Posted April 28, 200916 yr Inspired by Loz's witty captions for some of us on the Doing the rounds in the City (Hiddink) thread, (and to break the tension leading up to the Barca kick off), I thought I'd start a separate thread where we can all have a go. Basically, make up a quote from someone making a comment, or giving a view, you know they'd never make. Like: Arsene Wenger: - "of course I saw it. It was right in front of me. I'm not blind am I? It was a terrible challenge and the ref was 100% right to give Cesc a red card". David Beckham:- "Nuffink lasts forever. No-one needs to tell me dat I'm not the player I was, which is why I have decided to retire from international football." Michel Platini - "Rather than moaning about the situation, other nations need to copy the english football model." Sepp Blatter - I agree with everything Michel has just said. English football should be congratulated, not pilloried, for moving football in a new direction" Andy Gray- "You can see from the slo-mo there what a shocking incident it was. And it's something I have drawn attention to time and time again with this player. Steven Gerrard blatantly dived to win that free-kick and the authorities surely have to take action now". Edited April 28, 200916 yr by just
April 28, 200916 yr Cristiano Ronaldo - I feel there are many areas of my game which need improvement, and although the majority of the teams I face challenge excellently and fairly, this does not affect my game.
April 28, 200916 yr Graham Poll - I would prefer it if you didn't point that camera at me. Florent Malouda - Lets snap these f**kers in two. Phil Thomson - It is true, Liverpool does have a lot to be ashamed about David Speedie - Fancy a curry and a pint Kerry? Kerry Dixon - Sure thing Speedo
April 28, 200916 yr Good idea about this being a tension breaker just, getting nervous here. Joey Barton: Okay, I did it and I regret it, I plead guilty your honor. Frank Lampard: I enjoyed my time at West Ham, their fans are brilliant. Alan Shearer: f**k. Didn't think this one through. I miss Gary and Alan. Not Mark. Robbie Keane: I didn't tink dere was one decision dat whet against us today, fair play to der linesmen. Steven Gerrard: My misses has a big, manly chin. I find it sexy. Peggy Mitchell: Come into my pub. Liverpool FC: We accept some of the blame, we're sorry. Edited April 28, 200916 yr by Gem
April 28, 200916 yr Barcelona Officials - Well as you know we're renowned for our defensive play, so I think we'll try and ground out a draw away and win on the home leg.
April 28, 200916 yr Author Alan Green BBC Radio 5live "the Liverpool supporters are very, very quite tonight in Anfield". Clive Tyldsley ITV Sport "the Liverpool supporters are very, very quite tonight in Anfield" Andy Gray SKY Sports "the Liverpool supporters are very, very quite tonight in Anfield" Stan Collymore Talksport radio "the Liverpool supporters are very, very quite tonight in Anfield"
April 28, 200916 yr Victoria Beckham: I'm afraid my knowledge of that is too limited to permit me to make a comment. Felipe Scolari: Roman is still on my Christmas card list.
April 28, 200916 yr R5L, Sky Sports, ITV commentators: This stuff about Anfield and its famous atmosphere is just overhyped garbage. It's fantastic to see Chelsea silence the crowd the way they have.
April 28, 200916 yr Fat Rafa - I thought Chelsea played very well and deserved to win the tie. The referee was very fair too Chris Kamara - That really is quite believable Guus Hiddink - I'm staying. Sod Russia.
April 28, 200916 yr Harry Redknapp - Lets do this deal by the book. Phil Brown - Liam, will you be my best man? Arthur Boruc - I'd like to name this cheeseburger after the late great Bobby Sands (I'm in trouble for that one) Barry Ferguson - Can I have that kebab without sauce? Stan Collymore - Lets talk this through like adults sweetheart.
April 28, 200916 yr Harry Redknapp - Lets do this deal by the book.Phil Brown - Liam, will you be my best man? Arthur Boruc - I'd like to name this cheeseburger after the late great Bobby Sands (I'm in trouble for that one) Barry Ferguson - Can I have that kebab without sauce? Stan Collymore - Lets talk this through like adults sweetheart. Haha...brilliant one of Boruc! Alex Ferguson You're from BBC? Of course I'll give you an interview. Arsene Wenger A post match drink in your office sounds absolutely delightful.
April 28, 200916 yr Felipe Scolari No, no, no, don't warm up, Belletti, you are not coming on in this game. Arsene Wenger 30 million? Sounds like a steal! Any sane person Lampard, psh, Giggs thoroughly deserved the award. Jon Obi Mikel No thanks, I have to drive. ;) Sorry Mikel, but you had it coming.
April 29, 200916 yr Anyone who has showered with Makelele A wee bit small, isn't it? Sven-Goran Eriksson No, thank you, miss. Arsene No! 'E is too young! Michael Jackson Yeah, I agree...
April 29, 200916 yr Harry Redknapp - Lets do this deal by the book.Phil Brown - Liam, will you be my best man? Arthur Boruc - I'd like to name this cheeseburger after the late great Bobby Sands (I'm in trouble for that one) Barry Ferguson - Can I have that kebab without sauce? Stan Collymore - Lets talk this through like adults sweetheart. Can you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Brilliant
April 29, 200916 yr Chelsea fans - We love and respect Peter Kenyon Ken Bates - I think the FA is run very efficiently and always has been Roman Abramovich - I'm skint, I don't have a ruble to my name Ashley Cole - Of course I'll take a pay cut
April 29, 200916 yr Author Alan Hansen - "it's proving tough for Chelsea to break them down at the moment. Barcelona have really parked the bus at Stamford Bridge tonight. Defensively, Messi has been superb." Chris Waddle - "aye it's true. I've had a Chelsea season ticket for a few years now. I've always had a soft spot for them"
April 29, 200916 yr clive tydlesly - something happen in instanbul a few years ago but i cant remember what it was. moi - yes, that is a photo of me. want to see some more?
April 29, 200916 yr Alex Ferguson..Ref I know we're losing but my watch says it's full time..blow the effin whistle. Roy Keane..I have nothing but respect for some of the UTD players such as Sparky and Brucie who have gone on to be great managers..I just keep my head down and learn the trade hoping one day to be able to emulate them. Stephen Hunt..I admit I purposely left my leg in on Petr, can't believe the way he played against Barca last night, I thought I'd finished him. Xabi Alonso..Frank Lampard is the best midfielder in the Prem, I like the bloke and will swap shirts with him next time we play.
April 29, 200916 yr Rafa - for sure, chelsea controlled the game and deserved to go through Edited April 29, 200916 yr by sexelk
April 29, 200916 yr essien . im tired cant run anymore sky news presenter kay burley. hope chelsea do well in europe liverpool fans. have to get up for work tomorrow
April 29, 200916 yr This is a good thread. Let's just keep this on topic please. Off topic posts have been removed. Thank you.
April 29, 200916 yr Alex Ferguson - that’s a lovely clock you’ve given me there. No doubt about it, I should have retired years ago. Arsene Wenger - is that what the word ‘spirit’ means? I’d often wondered, even though I use it a lot. Steven Gerrard - fair play to Fabio, no way do I deserve to be anything other than substitute the way I’m playing at the moment. Andy Gray - there’s absolutely every doubt about that! Richard Keys - you haven’t got a ****ing clue, have you Andy?
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