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9 hours ago, 19seventyone said:

Douglas Luiz on loan rumours.

The Villa version was a good player but he’s hardly kicked a ball since.

It would suggest a midfielder of ours is on his way somewhere else if true.

Juventus paid around €50m for him but he had little impact. Injury didn't help but successive managers haven't fancied him. Poor for Forest last night but he wasn't the only one. If the Chelsea thing is legit - a loan till the end of the season - it's as midfield cover during the busy schedule rather than replacing anyone. Good player in his day. Whether he's still up to it is another matter.

21 hours ago, Valerie said:

I've been to Manchester, who would long to that place? Admittedly I was there before the IRA bombed half the city centre to bits, perhaps that was the best thing that could have happened and the rebuild improved the place. It couldn't get any worse, quite unlike CFC LDN.

Manchester is far better than the sh*t hole that is London.

I never understand the pull to London, Northern cities are far nicer.

31 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Manchester is far better than the sh*t hole that is London.

I never understand the pull to London, Northern cities are far nicer.

Is this rage bate? I only say that because you have two sh*tty northern scum clubs orbited by sh*tty lesser norther clubs like Oldham and Bolton... each to their own I suppose.. .Bleeding northern Mokeys, have vinnies door. guy ritchie film GIF

Edited by bluelightening

1 hour ago, bluelightening said:

Is this rage bate? I only say that because you have two sh*tty northern scum clubs orbited by sh*tty lesser norther clubs like Oldham and Bolton... each to their own I suppose.. .Bleeding northern Mokeys, have vinnies door. guy ritchie film GIF

If i had to choose a place to live i'd choose Manchester over London in a heart beat

2 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Manchester is far better than the sh*t hole that is London.

I never understand the pull to London, Northern cities are far nicer.

WTF

"nicer"

No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life - Samuel Johnson (what he said)

fcukc off and die in your northern hovel u kunts - Samuel Johnson (what he meant)

Just now, TheCeleryKing said:

WTF

"nicer"

No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life - Samuel Johnson (what he said)

fcukc off and die in your northern hovel u kunts - Samuel Johnson (what he meant)

I'm sure London was lovely when he wrote that in 1740, however its 2026. London is a dirty sh*t hole with knife crime through the roof. Manchester is lovely these days with MUCH friendlier people.

Just now, GarnachoCheese said:

I'm sure London was lovely when he wrote that in 1740, however its 2026. London is a dirty sh*t hole with knife crime through the roof. Manchester is lovely these days with MUCH friendlier people.

LOL

Seriously? This is not even worth debating. Suffice to say you are completely and utterly wrong.

Just now, TheCeleryKing said:

LOL

Seriously? This is not even worth debating. Suffice to say you are completely and utterly wrong.

Based on... your opinion?

Damn, you got me. I guess my entire opinion has been changed. Can't wait to move to the overpopulated sh*t hole and get stabbed by a 14 year old because of my postcode while paying 85% of my salary to pay off someone else's mortgage! What a fantastic place!

4 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Based on... your opinion?

Damn, you got me. I guess my entire opinion has been changed. Can't wait to move to the overpopulated sh*t hole and get stabbed by a 14 year old because of my postcode while paying 85% of my salary to pay off someone else's mortgage! What a fantastic place!

I have no desire to change your feeble minded opinion.

29 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

I'm sure London was lovely when he wrote that in 1740, however its 2026. London is a dirty sh*t hole with knife crime through the roof. Manchester is lovely these days with MUCH friendlier people.

There I was thinking Chelsea was the centre of London and Life... I've lived there most my life, never been stabbed or robbed, neither have any of my friends. Im 46... So... I dont know, what's that Liverpool chant about rats and northern slums? Remind me Nacho... :-)

31 minutes ago, bluelightening said:

There I was thinking Chelsea was the centre of London and Life... I've lived there most my life, never been stabbed or robbed, neither have any of my friends. Im 46... So... I dont know, what's that Liverpool chant about rats and northern slums? Remind me Nacho... :-)

Very tory reply

Just now, GarnachoCheese said:

Very tory reply

You're on your high and mighty horse today. Very disparaging... FYI: I dont vote or hold a party membership. grew up in Wandsworth and Lambeth, do jog on ya slimy c**t.

43 minutes ago, bluelightening said:

Mores the point, why do you support Chelsea? go feed your family a dead rat in your northern slum

ha ha classism very funny! Enjoy paying your landlords mortgage for him like a good little boy x

1 hour ago, bluelightening said:

There I was thinking Chelsea was the centre of London and Life... I've lived there most my life, never been stabbed or robbed, neither have any of my friends. Im 46... So... I dont know, what's that Liverpool chant about rats and northern slums? Remind me Nacho... :-)

I love London as a tourist. It has great museums, wonderful architecture and Chelsea. I've visited a gazillion times and never been pickpocketed, threatened, knifed, raped, murdered or eaten. For residents, it's probably the same as residents of all major cities, there are some areas that are not particularly pleasant, but most people just live their lives in unremarkable circumstances. Yet, press coverage of crime gives an unbalanced idea to non-residents. In my country it's the same: people outside Amsterdam swear they don't set foot in the place, as it's all junkies, dealers, prostitutes and vomiting British louts. Apart from the vomiting British louts, it's all hyperbole.

Edited by Valerie

Are we really discussing London vs Manchester? Hahaha being an outsider to both, in terms of not having been born in either, central London is prettier than any part I've seen of Manchester. And, controversial opinion here, much nicer than Liverpool! If I had to choose an English northern city, Newcastle is nicer and with nicer people than other northern cities I've been to.

5 minutes ago, RMH said:

Are we really discussing London vs Manchester? Hahaha being an outsider to both, in terms of not having been born in either, central London is prettier than any part I've seen of Manchester. And, controversial opinion here, much nicer than Liverpool! If I had to choose an English northern city, Newcastle is nicer and with nicer people than other northern cities I've been to.

I've never been to Liverpool, but I've been in Newcastle for a day or so (a whole day? Yes). I found the Geordie accent inpenetrable and could barely understand the locals, but they seemed nice 😄

6 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

If i had to choose a place to live i'd choose Manchester over London in a heart beat

I’m not a millionaire so I’d agree with you.

London is a truly amazing city……. If you have a lot of money.

Manchester is a great city too if you don’t mind the rain.

4 hours ago, RMH said:

Are we really discussing London vs Manchester? Hahaha being an outsider to both, in terms of not having been born in either, central London is prettier than any part I've seen of Manchester. And, controversial opinion here, much nicer than Liverpool! If I had to choose an English northern city, Newcastle is nicer and with nicer people than other northern cities I've been to.

Everyone should experience some of the delights of Liverpool...Bootle is a particular favourite.

And a tune that always amuses me sung by Manchester United fans...

Park, Park wherever you may be,

you eat dogs in your own country,

it could have been worse you could have been scouse,

eating rats in your council house.

Edited by OTL

5 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

ha ha classism very funny! Enjoy paying your landlords mortgage for him like a good little boy x

Perhaps Im a CHAV and will cut ya... or I have a job that pays a mortgage in London, or perhaps I live on a narrow boat and continuously cruise. You assume a lot and know Zero about me. Do carry on - you're talking to yourself from here on in. get out of bed on the right side tomrrow and have a better day.

Edited by bluelightening

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