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Nicolas Jackson - striker

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18 minutes ago, TheCeleryKing said:

Bayern Munich have enquired about Nicolas Jackson, who Chelsea value at £48m.

Of course he goes to Munich and suddenly becomes a top class player?

No he wont. He might score a few more goals because its a weaker league, but unless something major happens he will still have the same attitude problems and playing faults.

Just now, The Boehly Babes said:

Anything other than a packet of McCoys Flame Grilled Steak in public brings into question your masculinity.

This man speaks the truth.....

20 minutes ago, TheCeleryKing said:

Bayern Munich have enquired about Nicolas Jackson, who Chelsea value at £48m.

Of course he goes to Munich and suddenly becomes a top class player?

Ah, price drop. Makes sense.

And keeping the snack talk Jackson related....... Pork Scratchings.

35 minutes ago, OneTommyLangley said:

hang on what flavour crisps?

We have options

Museum of Crisps
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Index of all the flavours

All the snacks listed in the Museum of Crisps meet our strick ‘crisp’ criteria: made from unprocessed potatoes, thinly sliced or crinkle cut. We have included kettle chips and baked crisps, as well…



10 minutes ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Anything other than a packet of McCoys Flame Grilled Steak in public brings into question your masculinity.

Yes indeed the gentleman above mentioned prawn cocktail and whilst a little flamboyant it does put him at risk 😂

Just now, The Boehly Babes said:

To throw a curveball into the mix, Pombears are exceptional, but only behind closed doors really. Raises far too many questions to consume in public.

I work with a 60 odd year old bloke who has these for lunch every day 😅

2 minutes ago, The Boehly Babes said:

To throw a curveball into the mix, Pombears are exceptional, but only behind closed doors really. Raises far too many questions to consume in public.

Yeah love Pombears but they could be re-named Pedo-Crisps!

Still love ready salted crisps - very old school. My personal favourites though are the Walkers Max jalapeno & cheese crips. They set your mouth on fire but you just can't stop eating them. Also, for a nice cheap snack, you can't beat a packet of Space Raiders. Beef flavour. So morish!

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48 minutes ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Anything other than a packet of McCoys Flame Grilled Steak in public brings into question your masculinity.

This is compensating, fragile masculinity. This is no ones actual choice. Beta male soy boy.

33 minutes ago, The Boehly Babes said:

To throw a curveball into the mix, Pombears are exceptional, but only behind closed doors really. Raises far too many questions to consume in public.

teddy faces from aldi are actually much better than Pom Bears FYI

4 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

This is compensating, fragile masculinity. This is no ones actual choice. Beta male soy boy.

(Puts on deepest voice). Listen Pal, us men eat McCoys Flame Grilled Steak and only McCoys Flame Grilled Steak. We used to have the option of a Yorkie Milk Choc (none of that raisin bo**ocks) until they went woke. Can't even eat a Mars nowadays cause they only come in girlie sizes. So McCoys Flame Grilled Steak that's it.

Jumping in on the crisps debate. My go to when visiting the UK is always McCoys Flame Grilled Steak and Hula Hoops (original, but also BBQ beef and cheese and onion). Then there are Smith's Bacon Fries, for a special occasion!!

Now I'm hungry. What shed end sub-forum am I in anyway?

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