Let's play a new game.

 

Let's anticipate Rafa's excuses in advance.

 

He's brilliant at them.

 

Can you match him?

I'm gonna go for tiredness for this one. Or maybe the whole squad has come down with Fernando's stomach bug.

"Lampard, he's a tired, no?, Ramires too, you see eh, lots of games over the, eh christmas, yes. We want to win games, not a look at the table, next week, we will see, ok?, yes"

So we go from not scoring at home to scoring 2 and being 2 in front to cant defend and let a 2 goal lead away,fantastic.

I'm plumping for the weather.

 

It's cold.

'The players are working hard and it will come'

"Jes, I was theenking of pollo, delicious pollo, an I deed not realize that I was putting Torres on the wing. Pollo is delicious. Fact."

I think he'll say that the pressure of playing at SB is getting to the players, instead of admitting that hes a sh*t manager

Excuses? He'll say we're continuing to improve, the delusional fat bar steward.

It's always about the next game isn't it Rafa ?

The snow ruined preperations

Im done. f**k him. Please get him out of our club ASAP

The home fans need to get behind the team .

 

I cant see a priest on a hill of sugar

 

The owner needs to back me or sack me.

 

 

 

Nothing he says at this point could bring my opinion of him or the club hierarchy any lower. This current situation is so beyond farce that the daily developments or game-by-game results barely register any more. Whatever he says it will just be met by more silence from a club trapped in a bad situation by its own incredible stupidity. 

Everyone's fault but his.

Well obviously it's the fans fault for the lack of support at home. That excuse can be used 50% of the time so it's gold for the FSW

Apparently our poor league form is because of our involvement in the Europa League.

It's the fans' fault for not being as good as Liverpool fans, who don't need plastic flags.

The players all had tummy bugs and I gave them all sleeping tablets.

"Im a fat c**t, who knows nothing about management and should leave Chelsea FC with immediate effect, not that I should have been here anyways, no? I should bring Torres with me too no? He's fat and useless like me too no? Roman has 8.4 Billion no? Surely he could find someone better than me, no?"

 

Thats what he should say. They do say honesty is the best policy..

 

What that FSW does say, will undoubtedly be absolute bollix...No?

Would be great if the FSW came out and said................... " I'm doing my best. Don't just blame me, blame that Russian twat that hired me as well. Not many people know less about football than I do but he is definately one of them"

Blast!  I entered this to write:  "Ees no ma fault! Ze buck stops with AvramoBitch!"

 

But Just pipped me at the post.

Disruption to preparations caused by helicopter crash at Vauxhall.

Games are too long these days, 45 mins in freezing temperatures should be enough, unfortunately my subs were also frozen to the bench seats (again).

I was only following orders from David Icke.  All will be made clear in the fullness of time.

I'll probably get slated for saying this but I'm not blaming Rafa for tonight. Players didn't give anywhere near enough. The team selected was more than capable of beating So'ton  especially at 2-0 HT