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Nicolas Jackson - striker

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21 hours ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Hojlund linked to a return to Italy while Jacko gets linked to Villa and Bayern…

Jackson gets linked to every club!! Must be tough a choice for the Miss Meister. Does he choose Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich.

And yet not one club makes any kind of concrete offer. Newcastle will be feckin desperate if Isak leaves and yet ATM they are looking at practically every alternative to Jackson.

    We are told that there is a dearth of forwards/strikers, and that those that exist are like gold dust. And yet not one club has made a bid for 'Wacko the Fraudulent Donkey Boy'.

    • Half proven guys from farmers leagues like Gyokeres, Ekitike, Kalimundo, Barry and Sesko all get moves

    • Overpriced/overhyped players like Osimhen get a move

    • wingers playing as strikers get a move (Cunha and Mbuemo)

    • Much maligned and mocked like Okafor, Hoijlund and Darwin all looking like getting moves.

    ...and yet the useless twat is still here.....

    Hilarious if it wasnt so tragic.

    1 hour ago, nonotnowjim said:

    We are told that there is a dearth of forwards/strikers, and that those that exist are like gold dust. And yet not one club has made a bid for 'Wacko the Fraudulent Donkey Boy'.

    • Half proven guys from farmers leagues like Gyokeres, Ekitike, Kalimundo, Barry and Sesko all get moves

    • Overpriced/overhyped players like Osimhen get a move

    • wingers playing as strikers get a move (Cunha and Mbuemo)

    • Much maligned and mocked like Okafor, Hoijlund and Darwin all looking like getting moves.

    ...and yet the useless twat is still here.....

    Hilarious if it wasnt so tragic.

    Can copy, edit and paste this into ............................

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    5 hours ago, axman2526 said:

    Been reported we have open the door to a loan deal as long as certain conditions are met, including a 10mill loan fee and buy obligation.

    I would guess we also make sure no Sancho break clause is included to.

    Been reported today he has been linked to PSG, River Plate and the USA Ryder Cup team.

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    41 minutes ago, just said:

    Been reported today he has been linked to PSG, River Plate and the USA Ryder Cup team.

    Am waiting for the report of him transferring to Jim's house, with UB stationed outside with the keys.

    Maybe someone skilled with AI could do a mock up.

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    Really think we could use Jackson and that we should make space for him in the squad....one of those players who make others around him better...

    no...nope.... can't do it.....yuk....feel sick....

    He is RUBBISH!

    Send him to spurs and all my dreams will come true!

    1 hour ago, Sconnie Blue said:

    Villa leading the race per Romano.

    Emery actively trying to get the striker.

    It can't be a race if there is only one runner in it.

    But, yes, Emery and Villa look the only realistic suitors ATM. After losing out on Eze, I'm praying that Tottenham decide to take a punt.

    GiveMeSport
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    Fabrizio Romano: Tottenham Want to Sign £80m ‘Monster’ fo...

    Tottenham are showing interest in a summer move for the 24-year-old forward.

    This never ending saga reminds me of a song.

    Tottenham, Geordies, Villa, Munich... everybody talk about pop music! Shoobey, doo wah, doo wah, pop music.

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    The chance to sell Jackson for a good fee will likely be on deadline day, we'll hope some club gets desperate enough to pull the trigger on him.

    I reckon that's the holdup at the moment, we're not letting him go for cheap.

    If we play our cards right we can dupe some poor bastards into signing him for a big fee. Or we're lumped with this donut for another season.

    The only one racing for Jackson is Fabrizio Romano, as he hurtles to his phone to tweet whatever made-up nonsense Jackson's agent is feeding him. The club is fantasizing that Newcastle will spend a good proportion of the Isak money on Jackson, ironically like Liverpool did for Andy Carroll. Newcastle won't be so stupid as to spend the majority of the Isak money on Jackson when they already have identified Wissa as their first target, 150m invested correctly over the next 3 years would eliminate any worries about FFP/PSR and allow them to unlock Saudi buying power.

    The reality is, thanks to our UEFA transfer restrictions, we are more desperate to sell than any of the listed clubs are to buy. Tottenham might be the only club with both the money and the stupidity to make Winstanley and Stewart's dream come true.

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