Hahahaha what a load of sh*t.

Your attitude smacks of everything your club is about. I will not get involved in a childish spat with doubters. Its in your nature to doubt and call your solicitor to sort the legals and cover up your sh*t. You prob never seen Indiana and prob that nob called jones with a whip that your boyfriend slaps you with. Said I wasn't gonna do that!

Edited September 1, 201510 yr by Fredelliot

/\ Ah, you were there! In your Everton embossed bra and panties, nice. You're Thread Ellliot known as such due to the silky tassels on your bra.

Your attitude smacks of everything your club is about. I will not get involved in a childish spat with doubters. Its in your nature to doubt and call your solicitor to sort the legals and cover up your sh*t. You prob never seen Indiana and prob that nob called jones with a whip that your boyfriend slaps you with. Said I wasn't gonna do that!

Sigh, another one. Why are we infested with these type of fans?

Paranoid, attacks the club with immature/unfounded remarks, homophobic…

Keeping this comment too.

On that note m outta here and give u a few hours to get a bit of banter going. Maybe go dream up a few more names. Maybe even start a new thread. It's UK players your after so mourinho should grow a pair and take a chance. After all he's the best and with terry to look after him in the showers you will be ok!

Your attitude smacks of everything your club is about. I will not get involved in a childish spat with doubters. Its in your nature to doubt and call your solicitor to sort the legals and cover up your sh*t. You prob never seen Indiana and prob that nob called jones with a whip that your boyfriend slaps you with. Said I wasn't gonna do that!

Huh? I guess we all now know what you like your boyfriend to use on you, thanks for sharing you dumb dipper c**t. You get called out so you try to use a homophobic insult? How about you f**k off back to your sh*t city.

Edited September 1, 201510 yr by IndianaBlue85

I'm sorry Gem but that's the second time with these dippers and I'm not holding anything back now.

On that note m outta here and give u a few hours to get a bit of banter going. Maybe go dream up a few more names. Maybe even start a new thread. It's UK players your after so mourinho should grow a pair and take a chance. After all he's the best and with terry to look after him in the showers you will be ok!

You've said you're going 5 or 6 times now and you're still viewing the thread, why are you pretending you have somewhere to be other than behind a keyboard?

You've said you're going 5 or 6 times now and you're still viewing the thread, why are you pretending you have somewhere to be other than behind a keyboard?

He has the hots for us, his keyboard must be one hell of a sticky mess by now.

It takes a special kind of moron to go on an opposition forum on a wind up, only to end up wound up himself so much he can barely type. What an idiot ha ha.

Your attitude smacks of everything your club is about. I will not get involved in a childish spat with doubters. Its in your nature to doubt and call your solicitor to sort the legals and cover up your sh*t. You prob never seen Indiana and prob that nob called jones with a whip that your boyfriend slaps you with. Said I wasn't gonna do that!

^^^ word salad. Worst troll ever.

I remember going after Modric and Rooney, making repeated bids only to be knocked back by their clubs who didn't want to sell.

 

I don't remember these boards becoming infested by whinging Spurs and Utd fans.

 

Small-time, is the word that comes to mind.

wtf is "word salad" and why does everyone keep saying it. f**king youths of today with your slang. back in my day we spoke right good proper english

wtf is "word salad" and why does everyone keep saying it. f**king youths of today with your slang. back in my day we spoke right good proper english

Tend to agree ZO, but in this context it seems apt. The word salad created by fredelliot would have been tossed thereby making its creator, a tosser.

wtf is "word salad" and why does everyone keep saying it. f**king youths of today with your slang. back in my day we spoke right good proper english

If it makes you feel any better mate, I'm 22 and had no f**king idea what that meant until Drogs explained it.

Your comment did have me laughing like a lunatic in work though!

My take on this transfer saga is that every party has acted pretty much as they should (aside from some fans who will always be twats).

Chelsea ; identified a player they wanted and offered a fair sum for that player.

Jose; answered the questions put to him about the play and the bids. Possibly could have refused to answer them but would have been criticised for that.

