7 minutes ago, OTL said:

And breathe.

I don't think all Barco no bite is a plumber, just saying.🙂

That’s what you think

3 hours ago, DarkMata said:

I was kinda over exaggerating, but I do think there is something about him. Would be ironic if after all the money spent on 'wonderkids' this £2m transfer is the one that pushes on to become a star player.

I know he is from a Kazakh league and i know that the friendlies are meaningless against poor teams, but i think you can see by his gait and the way that he carries himself, along with his eye for the goal, that there is something about him. If he continues developing both physically and with his football IQ then i think we could really be on to something.

I get the need to test him and getting him out there, but i also really like the idea of Alonso working directly with the kid as well. I'd much rather us managing his technical development than loaning him out to someone like Paris FC with Rosenior and his respecting the ball bo**ocks.

40 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

I know he is from a Kazakh league and i know that the friendlies are meaningless against poor teams, but i think you can see by his gait and the way that he carries himself, along with his eye for the goal, that there is something about him. If he continues developing both physically and with his football IQ then i think we could really be on to something.

I get the need to test him and getting him out there, but i also really like the idea of Alonso working directly with the kid as well. I'd much rather us managing his technical development than loaning him out to someone like Paris FC with Rosenior and his respecting the ball bo**ocks.

Hes played in the CL last season and did quite well, so hes been exposed to a higher level of football. Hes the youngest ever goal scorer in the CL, though as it was in a qualifying round it doesn't count for the full comp.

9 hours ago, bluelightening said:

What are you suspicious of? You know pavlovs dogs? When the bell rings, noddys like you sit up and pay attention. My posts are bells to your ears, and that makes you a strange person. I haven't responded to you with words for months or insults, yet you keep trying to engage with me. Stop wasting your time pal. Thanks for your concern though, but go and obsess over someone else.

I love the fact youre trying to sh*t and punch down on Americans while not being native to the UK which is really perverse entitlement, borderline racism. You might have a passport, probably Eastern European, probably a polishi plumber, and as a result I salute your grandparent being buried in Brookwood cemetery alongside the catholics, Jews and Muslims who died fighting in the Great Wars... I salute them but not folk like you.

You should probably know most Americans dont know where Port Talbot is or the fact it has historically had higher cancer rates than other locations around the UK. Perhaps you can educate yourself why. Not common knowledge really, and FYI we now live in a world where soccer and football are pretty interchangeable in terms of language, as it is in Rugby League, which you should know about living in your northern slum, right? Scuttle past my posts, it'll save your head from hurting.

That is a clusterf**k of irony LMAO.

'Stop wasting your time, I don’t engage with you!' You then proceed to write a 3 paragraph whinge.

'Your opinion is borderline racist!.' Youthen immediately follow up with explicit classism and xenophobia. Calling out prejudice while throwing around insults about "Polish plumbers" and "northern slums" is weird.

“I salute your heroic ancestors... but f**k you” respecting someone’s grandparents while at the same time using their presumed ethnicity as an insult in the exact same sentence is also weird.

If you truly want me to stop 'wasting my time' maybe stop making so many posts to laugh at.

Have a good weekend ClownLake

9 hours ago, All Barco no bite said:

That is a clusterf**k of irony LMAO.

'Stop wasting your time, I don’t engage with you!' You then proceed to write a 3 paragraph whinge.

'Your opinion is borderline racist!.' Youthen immediately follow up with explicit classism and xenophobia. Calling out prejudice while throwing around insults about "Polish plumbers" and "northern slums" is weird.

“I salute your heroic ancestors... but f**k you” respecting someone’s grandparents while at the same time using their presumed ethnicity as an insult in the exact same sentence is also weird.

If you truly want me to stop 'wasting my time' maybe stop making so many posts to laugh at.

Have a good weekend ClownLake

Mic drop 😂

10 hours ago, All Barco no bite said:

That is a clusterf**k of irony LMAO.

'Stop wasting your time, I don’t engage with you!' You then proceed to write a 3 paragraph whinge.

'Your opinion is borderline racist!.' Youthen immediately follow up with explicit classism and xenophobia. Calling out prejudice while throwing around insults about "Polish plumbers" and "northern slums" is weird.

“I salute your heroic ancestors... but f**k you” respecting someone’s grandparents while at the same time using their presumed ethnicity as an insult in the exact same sentence is also weird.

If you truly want me to stop 'wasting my time' maybe stop making so many posts to laugh at.

Have a good weekend ClownLake

Ah! I couldn't remember the log in name.

On 31/07/2026 at 13:27, dkw said:

go on then, enlighten me as to how punching down to an American is racism?

Im sorry you find life harder to grasp and understand as you get older mate. Even if it was explained to you in english a 5-year-old can understand so please let me just put you on mute and you can shout at me in silence going forward. Like that other moron does... wasting his time typing at a keyboard to be ignored. ;-) Live long and prosper you massive bellend.

So too thick to explain it eh, as expected.

Here's a hint, American isn't a race, therefore it couldn't be racist...the clues in the word....

Oh wait, this f**kwit is clownlake 😅, well that explains everything...

Edited August 1Aug 1 by dkw

8 hours ago, dermott said:

Ah! I couldn't remember the log in name.

Yeah, sad for you to be wasting thoughts on this, FYI im not American, not that it matters, But English has two forms US and British, I wonder which one he uses as life develops words/ language are becoming more interchangeable.

As for ignorance, Poor old Nacho is so consumed by hate for America he blames everything in the world on it, forgetting that Aussie's also call football Soccer...

Hello Aussies on here, Strailia represents... Im not even Aussie... wear a cork hat or box kangaroos... But I think I might for sh*ts and giggles...

