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That would be awesome, although that would value Willian at £85m considering Barca paid £135m for dembele. 
I think we would have to offer at £80m.
I read that barca want to offer dembele and cash for hazard, so I guess they could be willing to let him go.


Wouldn't want to swap hazard for him but I rate dembele really highly, not sure why Barca don't like him but I would love to have him on the right for us (think he can play there I know he usually plays lw) a front 3 of hazzy-rata or higgy-dembele would be f**king crazy [emoji50][emoji50][emoji50] would swap William and the 80 for him in a heartbeat, sell zapa and drinkwater to raise the extra £30 or so mill we would need to get it over the line!!!

Have you watched him live? Or na? Is that your way of looking credible saying to a grown man this isn't Fifa? He isn't a fast fullback, if you think he is you know f**k all and certainly havn't watched him live, bit of a senseless argument, I think you just like being a smartness because you want imaginary internet points, I'd almost guarantee your not even from England let alone London but come online and make clever c**t comments to people that support their local team about "it's not fifa"   

1 minute ago, ScrubsLaneCFC said:

Have you watched him live? Or na? Is that your way of looking credible saying to a grown man this isn't Fifa? He isn't a fast fullback, if you think he is you know f**k all and certainly havn't watched him live, bit of a senseless argument, I think you just like being a smartness because you want imaginary internet points, I'd almost guarantee your not even from England let alone London but come online and make clever c**t comments to people that support their local team about "it's not fifa"   

'Bet you're not even from England' pmsl. 

You're embarrassing yourself on here. Back to fifa little boy.

Just now, RIP Mourinho said:

'Bet you're not even from England' pmsl. 

You're embarrassing yourself on here. Back to fifa little boy.

You're 23 according to your profile 'm 36 and I assume I'm right, since you skipped round it,  a 23 year old who hasn't even been to a f**king game or is even from the country the team plays in telling a 36 year old from west London "this sin't fifa" and I'm embarrassing my self...jog on you sausage 

Just now, ScrubsLaneCFC said:

You're 23 according to your profile 'm 36 and I assume I'm right, since you skipped round it,  a 23 year old who hasn't even been to a f**king game or is even from the country the team plays in telling a 36 year old from west London "this sin't fifa" and I'm embarrassing my self...jog on you sausage 

I'm 22 and live in England, pal. The classic 'You're not English so you aren't a proper fan' is just embarrassing. 

Follow Chelsea around England and Europe to watch them live. Keep embarrassing yourself little boy. I'm talking mental age now.

Just now, RIP Mourinho said:

I'm 22 and live in England, pal. The classic 'You're not English so you aren't a proper fan' is just embarrassing. 

Follow Chelsea around England and Europe to watch them live. Keep embarrassing yourself little boy. I'm talking mental age now.

Yea but you'd get a slap if you said that to me you cheeky little twat so don't do it on a forum, and if you are from England you're deffo not from London, you don't talk like someone from London, you talk like a little wally with a quiff and a skin tight tracksuit from some forgotten sh*t hole, having a discussion and difference of opinion is one thing and it's healthy discussion,  being a cheeky little c**t because we disagree about the speed of a fullback is unnecessary, I'm neither little nor a boy and there is not a f**king chance you would say that in person so don't be a typical little internet c**t and talk like a grown up since you're making reference to mental age..

1 minute ago, ScrubsLaneCFC said:

Yea but you'd get a slap if you said that to me you cheeky little twat so don't do it on a forum, and if you are from England you're deffo not from London, you don't talk like someone from London, you talk like a little wally with a quiff and a skin tight tracksuit from some forgotten sh*t hole, having a discussion and difference of opinion is one thing and it's healthy discussion,  being a cheeky little c**t because we disagree about the speed of a fullback is unnecessary, I'm neither little nor a boy and there is not a f**king chance you would say that in person so don't be a typical little internet c**t and talk like a grown up since you're making reference to mental age..

Ahh yes, the mighty keyboard warrior has risen. Lets be honest, anyone that says they'd do something to someone in real life definitely wouldn't. You're all talk with the macho man bravado. 

Anyhow, i don't want to clog up this thread for other people with your weight throwing. If you wish to carry on embarrassing yourself, PM me.

Just now, RIP Mourinho said:

Ahh yes, the mighty keyboard warrior has risen. Lets be honest, anyone that says they'd do something to someone in real life definitely wouldn't. You're all talk with the macho man bravado. 

Anyhow, i don't want to clog up this thread for other people with your weight throwing. If you wish to carry on embarrassing yourself, PM me.

