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Wolves v Chelsea (PL) Tue 15th Dec 2020 18:00 GMT

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2 hours ago, doctorblue said:

Christ I mentioned bringing on Jourinho for the second half last night to add some creativity, and the Lampard Gestapo on here went mental...it's clear it's not working and change needs to happen...whether that ne players, system or managers...

Can't wait to see you vanish off the forum when we win again. 

5 minutes ago, Slojo said:

Can't wait to see you vanish off the forum when we win again. 

Seconded. What is it with this guy's use of "Gestapo", yesterday there was calling Lampard "Führer". It's too stupidly insensitive for words. 

I didn’t see last nights game but the board tells the tale of the tape.

The worrying thing is there doesn’t seem to be an alternative to a FL team set up in FL’s head at the minute - big man up front and width at all costs ? Which is fine when all the width is available and functioning, but when it ain’t - what’s plan B ? It’s evident that just giving a player a bib that says ‘winger’ or ‘centre forward’ doesn’t necessarily make him so.

Personally been advocating going 3 at the back with the recent run of results and performances.  with James, Chilwell, Azpi and Alonso giving the width in this particular moment because currently our team formation/selection is soooo predictable and opposition managers must be praying that Havertz gets picked because, frankly, he’s been appalling - the number of under hit passes v Everton were embarrassing for a professional footballer - it’s very near to playing with only 10 v 11.

I’m beginning to wonder if we miss that ‘Chelsea man’ type of player in the team ?  - the sort who love the club, genuinely kiss the badge and would run through plate glass for the cause - aka Terry, Lampard,Azpi ? Silva it isn’t.

Maybe Azpi offers more than just the game he plays ? I think we need a leader on the pitch firing a few f**ks into people, leading by example and reminding them what it means to be playing for Chelsea imo.

Someone told me last night that Havertz and Werner were Angela Merkel’s and the German nations revenge for Brexit -  I would have laughed if it wasn’t so ridiculously close to being true !!

10 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Seconded. What is it with this guy's use of "Gestapo", yesterday there was calling Lampard "Führer". It's too stupidly insensitive for words. 

He's made a few sly comments like that, almost as if he's loving the fact that Lampard is losing games now. Strangely, I've never seen this guy post before until after that defeat against Everton, now he's back again. Same with many others, same old story, as soon as we lose these people come out of the woodwork. 

I'm not saying you have to be a regular here, but make it a bit less obvious please... 

5 minutes ago, Paddy said:

I didn’t see last nights game but the board tells the tale of the tape.

The worrying thing is there doesn’t seem to be an alternative to a FL team set up in FL’s head at the minute - big man up front and width at all costs ? Which is fine when all the width is available and functioning, but when it ain’t - what’s plan B ? It’s evident that just giving a player a bib that says ‘winger’ or ‘centre forward’ doesn’t necessarily make him so.

Personally been advocating going 3 at the back with the recent run of results and performances.  with James, Chilwell, Azpi and Alonso giving the width in this particular moment because currently our team formation/selection is soooo predictable and opposition managers must be praying that Havertz gets picked because, frankly, he’s been appalling - the number of under hit passes v Everton were embarrassing for a professional footballer - it’s very near to playing with only 10 v 11.

I’m beginning to wonder if we miss that ‘Chelsea man’ type of player in the team ?  - the sort who love the club, genuinely kiss the badge and would run through plate glass for the cause - aka Terry, Lampard,Azpi ? Silva it isn’t.

Maybe Azpi offers more than just the game he plays ? I think we need a leader on the pitch firing a few f**ks into people, leading by example and reminding them what it means to be playing for Chelsea imo.

Someone told me last night that Havertz and Werner were Angela Merkel’s and the German nations revenge for Brexit -  I would have laughed if it wasn’t so ridiculously close to being true !!

The Azpi situation is weird, suspect something happening outside the game.

Mount is normally the one to run through the plate glass, thought he tried that at Everton and didn't come off and yesterday was a game too many too close together. 

Mount should have recovered by the time we face WHU yet Frank has some decisions to make on personnel and systems, stick or twist to get us moving forwards again. 

11 minutes ago, Paddy said:

 

Someone told me last night that Havertz and Werner were Angela Merkel’s and the German nations revenge for Brexit -  I would have laughed if it wasn’t so ridiculously close to being true !!

A few things are making much more sense now :happy001:

11 hours ago, Slojo said:

A Software Engineer is a very lazy job, luckily (or unluckily for me) I have to go to my office still, even during COVID. So, I've never really got the benefits, people who stay at home though, do usually become quite lazy and easily distracted. 

