A nice, beautiful, well thought out topic - which footballers do you want to kick the sh*t out of? Either for being ugly, crap, annoying, girly etc... It doesn't matter what the reason, but you want to kick their head in till there's no tomorrow :unsure: I'll go first:

That little touching of the finger tips thing he does is so f**king pathetic I want to lop them off with an axe

EVERY single decision that goes against him is a complete injustice to man-kind... or so you'd think when he throws his arms up in disgust each time.

Right square in the middle of his face... burst that ball that is the top of his nose

Yes, one axe, me, you, in one room with a locked door...

How he f*ck did a woman get into the male Premier League? Moaning, sulking, whining, twat Nancy-Drew

Sisters are doing it for their selves!

Complete FAIL of a human being, disgusting runt who's opinion doesn't count, ever.

The British version of Keane and Mascherano - moaning, hard-done by little prick who needs a spade right to the face

And finally, once a Scouse, always a Scouse, should be doing time somewhere right about now.

Ah, very therapeutic.

Gary "rat face" neville................would love to go to town on that c**t with a baseball bat.

Love the torres pic lol

Way to many to mention, from your list keane, stevie me, macherano and fletcher are definatly right up there but some i would include are.....

fabregas for being a moaning little twat who thinks the game should be a non contact sport

Both gary and phil neville for......being gary and phil neville

and one player i really cant stand sergio busquets - one of the biggest divers i have seen a long time

Edited April 11, 201016 yr by jack h

I'd actually agree with everyone on that list except Nasri and Torres.

But i would like to add this man.

Everything about him i just despise.

Bless you Gem

f**kin El-Hadji

and of course this nasty piece of work.

Just remembered one more

Edited April 11, 201016 yr by Scott

Uch. Such a nasty piece of work...

Gattuso will wear this expression while extracting my size 10 Adidas from his Azzurri

Have you lot forgotten this piece of sh*t already?

Re above post -

In the old days children used to play "Hunt the Thimble" - this is the footballling equivalent - Hunt the c**t!

Most of the players I despise have already been covered by other posters.

I'd like to add a couple.

Someone needs to tell him he's not Roy Keane, not even in his wildest dreams. Not that I like Roy Keane himself....

The one in blue and black..........Thiago Motta. What a cheating c**t!

And the most disgusting of them all, everything about him is despicable. His ugly face, his cheating etc etc.

Mascherano probably heads a long list for me....can't stand him.

Kevin Muscat....my most hated of the A-League players. Good call.

add Shrek to the list got a mouth like a dustbin always cursing and moaning.

not a player now but Rednose goes in my list.

Jeez, where do I start???

In order to save myself many hours making a huge list of players I'd love to kick the sh*t out of, I'll stick with just a few from yesteryear. No particular order, I hate all these c*nts, even the ones who are dead...

There are so many more, but these were the first that came to mind

these were the first that came to mind

Yet no mention of Deco... :D

dean saunders, emlyn hughes, Stephen c**t, starfish, carjacker, roy keane. f**king horrible pieces of sh*t to a man.

Sepp Blatter and a certain referee from Norway

Agree withmost of the ones on here, but HAVE to add

Lennon (celtic)

Smith(Leeds and Manure)

my god that's hideous..

...did jim henson make him? out of cat food and mattresses?

robbie savage

craig bellamy

joey barton

joey barton

joey barton

lee bowyer

robert pires

jonny evans

oh and rivaldo

Edited April 13, 201016 yr by sleepy_gonzalez

Any takers?

I'll give it a go with this guy:

Every single game I have seen him play for Inter, he always get's sent off for pure stupidity. Can't control himself on the pitch at all, and if he doesn't shape up his act he will be a wasted actual talent.

Or better...

Platini!!! Then I would like to stick a 4 inch thick flag pole up his arse with the St Georges flag on it.