He should go back to talking about subjects that he's an expert in.

Rio Ferdinand ?@rioferdy5

If u had to go in a toilet & smell a fresh poo or wee what would it be???!! #PooOrWee ???!! Frowsy Wee Wee is a killa!!

9:04 AM - 21 Jan 2014

Is that real Adam

He should go back to talking about subjects that he's an expert in.

Rio Ferdinand ?@rioferdy5

If u had to go in a toilet & smell a fresh poo or wee what would it be???!! #PooOrWee ???!! Frowsy Wee Wee is a killa!!

9:04 AM - 21 Jan 2014

Bloody marvellous: scientists at CERN create the internet; the military creates a system of location, comms and surveillance satellites; cutting-edge software and hardware technology fits IT that 50 years ago would have occupied an entire office block into a 7mm deep mobile 'phone; programmers create software that allows a person pretty much anywhere to communicate with anyone else, wherever they are, and this twat tweets about turds. c**t.

Is that real Adam

 

yes

Bloody marvellous: scientists at CERN create the internet; the military creates a system of location, comms and surveillance satellites; cutting-edge software and hardware technology fits IT that 50 years ago would have occupied an entire office block into a 7mm deep mobile 'phone; programmers create software that allows a person pretty much anywhere to communicate with anyone else, wherever they are, and this twat tweets about turds. c**t.

Brilliant Spud, brilliant.

yes

My god. Well the FA have a right gem working for them

Racism is wrong but misogyny and homophobia is absolutely fine, according to Rio Ferdinand.

 

What a class act.

In my considerable, psychological, experience womanisng males are often so due to fighting their true sexual identity. The 'man whore' typically seeks to prove he is a man thus denying his homosexual state. As for Rio, the lady doth protest too much me thinks.

only writing this to get the thread back on the first page of "new content"

Don't understand the BBC's obsession with him. There must be so many former players who would make better pundits than him, who can actually string a coherent sentence together without throwing in wannabe "street" words. Is it because they've already signed him up to a deal and don't want to look stupid pulling out of it? If so, they'll look more stupid if they continue to employ him in any capacity.

You have an IQ of 140

134 here, which makes me considerably more f**kwitted (or lazy brained) than the last one I took, which was a couple of decades ago.

 

140.. that would be equal to what? Five Rio Ferdinands. Or am I beng a little over generous, perhaps?

Edited October 16, 201411 yr by Big Figure

Just going it to throw it out there, online IQ tests are as reliable as Ferdinand's memory for drug tests.

He better get down on his knees every day and thank the Gods he is a megarich footballer because if he wasn't, with that face and "wit" of his.......

Just going it to throw it out there, online IQ tests are as reliable as Ferdinand's memory for drug tests.

Yea, but mine came out at 134, so I'll accept that ;)

Mine came out at 145 and two of the answers were guesses as it was late. [emoji1]

Mine came out at 145 and two of the answers were guesses as it was late. [emoji1]

Wouldn't expect any less! We're clearly an intelligent bunch on here. Except the occasional "red" visitor ;)

Mine came out at 145 and two of the answers were guesses as it was late. [emoji1]

mine came out at 145 too, and I was letting my 3 year old pick some of the answers :)

Last time I did an IQ test it was done via Mensa I believe and my score came out as 132... so I won't try again as I'm happy with that...!

Well I could have posted a more in depth test, but no-one's got time to sit and take a really long IQ test.

mine came out at 145 too, and I was letting my 3 year old pick some of the answers :)

That explains the high score then ;)

Well I could have posted a more in depth test, but no-one's got time to sit and take a really long IQ test.

Haha obviously, but the problem with the tests isn't actually their content but their scaling. Scores on the IQ test are normally distributed, such that the average score is 100 and ~96% of people are between 70 and 130. An IQ above 140 is considered to be 'genius'

Obviously a community of Chelsea fans would be skewed towards the genius end...

Haha obviously, but the problem with the tests isn't actually their content but their scaling. Scores on the IQ test are normally distributed, such that the average score is 100 and ~96% of people are between 70 and 130. An IQ above 140 is considered to be 'genius'

Obviously a community of Chelsea fans would be skewed towards the genius end...

 

We could post it on RAWK for a comparison. 

99th percentile

Mine is 138.

 

The intelligence of 138 Rio Ferdinands, 69 Joey Bartons, 23 Stan Collymores and 138,000 Scouse keyboard warriors.

Either I'm browsing The Mensa End forums or there's something wrong with that online test...

I had a proper IQ test done when I was younger. I got 116. I'll take that.

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