Well have a normal discussion and don't be a cheeky little c**t, "keyboard warrior" wtf you on about you plonker, I don't need to talk myself up or pretend to be hard I know who and what I am, if you don't believe me I'll be at the first home game of teh season, PM me, don't give it lip then tell me "I don't want to clog up the forum" you little peacock, I was talking about football you are you one who was being a smart arse,  you're a little snake, cause an unnecessary problem then try and role reverse...go on f**k off and post a picture on instagram you slag 

1 minute ago, ScrubsLaneCFC said:

Well have a normal discussion and don't be a cheeky little c**t, "keyboard warrior" wtf you on about you plonker, I don't need to talk myself up or pretend to be hard I know who and what I am, if you don't believe me I'll be at the first home game of teh season, PM me, don't give it lip then tell me "I don't want to clog up the forum" you little peacock, I was talking about football you are you one who was being a smart arse,  you're a little snake, cause an unnecessary problem then try and role reverse...go on f**k off and post a picture on instagram you slag 

Embarrassing. You're the one thats got aggressive here. No one wants to see you trying to act hard on this forum, if you want to say something then PM me. You're like a child. 36 and crying on a forum ffs.

Fastest Chelsea Players according to opta:

Willian, 34.51

Eden Hazard, 34.45

Pedro, 34.43

Michy Batshuayi, 34.08

Victor Moses, 33.97

According to Pedro:

‘I don’t know because we have many fast players. Maybe Charly Musonda, Willian, Zappacosta, Kante is always ruining a lot he never stops,’ he told Soccer AM. ‘These guys are the four fastest.’ Pressed on who would win if that quartet were to race over 100m, Pedro added: ‘Probably Zappacosta’

Now a FB should be the fastest players on the pitch, them or wingers, so if he isn't mentioned in the 5 fastest it means he is at best mid range in our team that isn't a particularly quick team, so in the context of rapid FB, again I said he isn't slow, but he isn't fast for a full back, thats a fact take it or leave it, I take it he isn't fast on your computer game either taking into account your c**ty comment... 

 

6 minutes ago, ScrubsLaneCFC said:

Fastest Chelsea Players according to opta:

Willian, 34.51

Eden Hazard, 34.45

Pedro, 34.43

Michy Batshuayi, 34.08

Victor Moses, 33.97

According to Pedro:

‘I don’t know because we have many fast players. Maybe Charly Musonda, Willian, Zappacosta, Kante is always ruining a lot he never stops,’ he told Soccer AM. ‘These guys are the four fastest.’ Pressed on who would win if that quartet were to race over 100m, Pedro added: ‘Probably Zappacosta’

Now a FB should be the fastest players on the pitch, them or wingers, so if he isn't mentioned in the 5 fastest it means he is at best mid range in our team that isn't a particularly quick team, so in the context of rapid FB, again I said he isn't slow, but he isn't fast for a full back, thats a fact take it or leave it, I take it he isn't fast on your computer game either taking into account your c**ty comment... 

 

Those stats are from two season ago when Azpi was playing CB.

Lets look at your point that a full back should be the fastest player on the team along with the wingers. 4 out of the 5 players above are all wingers so that's nothing to be ashamed about. 

Looking at the same article that you clearly looked at not many teams had full backs as their quickest players.

Everton - Lukaku, Deulofeu, Valencia, Lennon, Kone

City - Sane, Navas, Sterling, Fernandinho, Stones

Utd - Rashford, Bailey, Lingard, Shaw, Jones

Spurs - Walker, Janssen, Sissoko, Wanyama, Kane

Seeing as we're posting pointless quotes from people, i'll leave this one: "Azpi is a fantastic player," Conte told a news conference at Cobham Training Centre. "Because he can play different roles. But I think the role that he's playing now is perfect for him. "He's playing very well, because he's fast, he has good technique, good positioning. He's a clever player. He can play in different roles, but this role I think is perfect for him."

 

1 hour ago, ScrubsLaneCFC said:

Yea but you'd get a slap if you said that to me you cheeky little twat so don't do it on a forum, and if you are from England you're deffo not from London, you don't talk like someone from London, you talk like a little wally with a quiff and a skin tight tracksuit from some forgotten sh*t hole, having a discussion and difference of opinion is one thing and it's healthy discussion,  being a cheeky little c**t because we disagree about the speed of a fullback is unnecessary, I'm neither little nor a boy and there is not a f**king chance you would say that in person so don't be a typical little internet c**t and talk like a grown up since you're making reference to mental age..

You’re 36 and telling people you’d hit them in real life, calling them names and mocking their perceived appearance?

Maybe that’s enough internet for today?

5 hours ago, mwblue10 said:

Di Marzio reporting we may bid for Mattia Caldara.  Not sure if he means instead of Rugani or in addition to Rugani, but imagine it would be the former.

Man, how many cbs do Juve have

Too many. Hence why they are trying to flog one off to us to pay for Ronaldo.

For what it's worth I think this is fake news. He's only just rejoined them and had a great season on loan. Most are saying he has passed Rugani in the pecking order at Juve.

Again Romagnoli is the guy. We need to ring Milan's debt collectors and find the right price!

Looks like Milan don't require a fire sale.

 

Italian side AC Milan have had their one-year ban from European football overturned.

Uefa had issued the punishment after deciding Milan had breached a Financial Fair Play requirement to break even after spending £200m on transfers.

But the Court of Arbitration for Sport (Cas) partially upheld the club's appeal and asked Uefa to issue a more "proportionate disciplinary measure".

 

The Italians are now free to play in this season's Europa League.

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