70s................away....................WERE WORSE THAN MAN UTD

                                                  WERE WORSE THAN MAN UTD...........................

Does anyone know the story behind Chelsea Alouette? Heard it in the Slug in Clapham after the Palace game and have always wondered where it originates from.

id like to know who penned the willian song........should be up there with writers such as noel gallagher......lennon and mcCartney....rogers and hammerstein

Come in on your feet.

Go out on your head,

you aint seen nothing like the mighty shed.

 

To the song ''mighty

quinn''....Manfred mann late sixties

id like to know who penned the willian song........should be up there with writers such as noel gallagher......lennon and mcCartney....rogers and hammerstein

 

Apparently it was a group of guys out and about in Prague on the day we played the SuperCup in August.

Where were you in World War 2 to PSG in Paris

Where were you in World War 2 to PSG in Paris

Hahaha I actually heard that one on the telly and laughed my arse off. Got funny looks from the family for it.

Found this on another site -remember the bloke well but not this song to be honest (to the tune of his name is Tommy Baldwin’) - true or not it is a great song !

His name is Percy Dalton
He sells peanuts at the Bridge
The finest shelled peanuts that the shops will ever sell,
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
crack ‘em open
Eat them
Or we throw them down the front,
At a copper standing there,
We try and hit the **nt
Na na na na na na na na na na

Cant remember who, but we had a good one aimed at us last season, it was like

 

You're John Terrys birtch

John Ter-rys Bitch

Ashley Cole

You're john terrys bitch

 

I found it funny anyways.

Don't remember the Percy Dalton Song only the seller and "Peeanutts  --Peeanutts  " Half the bag was always inedible

Back in the early 80's there was an Airline TV ad which they used to sing 'were take more care of you' followed by the airlines name (i think).

Spuds had a striker called Steve Archibald at the time, and on a few occasions the following chant was sung.....

'Your just a Scottish jew, Archibald, Archibald'. 

 

Few occasions? This was sung several times during EVERY match, along with a Garth Crooks song which I couldn't possibly mention in these pc times!

What is that one they sang in front of Norwich fans?

 

We have Abramovich & you have a drunk bitch

We played Liverpool in the late eighties. Grobbelar was in goal for them and Dalgish was the manager. Grobbelar was in the goal at the Shed End. Shed End started singing: "We all agree, Kenny and Brucie are Lovers." Grobbelar turned around and the look on his face was as if to say no bloody way.

 

Also around the same time, Coventry City had a goalie, Steve Ogrizovic. The chant about him was: "There's only one Freddie Krueger." Look at the pictures of the two of them and you'll see the resemblance.

69/70.ish........These boots were meant for kicking........and thats just wot theyll do......if you dont run these boots are gonna walk all over you

That certainly brought back some memories.

 

I vaguely remember some cheerleaders and the entire Shed singing Chuck Berry's Ding a ling song at them. 

 

Edited April 15, 201412 yr by shedhead

Dunno why but I used to love it when the police walking around the bit behind the goal at the Shed end were serenaded by a whistled rendition of the Laurel and Hardy tune.

Don't remember the Percy Dalton Song only the seller and "Peeanutts  --Peeanutts  " Half the bag was always inedible

The Newcastle game in the late 70's where we beat them 4-0 (Wandsworth Bridge ambush after), sat in the benches for that one, had three packets and spend most of Saturday night puking.

The Newcastle game in the late 70's where we beat them 4-0 (Wandsworth Bridge ambush after), sat in the benches for that one, had three packets and spend most of Saturday night puking.

Notting to do with the 10 pints of larger you had lol.

Oh Andy Cole is a f**king asshole is f**king asshole.

To the oh Denis wise chant.

Chelsea 1 man utd 1 in 2001

Chanted at Teddy Sherringham: Oh, Teddy, Teddy. He went to Man, Utd and he's still a c*nt.

 

 

Can't remember which year but we played Liverpool at the Bridge. Michael Owen(?) hit the ball into the side-netting of the goal in front of the MH stand and the Scouse fans thought they had scored and started jumping up and down. MH responded by singing Calm Down, Calm Down as in Harry Enfield's three Scousers.

Chanted at Teddy Sherringham: Oh, Teddy, Teddy. He went to Man, Utd and he's still a c*nt.

Can't remember which year but we played Liverpool at the Bridge. Michael Owen(?) hit the ball into the side-netting of the goal in front of the MH stand and the Scouse fans thought they had scored and started jumping up and down. MH responded by singing Calm Down, Calm Down as in Harry Enfield's three Scousers.

I was at that game I'm nearly sure was it 3 nil.

Notting to do with the 10 pints of larger you had lol.

Nope, I never used to drink then!

I was at that game I'm nearly sure was it 3 nil.

 

It was. Jimmy and Eidur and an OG.

It was. Jimmy and Eidur and an OG.

Great banter the Mhl was in great mood that day. Aye aye calm down calm down

Sung at Tromso fans during the return leg.."What's it like to play on grass, Whats it like to play on grass" (to the tune of bread of Heaven)

 

Other clubs chants were quite funny too...West Ham singing "You've got our stereo, we've got Di Canio" to the Scousers..

 

And the classic sung at City back in the day.."Lee bums Bell, Bell bums Lee, Lee and Bell bum Summerby, with a nick nack paddywack give a dog a bone, why don't City f*ck off home"

I remember being on the platform at Baker St, Wembley bound before the 2000 Charity Shield game V Manure. We had tonked them 5-0 the previous season.There were some Utd fans present, and  Chelsea ones started a  'Who put the ball in Utds net, Arthur, Arthur, Who put the ball in Utds net, arthur f*****g Chelsea!.