http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4777584/danny-simpson-knocked-out-in-4am-brawl.html

 

Must have been quite the hit, sicken the w@nker!!

 

 

 

PS look how rough Tulisa looks without the war paint on

   

Edited February 4, 201313 yr by Zola

Sounds like he totally deserved it. I've never heard of 'Tulisa', but she looks a right dog!

I'm glad you can afford to be so discerning Bluebeard.  I would. 

Don't worry man, that's a compliment in BlueBeard's part of the country.

I'm glad you can afford to be so discerning Bluebeard.  I would. 

 

I didn't say I wouldn't, I've had a lot worse

Since when do takeaways have bouncers? Very weird testimony.

Also, what kind of scum takes a photo of someone unconscious and bleeding on the pavement?

Since when do takeaways have bouncers? Very weird testimony.

Also, what kind of scum takes a photo of someone unconscious and bleeding on the pavement?

 

Welcome to the 21st century! 

Since when do takeaways have bouncers? Very weird testimony.

Also, what kind of scum takes a photo of someone unconscious and bleeding on the pavement?

 

Well, back in the day they'd have put his head on a pike and paraded it around town to celebrate their victory. We're making progress!

Edited February 4, 201313 yr by That Boy Brandinho

You'll hear no more about this after today. His name isn't John Terry and he doesn't play for Chelsea.

Since when do takeaways have bouncers? Very weird testimony.

Also, what kind of scum takes a photo of someone unconscious and bleeding on the pavement?

 

Probably somebody who knew who Danny Simpson was and saw the opportunity to make a few quid by selling it (with the story) to the rags. Not that it in any way excuses their actions... 

Can't remember the last time I was at a takeaway at 4 am after a night on the piss. Never got knocked out, I 'm pleased to report. Good times.

Since when do takeaways have bouncers? Very weird testimony.

Also, what kind of scum takes a photo of someone unconscious and bleeding on the pavement?

 

The English media.

Since when do takeaways have bouncers? Very weird testimony.

Also, what kind of scum takes a photo of someone unconscious and bleeding on the pavement?

 

Also notice how many times it's shown and how zoomed in it is. 

Welcome to the age of humiliation. 

I love how they seem to focus more on the bint rather than the footballer.  He's listed more as Tulia's boyfriend (is that her real name,?) than he is as a footballer.

 

How'd she get famous, big brother or some crap?

 

Anyway, gutter press at it's finest