1 minute ago, richardbartlett said:

I've just put the coffee machine on..

My partner takes great delight telling everyone that I tend to drink Coffee or tea during the match rather than beer.. Although the edge comes off when I mention that I've been teatotal for the past 18 months so i don't drink alcohol at all in any case..

See @Valerie? It’s possible.

Just now, richardbartlett said:

I've just put the coffee machine on..

My partner takes great delight telling everyone that I tend to drink Coffee or tea during the match rather than beer.. Although the edge comes off when I mention that I've been teatotal for the past 18 months so i don't drink alcohol at all in any case..

I don't believe you Richard. It's impossible to watch this Chelsea team without being intoxicated or high on drugs.

Weve done well, better than most would have thought

If this stays at 0-0 for a while longer I can see us nicking this 1-0 in the 85 min, or in extra time. cmon you Chels!

Pedro looking dangerous 🧐

Just... finishing my third beer.😎

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5 minutes ago, abigsmurf said:

What are the commentators on? "Shoulder to shoulder"? He's never looking at the ball, barges towards him and takes him out with his legs

Specsavers incoming

9 minutes ago, mojo said:

miss me yet?

Tuchel always reminds me of Pob

With Cucu on a yellow, it makes me nervous. I'd consider hooking him for Neto at some point. Somebody who can give us more width and carry the ball forwards.

Typical City 1st half performance - 2nd half they'll up it and we'll be 2 down 25 minutes in

1 minute ago, dermott said:

See @Valerie? It’s possible.

Certainly. But with this Chelsea I don't want to. And even if I wanted to, I would be unable to.

What's happened to Wayne Rooney? Is he working in a cake shop?

Just now, just said:

What's happened to Wayne Rooney? Is he working in a cake shop?

Living the dream! Fair play to him.

11 minutes ago, 19seventyone said:

And Delap wins the FA cup in the dying moments…….

😇😇

https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/addiction-support/drug-addiction-getting-help/

worried about enzo & cucu yellows.

Just now, bluedave said:

Living the dream! Fair play to him.

Living the dream? More like eating the cream.

Pissing about at the back again

We got lucky there and that Semenyo chance came about because we kept passing the ball backwards, put ourselves under pressure.

Cherki was available to us but the clowns in charge decided he was too old.

Someone preying for extra time

Just now, WeatherMan said:

We got lucky there and that Semenyo chance came about because we kept passing the ball backwards, put ourselves under pressure.

Came about because Fofana has the touch of Godzilla.

13 minutes ago, just said:

I don't believe you Richard. It's impossible to watch this Chelsea team without being intoxicated or high on drugs.

It is, you just simply fall asleep out of boredom.

We're back to looking utterly clueless

I'd love it if Palmer and Cucurella swapped hairstyles.

City have cut the lines out from the back, and we are back to the usual passing backwards between the defenders and making mistakes.

Hope someone has put some downers in Cucu's half time cuppa

No one making runs for Palmer.

Trafford looks like comedian Milo Edwards off temu