I wouldn't.

Damn!  I had to go back a page to find out what it was you wouldn't do!

 

I think you're being very sizeist!

Didn't she (Miss Piggy) used to stand on the coppers platform at the back of the Shed, along with the miserable 4car with the glasses?  

I'd forgotten all about that twat. Miserable is putting it mildy. And her too come to that.

 

I remember once being frisked by a policewoman of.... more slender proportions. She found a plastic comb, I kid you not, in the back pocket of my jeans, and proceded to lecture on me on how such articles could be used as weapons, letting me off with a finger wagging and a warning not to carry combs to football in future.

I'd forgotten all about that twat. Miserable is putting it mildy. And her too come to that.

 

I remember once being frisked by a policewoman of.... more slender proportions. She found a plastic comb, I kid you not, in the back pocket of my jeans, and proceded to lecture on me on how such articles could be used as weapons, letting me off with a finger wagging and a warning not to carry combs to football in future.

Bloody good advice. I always had a problem getting other bits of my male grooming kit through the turnstiles. I lost count of the nose hair trimmers the cops took off me.

Bloody good advice. I always had a problem getting other bits of my male grooming kit through the turnstiles. I lost count of the nose hair trimmers the cops took off me.

And quite right too. It only takes a sneaky little adjustment or ten for a nose hair remover to become a nose remover. Hence the old joke:

 

Harry the Dog has no nose. How does he smell?

What year was that mate? i may know someone who may have it.

not sure 80-81

I'd forgotten all about that twat. Miserable is putting it mildy. And her too come to that.

 

I remember once being frisked by a policewoman of.... more slender proportions. She found a plastic comb, I kid you not, in the back pocket of my jeans, and proceded to lecture on me on how such articles could be used as weapons, letting me off with a finger wagging and a warning not to carry combs to football in future.

"plastic" The comb to carry back in the day was a stainless steel comb with the odd few teeth missing, mind you the plastic flick knife combs was all the rage up north

Edited April 27, 201313 yr by rumpole

And quite right too. It only takes a sneaky little adjustment or ten for a nose hair remover to become a nose remover. Hence the old joke:

 

Harry the Dog has no nose. How does he smell?

Phil Thompson's nose hair trimmer:

 

"plastic" The comb to carry back in the day was a stainless steel comb with the odd few teeth missing, mind you the plastic flick knife combs was all the rage up north

I used to have one of those steel combs with a handle. Not filed down though, and I never took it to football.

I used to have one of those steel combs with a handle. Not filed down though, and I never took it to football.

Nor me, no point never ever seen a mirror in the karzys when i went for a piss

not sure 80-81

Ok i'll ask a mate of mine.

I think it was the very early 80s it was near the end of the season and loads of fans went to Blackpool on the Friday night.

Then onto Preston on the Saturday, l can remember a few of the boys got in there end and ran the Preston.

After the game the bill would not let anyone get the train back to Blackpool but made sure we all board the trains back to euston.

Good old days we did have a lot of fun then.

I used to have one of those steel combs with a handle. Not filed down though, and I never took it to football.

I used a steel comb to dig up a small bit of the pitch after the Hull game when we celebrated promotion. I had that bit of turf growing in a blueband marg pot for years afterwards

Thats one brand i forgot about..Blueband......Gone from our lives now hasnt it i think.......RIP BLUEBAND

Is that the Governess on The Chase ?

I used to have one of those steel combs with a handle. Not filed down though, and I never took it to football.

I used a steel comb to dig up a small bit of the pitch after the Hull game when we celebrated promotion. I had that bit of turf growing in a blueband marg pot for years afterwards

Haha quality!

Right, mods, you might as well shut down the thread.

 

Why, you ask?

 

Because nothing will ever top this pic, we might as well all give up.

 

 

Nothing!

Okay, okay, I jest.

 

Back to the eye candy for moi & Gem!

 

 

 

 

 

(Arsenal fans getting a bit of rough treatment from the plods outside the Bridge)

 

Right, mods, you might as well shut down the thread.

 

Why, you ask?

 

Because nothing will ever top this pic, we might as well all give up.

 

 

Nothing!

You've got to love the 70s

Bobby Tambling Gallery

 

Chelsea's Bobby Tambling (third r) fires a shot narrowly over the bar, to the relief of Barcelona goalkeeper Reina ®

 

Chelsea's Bobby Tambling (third r) beats Leicester City's Richie Norman (3) to the ball to score the opening goal

 

 

West Bromwich Albion's John Kaye © and John Osborne ® combine to deny Chelsea's Bobby Tambling (l)

 

(L-R) Chelsea's Bobby Tambling flicks the ball over Liverpool's Ronnie Moran

 

 

Chelsea's Bobby Tambling (centre), breaks clear on his way to score Chelsea's only goal of the game

 

 

Chelsea's Bobby Tambling (left) out jumps Blackburns Ronnie Clayton

 

 

England manager Alf Ramsay (second right) explains his ideas to England players (l-r): Gordon Banks, George Cohen, Jack Charlton, Peter Thompson, Jimmy Greaves, Bobby Tambling, Bobby Charlton

 

 

Chelsea's Bobby Tambling ® slots his team's first goal past Arsenal goalkeeper Jim Furnell

 

Chelsea's Bobby Tambling heads the ball over Manchester United goalkeeper Harry Gregg

 

Chelsea's Bobby Tambling ©

 

Bobby Tambling in action during the match against Villa

Bobby Tambling scores Chelsea's third goal and his second of a total of five goals during the match against Villa

 

Bobby Tambling (left) is stopped by an enthusiastic challenge from Arsenal's Jimmy McGill

 

Bobby Tambling of Chelsea in action

 

Bobby Tambling of Chelsea in action and chasing Woollet of Leicester City

 

Bobby Tambling (right) of Chelsea tries a shot at goal from an acute angle,

 

Bobby Tambling, his wife Kathleen and their two sons at their home in London on 15th September 1969

 

 

 

Bobby Tambling warmly received at Stamford Bridge before the game against Swansea