Gerrard basically playing up front now, so desperate for a goal. It's all got to be about him.

I keep flicking the game on and to hear Alan Parry nearly orgasm everyone Gerrard getting anway near the ball is cringeworthy

Not watching until it's 3-1, don't want to watch Weetabix head running around after scoring a jammy goal.

Yeah, that's why we call you "Stevie Me".

I keep flicking the game on and to hear Alan Parry nearly orgasm everyone Gerrard getting anway near the ball is cringeworthy

 

Everything is about him, it's all awful. He keeps saying "30 minues left of Gerrard's anfield career"..."20 minutes left of Gerrard's anfield career". 

 

For Liverpool being such a "huge" club, they seem to have a player who is bigger and more important then their whole club, judging by how everyone in the media is reacting. And considering that player has won 1 FA cup and 1 league cup in the last 10 years, that doesn't say much about them does it.

Just read this on Sky Sports about Hull from Phil Thompson

Phil Thompson's Soccer Saturday verdict

"To win the game against Manchester United you have to score a goal and you wonder how that’s going to happen. They’ve had enough opportunities today. It was against the run of play but when you look through the Spurs side there’s probably more quality.

"They didn’t exactly show a lot of it, Spurs, but you thought with this Hull side everything’s against them. This was desperate for Hull City."

Erm don't you need a goal to beat anyone?

And there are people who still don't think he announced to early so he'd get a complete love in and have all the attention on him. Oh the nativity. Guard of honour, mosaic, constant press coverage, special boots, special camera, no doubt a special MOTD... It's right up his street. Are we expecting him to plant a soppy one on a camera?

Credit to Palace. Could be easy to get lost in the occasion but they're a good team. Lots of pace and skill up top and a credit to Pardew.

AHAHAHAHA That finish from Gerrard         

AHAHAHAHA That finish from Gerrard

Can we really call it a finish?

Palace love wrecking Liverpool

And there are people who still don't think he announced to early so he'd get a complete love in and have all the attention on him. Oh the nativity. Guard of honour, mosaic, constant press coverage, special boots, special camera, no doubt a special MOTD... It's right up his street. Are we expecting him to plant a soppy one on a camera?

Naivety? or a Christmas show?

Liverpool don't deserve sh*t from this game, Crystal Palace have been the better side.

Penalty

Naivety? or a Christmas show?

Hard to tell. Plenty of donkies in the Liverpool team.

No wise men on their bench though.

LLOOOOOOLLL

PEN TO PALACE

Hahahaha, penalty to Palace. This couldn't get much better.

Alan Parry sounds gutted

1-3

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No way was it a peno but this is hillarous

Hahahaha, penalty to Palace. This couldn't get much better.

 

Wait, yes it can because Palace just scored

Awkward, couldn't have gone much worse for them