Stones; saw the potential move as a bug opportunity and handed in a transfer request. When it was turned down he done the right thing and carried on playing his football. His time will come and he's showed good character throughout this saga.

Martinez; acted like a manager that doesn't want to lose one of his best players. Done everything he could to keep him. Would he jump ship if offered a top job? Probably,but that has no baring on how this has played out. He's done the best thing for his team.

Everton; they know their financial position much better than I do and they decided that none of our bids for Stones were sufficient for them to want to sell him. Stones is under contract, not unhappy where he is so they rightly expect him to continue playing for them to the best of his ability.

Just because it didn't go in our favour doesn't mean everyone on the other side behaved wrongly.

errr no ...............every party did not act as they should hence the non-deal. To be fair to FredElliott his comments about Everton feeling aggrieved at how it was all handled seem spot on.

Allegedly elements of the deal were well aware of our interest for a while but couldn't keep there gobs shut hence it becoming the worst kept secret in football and pissing off Everton as everyone but them had been informed.

Tend to agree ZO, but in this context it seems apt. The word salad created by fredelliot would have been tossed thereby making its creator, a tosser.

What's wrong with the good and pure methology of just calling Fred Elliot a f**king tosser?!

The youths of today, seriously!

What's wrong with the good and pure methology of just calling Fred Elliot a f**king tosser?!

The youths of today, seriously!

Queue response from fredelliot saying he's been going to Everton for 20 years and is a season ticket holder.

What's wrong with the good and pure methology of just calling Fred Elliot a f**king tosser?!

The youths of today, seriously!

Maybe it's slang for tosser because you toss a salad?

For the record, I don't have anything against Mr Elliot, I just love a good old fashioned fisticuffs.

Popcorn in one hand, glass of whisky in another...

Edited September 1, 201510 yr by Huttsey

I remember going after Modric and Rooney, making repeated bids only to be knocked back by their clubs who didn't want to sell.

 

I don't remember these boards becoming infested by whinging Spurs and Utd fans.

 

Small-time, is the word that comes to mind.

Maybe Everton are stuck in a time warp when things like that didn't happen. Seems like clubs like United and Spurs realise that is just part and parcel of the game nowadays. Mugs.

*Awaiting inevitable backlash of 'I told you so's' from the Everton lot on here. Don't disappoint us, we know you want to do it.*

Edited September 1, 201510 yr by MissouriBlue

John stones handing in a transfer request is the most exciting thing that's happened up in goodison park since they won the fa cup in 95, I don't have my calculator how many years ago was that? Leave them have some enjoyment

John stones handing in a transfer request is the most exciting thing that's happened up in goodison park since they won the fa cup in 95, I don't have my calculator how many years ago was that? Leave them have some enjoyment

Just a shame for him. He really could have learned a lot from JT. What could had been!

No 'told you so' from me, I think this particular story has legs and I am sure that it will all be back on in January. Our injuries (Galloway not Browning!) and Martinez's obstinance effectively killed it, combined with the fact that Stones was never going to pull too much of a face. Are you lot happy with your shopping? I am eternally disappointed in my club, you lot should count your blessings, saddled at birth I'm afraid, just off for a pint with Fred Elliot now.

No 'told you so' from me either.

 

I just remembered that I had a £10 bet with someone on here earlier in the window that Stones would/wouldn't go for £32m (I think). I can't remember who it was unfortunately cos it was a while ago. I'm not coming to gloat about the bet in any way shape or form. But I think we said that £5 would go to this site, and £5 to charity.

 

So, if you're out there, mystery person, it would be good if you honoured your commitment (apologies if you already have).

 

Other than that, no smugness at all from me. I'm glad we kept Stones but I'm not naïve enough to think he'll be with us for a long time, and we have plenty of our own problems to contend with, so there's really nothing to be smug about.

 

Pleasure conversing with most of you. Good luck for the season (apart from the next game, clearly).

Edited September 3, 201510 yr by Bluedylan