I thought software engineers normally had remote access to systems so they could often work from home.

I always liked going in too many distractions at home ?

17 hours ago, Slojo said:

Havertz is ruining everything... Jesus

 

17 hours ago, Jezq8 said:

Kai needs to buck up his ideas 

 

17 hours ago, Floyd25 said:

Werner ducking out of challenges and Havertz giving the ball away.

 

17 hours ago, reparto corse said:

Why is Lampard keep starting Havertz when he is clearly not ready at the moment? 

Because he is "one of the best players in the squad"

I know this because someone googled some pictures from the internet that proved it.

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

Seconded. What is it with this guy's use of "Gestapo", yesterday there was calling Lampard "Führer". It's too stupidly insensitive for words. 

It's sly xenophobia creeping in since the German players arrived - they're trying not be too obvious about it.

15 hours ago, Phillip said:

Do you Brits really eat beans for breakfast?  If I did that , I would be farting all day, Not good! 

Not all, for the reason you mention and also try and avoid Brussel Sprouts this time of year ?

52 minutes ago, fitz said:

It's sly xenophobia creeping in since the German players arrived - they're trying not be too obvious about it.

It's your Teutonic inference that is interesting (and worrying)...mind you it's usual to see snowflakes like you at Christmas 

Edited by doctorblue

1 minute ago, doctorblue said:

It's your Teutonic inference that is interesting (and worrying)...mind you it's usual to see snowflakes like you at Christmas 

 

My Teutonic inference of the words 'Gestapo' and 'Fuhrer'?

Clearly not a doctor of language.

It's more usual to see xenophobes resorting to insults at any time of year.

 

3 minutes ago, fitz said:

 

My Teutonic inference of the words 'Gestapo' and 'Fuhrer'?

Clearly not a doctor of language.

It's more usual to see xenophobes resorting to insults at any time of year.

 

You are the one that associated my view of the  blind devotion by the sheep on here to FL to the nationality of 3 of our players...you should be careful who your are accusing of racism pal...

Edited by doctorblue

1 hour ago, yorkleyblue said:

Because he is "one of the best players in the squad"

I know this because someone googled some pictures from the internet that proved it.

Did they not back it up with ‘the stats’ that prove everything about everything? Poor showing if they didn’t. 

11 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Did they not back it up with ‘the stats’ that prove everything about everything? Poor showing if they didn’t. 

and don' forget a Youtube clip or two detailing how his Xg is brilliant when he high presses a low block. As old Ray would have said...fabulous

21 minutes ago, doctorblue said:

You are the one that associated my view of the  blind devotion by the sheep on here to FL to the nationality of 3 of our players...you should be careful who your are accusing of racism pal...

No I'm the one who associated your choice of language with xenophobic behaviour. If you're going to threaten me 'pal' at least get it right.

7 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

and don' forget a Youtube clip or two detailing how his Xg is brilliant when he high presses a low block. As old Ray would have said...fabulous

In old money, this meant mum had a back ache from the ironing board being at the wrong height 

6 minutes ago, fitz said:

No I'm the one who associated your choice of language with xenophobic behaviour. If you're going to threaten me 'pal' at least get it right.

No one is threatening mate...just asking if you are accusing me of being a racist...be a man and make a choice...yes or no?

15 hours ago, Phillip said:

Maybe the mods will give him another chance after sitting in the sin bin for a little while (not my decision).

Hope so, everyone has their off day and we can all say stupid sh*t in the heat of the moment. My gifs probably didn't help. Having said all that the should be a rule on here: anyone  who has a temper tantrum should be wound up even more. It teaches a valuable lesson in humility. I've seen a few arguments on here but everyone always apologises after they have calmed down and sobered up. I think a bit of a piss take and let them stew in embarrassment is punishment enough.

2 minutes ago, Malta Blue said:

I can't be the only one on here that has no bloody idea what this means

Clue - if the post you refer to was from Fritz , would that make more sense ? 

5 minutes ago, Paddy said:

Clue - if the post you refer to was from Fritz , would that make more sense ? 

For most people probably, for me...no ?

Just Google Tueton, I'd never heard of it before 

a member of a people who lived in Jutland in the 4th century BC and fought the Romans in France in the 2nd century BC.

DEROGATORY

a German.

I'm guessing we have been talking about the latter of the two definitions 

Edited by Malta Blue

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