3 minutes ago, Munkunku said:

He jus scored direct from a corner, where does that put him in the pointless stats league?

Nevermind, Hato's goal.

11 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Neto with a grand total of ZERO dribbles that half, ZERO defensive contributions, ZERO ground duels won, booked. Well taken goal but he was the worst player that half alongside Delap.

Garnacho competed 4 dribbles, 100% of his tackles, 6/9 ground duels, was fouled. Once again, Garnacho isn't good enough. Pretending Neto is just makes you look dumb.

I'm not sure if you lot don't watch football or just don't understand what you're watching tbh.

Garnacho was absolute dogsh*t, and he's been no better in this half either. I don't rate Neto highly, but Garnacho is not the better player.

Just now, STATS said:

Another attack is messed up by who? Garnacho... @GarnachoCheese will still find some useless stat to show he did a good run because he touched the ball 5 times.

You still crying?

1 minute ago, GarnachoCheese said:

egg on my face because a GK missed the ball? Come on now.

2 goals in a single cup game draws him level with Garnacho. Arsenal is slightly more impressive than Hull though..

You realise we lost that game right? Those two goal meant nothing in the grand scheme of things? Apart from making some spreadsheets easier for you to w**k over obviously.

Garnacho signing should be a sacking offence

f**king Garnacho. Did he even look where he was passing?

Just now, Scott Harris said:

Garnacho was absolute dogsh*t, and he's been no better in this half either. I don't rate Neto highly, but Garnacho is not the better player.

In that first half he was. I've already said they're both sh*t. Why does everyone think i'm a Garnacho fan? I use him as a point of reference to point out peoples hypocrisy.

Garnacho with a shot straight at the keeper. Totally POTY, right?

OK 2 up time to get Mheuka and Derry on, also get Caicedo off.

Just now, Munkunku said:

You realise we lost that game right? Those two goal meant nothing in the grand scheme of things? Apart from making some spreadsheets easier for you to w**k over obviously.

For someone that spends their life sat on their own in a comedy club, i'd expect you to be funnier tbh.

Just now, GarnachoCheese said:

In that first half he was. I've already said they're both sh*t. Why does everyone think i'm a Garnacho fan? I use him as a point of reference to point out peoples hypocrisy.

It might, just might have something to do with your name and profile pic. But that’s only a hunch mate.

5 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Think so 😛

Lets try again

Is Estevao playing

1 minute ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Nevermind, Hato's goal.

Oh no, you’ll have to cross out the little mark in his goals column and put one in his assist column. The horror.

Just now, Caps_Lock_King said:

Lets try again

Is Estevao playing

Wow it worked

Steeeevo!!!

Just now, Chelsea-Charlie said:

It might, just might have something to do with your name and profile pic. But that’s only a hunch mate.

My name before was UkraineBolt, doesn't mean i'm a Mudryk fan boy.

See there's a play on words here. There's a cheese called Nacho cheese. His name is Garnacho, which contains the word nacho. Glad we cleared that up.

Delap finally does something half decent

Sarr seems decent from the bits I've watched.

(Just trying to chuck some positive energy into this chat)

Garnacho literally bottles out of every challenge

Delap did very well there

Just now, Munkunku said:

Oh no, you’ll have to cross out the little mark in his goals column and put one in his assist column. The horror.

One more goal to go to match his Arsenal tally then.

Ok how about this one

Is Garnacho playing

Wonderful goal from Neto. Neto has played really well and he is worth a place in the chelsea squad IF not always the first XI and Esta-wow! redeems himself with a goal and Delap with a really nice assist.

Just now, Caps_Lock_King said:

Wow it worked

I'll be really impressed if you make it work for Sanchez...

Delap did brilliant there. Hope he just grabs a goal now.