really well and kept an excellent shape the whole game. The new haircut makes him look less fat which can only be a good thing. I couldn't believe he stepped up for the penalty and he took it brilliantly. An incredibly emotional moment which would have reduced me to tears if I was a big girl like John Terry. Ballack - 9 - Worked hard, covered loads of ground, and hit some nice passes. Didn't quite dominate the way he did against United which is probably due to Lampard being in the team. J Cole - 7 - Got on the ball a lot and linked well with Essien. Just not creating much at the moment which is the reason he's on the team. Kalou - 7 - Difficult to see what he brings to the team. Should really be playing for Everton. Makalele - 9 - Subdued St Stevie well and used the ball better than of late as well. Drogba - 10 - MOM. The difference between the teams. The ultimate modern footballer. I hope he finishes his career with us as I'd hate to play against him. The best there has ever been at what he does. Grant - 10 - Conducted himself perfectly in the build up to the match. Refused to be goaded by fat Rafa. For some reason he doesn't seem to feel the need to take the pressure of the players. He must feel as if they can handle it. Picked the right team and made the right substitutions at the right time. Can his incredible luck last another 3 games? Officials - 10 - Got all the big decisions right.

Cech for me too

Great finish. What a buzz. What a save by Petr!

Brilliant thread Jack

I know Coco but he just doesn't look his old self. For Torres' chance I felt he didn't look to dominate, although he saved it. It's just a perception I have.

Has Petr lost his bottle? He's not really convincing tonight. I love the guy by the way.

First thing I learned about defending - when the opposition have a free kick never turn your back on the f ucking ball - basic stuff

Ya big homo.

The constant reference to Hansen saying that you win nothing with kids. The fact that pundits who were once forwards are supposed to think that every penalty shout is legitimate, and vice versa for defenders.

Nice piece of information Qaz. I'd never heard that term.

Liverpoo....and R*ngers. No surrender!

This is my favourite bit. Brilliant Bluenut!

According to Valerie Hiddink has signed a contract with another club for next season. I was half shot at the time though so may have misheard.