Tim W

Well done Teach, Mod & crew good thinking

No idea what this is but, I'm sure Bluebeard will win by means of strategic intimidation.

Media having an FSW-w**keri today - seem to forget we've dropped 16 points compared to utd since Robbie was dispatched.

Moi dearest, have you seen Gilles Bourdos' Renoir, if so what did you think?

Saw the Chilean film "No" the other night, doesn't need a review the clue is in the title of the film only wish I'd realised that before I went.

But still fluid

And Kevin de Bruyne, and not forgetting Thorgan Hazard (great name that)

The Fail enhancing its credentials as a crap paper

From tweeter: I hope Torres never falls into a bucket of tits because he's so unlucky he'd come out sucking his thumb I disagree with the word unlucky in the above, as I'm a useless twat too, but alas don't earn 150,000 a week

Rumour mill whipping up Pelligrini as a done deal his odds have fallen significantly over night from 9-1 to 3-1

The lack of nudity in season 3 is a worry

See it as a positive, it's great poking fingers in people's eyes. We know who we are... What is strange every other clubs says the same

Rafa dressed for tomorrow's clash

I think the press are missing the point, do they know how many germs are spread by shaking hands and we need JT fit and well.

So you haven't a scooby what a doobie is?

JT delivered mine; gave the wife one too

Think he's had to cancel some dates

Rosanne Cash, Neil Halstead and Besnard Lakes all in the space of 14 days

Kev, did you expect anything else from the tossers & tossettes who post on here.

And I've bought hair gel; now what did I do with my hair

Me 2

Definitely a weakness on the left.

Can we not play 90 minutes at least once this season