4 minutes ago, dkw said:

So too thick to explain it eh, as expected.

Here's a hint, American isn't a race, therefore it couldn't be racist...the clues in the word....

Would be a waste of my time, Excuse me for not wanting to interact with you chap. You go piss into the wind now, mind your trousers, the wind is blowing in your direction, dont open your mouth or you'll be swilling on your piss, watch you dont scratch your face on the tumbleweed. Yeee haaawww.

Edited August 1Aug 1 by bluelightening

19 hours ago, All Barco no bite said:

That is a clusterf**k of irony LMAO.

'Stop wasting your time, I don’t engage with you!' You then proceed to write a 3 paragraph whinge.

'Your opinion is borderline racist!.' Youthen immediately follow up with explicit classism and xenophobia. Calling out prejudice while throwing around insults about "Polish plumbers" and "northern slums" is weird.

“I salute your heroic ancestors... but f**k you” respecting someone’s grandparents while at the same time using their presumed ethnicity as an insult in the exact same sentence is also weird.

If you truly want me to stop 'wasting my time' maybe stop making so many posts to laugh at.

Have a good weekend ClownLake

I love the fact that I ignore pretty much all your posts, its fantastic. Then I respond to one of your more abusive ones and boom. Like a kid watching his first porn movie, you jizz all over yourself, the walls and dog by your feet when I reply.

Back on Mute you go. ;-) I'd say have a good weekend, but I find it a little strange you'll spend most of your time thinking of me... ;-)

How dare you all darken this thread with trivialities and personal squabbles.

All bow down to the generational talent that is Datsun SatNav. He always finds his way to goal.

Seriously though, I’ve got really high hopes for this lad.

8 hours ago, 19seventyone said:

How dare you all darken this thread with trivialities and personal squabbles.

All bow down to the generational talent that is Datsun SatNav. He always finds his way to goal.

Seriously though, I’ve got really high hopes for this lad.

Your not allowed to be happy with a young player unfortunately, gotta be miserable, clownlake will be furious with you.

37 minutes ago, dkw said:

Your not allowed to be happy with a young player unfortunately, gotta be miserable, clownlake will be furious with you.

We're just not that used to a young player who is actually showing some promise. It takes a lifestyle change to adjust!

3 minutes ago, Valerie said:

We're just not that used to a young player who is actually showing some promise. It takes a lifestyle change to adjust!

Not quite true, last season we had Estevao, season before we had Palmer to get excited about.

I get what your saying though, just amazes me when misery tools like him hate seeing "fans" like that clownlake tool get upset when people talk positively about a young player.

38 minutes ago, dkw said:

Your not allowed to be happy with a young player unfortunately, gotta be miserable, clownlake will be furious with you.

DWK, Really feel sorry for you and the man who talks at himself but wishes i listen. I said you don't understand words and there you go and prove it. You missed my earlier post explaining and giving huge hints as to where I am from... DO YOU NEED ME TO SIMPLIFY THE ENGLISH SO ITS EASIER TO READ or do you need some see through coloured plastic sheets that children use to help read?

2 minutes ago, dkw said:

Not quite true, last season we had Estevao, season before we had Palmer to get excited about.

I get what your saying though, just amazes me when misery tools like him hate seeing "fans" like that clownlake tool get upset when people talk positively about a young player.

Yeah, say a man who has written off youngsters before on here.

Still don't want to take the bet on whether he'll play for us this season or go out on loan. Of course not... you know the answer.

DWK... "Now f**k off out of the club you obnoxious little prick." your words in relation to Cucurella, the World Cup-winning left back...

You clearly didnt understand the messages we exchanged in private either. 🤣

So you are clownlake then 🤣

Hoisted by your own petard....imbecile.

33 minutes ago, dkw said:

So you are clownlake then 🤣

Hoisted by your own petard....imbecile.

He's like a bad smell

On 01/08/2026 at 06:41, All Barco no bite said:

Have a good weekend ClownLake

I'm legit confused because the last poster we outed as Clown Lake also claimed Joao Pedro was the new Ronaldo 9.

@bluelightening thinks Joao Pedro is the second-coming of Liam Delap

9 hours ago, SydneyChelsea said:

I'm legit confused because the last poster we outed as Clown Lake also claimed Joao Pedro was the new Ronaldo 9.

@bluelightening thinks Joao Pedro is the second-coming of Liam Delap

False flag

On 01/08/2026 at 17:27, bluelightening said:

Would be a waste of my time, Excuse me for not wanting to interact with you chap. You go piss into the wind now, mind your trousers, the wind is blowing in your direction, dont open your mouth or you'll be swilling on your piss, watch you dont scratch your face on the tumbleweed. Yeee haaawww.

THe hilarious part of this post is that it has been edited to this point. Actually thinking of throwing this into Google Translate just to get some idea what the hell this is actually about.

@bluelightening

Im confused too - what part of Port Talbot are you from ? And why the constant reference to bodily fluids, is this a fetish?

Edited August 3Aug 3 by OTL

10 hours ago, SydneyChelsea said:

I'm legit confused because the last poster we outed as Clown Lake also claimed Joao Pedro was the new Ronaldo 9.

@bluelightening thinks Joao Pedro is the second-coming of Liam Delap

you wish...

58 minutes ago, WhiteWall said:

THe hilarious part of this post is that it has been edited to this point. Actually thinking of throwing this into Google Translate just to get some idea what the hell this is actually about.

I edited in abuse... I hsould send DWK some colouring in childrens books.

43 minutes ago, OTL said:

@bluelightening

Im confused too - what part of Port Talbot are you from ? And why the constant reference to bodily fluids, is this a fetish?

Im the troll who lived under the furnace.