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Nicolas Jackson - striker

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2 hours ago, Bluesince66 said:

Well fingers crossed we get rid of the poor excuse of a footballer, and for God's sake mates some of you have terrible tastes in crisps,the winner is definitely

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Never had those, but the packaging has me sold. Added to the list.

Who would have ever thought Jackson’s thread would turn into a crisps debate.

anyone remember those plain ones that used to come with a pack of salt to shake it in the bag?

2 hours ago, PhilH930 said:

Never had those, but the packaging has me sold. Added to the list.

Who would have ever thought Jackson’s thread would turn into a crisps debate.

anyone remember those plain ones that used to come with a pack of salt to shake it in the bag?

Well crisps are more entertaining than Jackson,I remember them,I also made them salt and vinegar by tipping malt vinegar straight in the pack.

On 07/08/2025 at 06:50, nonotnowjim said:

A badge of pride....Someone dares to give a critical comment about a below average footballer, and suddenly it’s open season. The cartel come charging in like I’ve cancelled Christmas — all quoting each other, back-slapping, foaming with rage because someone dared suggest their guy might not be Pele reincarnated.

It’s kind of sweet really. They move as a unit — like synchronised swimmers, but angry and online. If they hadn’t been so dramatic about it all, I probably would’ve let it go by now. But they’ve fair play to them - they give me strength...bless!

I love their little acts of performance art....

You still love me though… right?

You've dreamt up wildly , improbable, fantastic scenarios regarding any response to your comments about Jacko.

Hopefully you DO realise that the drama you imagine is just inside your head , and not in fact, real. ??

My comment was approved by the dastardly "cartel" gang working together in a secret, concerted effort to prevent Jim from his wicked agenda . He's so important ya see ?

17 hours ago, True Blue23 said:

Weak mentality. Pedro looks good, but he isn't even an out and out no. 9 and Delap has potential but is still very raw.

It's not like we have made two superstar striker signings. There would have been plenty of opportunities for him if he had backed himself.

Delap has the potential to be the new Jackson for Jim !!

3 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

Delap has the potential to be the new Jackson for Jim !!

Nah - Love Delap. Proper Striker. Good touch. Tries hard. Good finisher. Can head. Will battle and batter defenders. Proper football education.... great potential and England number 9 in the making.

Things are looking up. Jackson is top tier disgust. But if he goes, that just leaves Raheem, Baddy, Disasi and Sanchez who are all a couple of tiers down (dislike for football reasons - not pure hatred). Other than that, I have pretty good feels about the rest of the squad. So shaping up to be a postive season!

17 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Nah - Love Delap. Proper Striker. Good touch. Tries hard. Good finisher. Can head. Will battle and batter defenders. Proper football education.... great potential and England number 9 in the making.

Things are looking up. Jackson is top tier disgust. But if he goes, that just leaves Raheem, Baddy, Disasi and Sanchez who are all a couple of tiers down (dislike for football reasons - not pure hatred). Other than that, I have pretty good feels about the rest of the squad. So shaping up to be a postive season!

Just hold your horse's there Jimbo ! I've got another suggestion for the Jimbo Jacko hate role just in case Delap turns out ok...Gittens!

Got potential I reckon for you to focus your laser beams on !

55 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

Just hold your horse's there Jimbo ! I've got another suggestion for the Jimbo Jacko hate role just in case Delap turns out ok...Gittens!

Got potential I reckon for you to focus your laser beams on !

Nah - he doesnt have a disgusting, smug and hateable face...

30 minutes ago, The Rising Sun said:

You're very choosey about who you like to hate. I'll keep looking for you 👍😂🏆

Not really. Been Chelsea all my life, and never before have I had such disdain for a player. Been on here goodness knows how many years (well into double digits) and again - never been so vocal against a single player. Tended to be one of the more positive ones….

….but this disgusting waste of air really evokes something new….I just want him gone.

8 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Do you choose your crisp based on what gets your hands the messiest it seems? Down a pringles tube of fingers covered in wotsit dust. Uncultured swine.

Hey! Don't you dare criticise my tastes! if it wasn't for me and my brilliant plan of giving Caicedo Rolos, he would be a Liverpool player right now!

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Another day gone and still no confirmed bids for Jacko.

We have to pray Liverpool get the Isak transfer over the line so that Newcastle have no other choice. Failing that it's down to accepting 15 million or another freebie to a Serie Ha, Ha, Ha club.

9 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Nah - Love Delap. Proper Striker. Good touch. Tries hard. Good finisher. Can head. Will battle and batter defenders. Proper football education.... great potential and England number 9 in the making.

Things are looking up. Jackson is top tier disgust. But if he goes, that just leaves Raheem, Baddy, Disasi and Sanchez who are all a couple of tiers down (dislike for football reasons - not pure hatred). Other than that, I have pretty good feels about the rest of the squad. So shaping up to be a postive season!

Knows the offside rule, plays for the team, not himself.. has a nice personality and doesn't cry when he is taken off

9 hours ago, Valerie said:

Don't derail the crisp thread 😱

Ok ive gotta be honest and say im coming round to both Prawn Cocktail and Bovril. But Cheese & Onion is still the go to Crisp for me.

6 minutes ago, OneTommyLangley said:

Ok ive gotta be honest and say im coming round to both Prawn Cocktail and Bovril. But Cheese & Onion is still the go to Crisp for me.

Prawn cocktail walkers.

White bread.

Lurpak butter.

Firmly press.

Thanks me later.

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