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Following Our Nearest And Dearest Rivals 2024/25

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Mourinho!

 

Still box office...love him. Definitely not for Chels, hell no!

His time has come and gone (we had him at his best period it seems) but still love his antics and character.

Definitely needs to do panto when he retires...lmao

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18 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Already happening. 

Thought Arteta would save him? 
 

 

My gooner mate has gone from gloating they got him and we are paying some wages to wanting to send him back in the space of 3 weeks...

This Leicester setup looks awfully familiar...

- Weird back three dithering on the ball, labelled by internet talking heads everywhere as 'ingeniously baiting the press', inevitably concede on the break before having scored
- Full-back who is probably the best footballer in the squad, better suited to galloping down the wing but currently floating around in midfield
- Big-name yet surprisingly dull midfielder being used further forward than he is useful
- sh*thouse yet statistically improbable centre-forward going unappreciated because of his choice of concubine
- Erratic young winger taking pot shots from distance rather than attempting a pass to one of the five blue shirts in the box
- Random cast-offs from other teams' youth programmes starting while Hudson-Odoi/Ola Aina kicks arse for the opposition
- Useless but hilarious defender with big curly hair

 

In conclusion: get Nicolas Jackson some chewing tobacco, some Red Bull, and a shrew of a wife.

Dwight McNeil (of whom I am a fan) being your flair player/number 10/set piece taker is not a great reflection on the general quality of your squad. Nor is having 48-year-old Ashley Young as your starting right-back. Nor is your former player Iwobi scoring a brilliant goal against you.

I am glad that Smith-Rowe has displaced Pereira as Fulham's flair player/number 10/fun guy as I have never forgiven the latter for his part in that 4-0 defeat in Lamps' first game.

37 minutes ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Proper beat down. Real losing 0-4 to a Barca squad that I heard from the commentator had an average age of 22?

Glad we didn’t commit to Lunin. 

I'm really starting to wonder how Hansi Flick might have done with us, had we gone for him rather than, say, Potter, Pochettino or Maresca,

 

 

8 hours ago, BluesPower said:

Tough to do, but I'm pulling for the dippers tomorrow.  Beat Newcastle for 4th spot.

Unfortunately, it's the lesser evil!? Naaa, not the correct phrase. More like "the least painful" lol.

Arsenal come 2nd, and Liverpool 3rd in my hate list.

13 hours ago, Sexyfootball said:

I'm really starting to wonder how Hansi Flick might have done with us, had we gone for him rather than, say, Potter, Pochettino or Maresca,

 

We'll never know obviously but he's a very good manager. Unfairly blamed for Germany's problems at a time when they were a sh*t show behind the scenes. Pretty much ditto at Bayern. Tactical masterclass last night.

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