The time has come to end the speculation on alt accounts.

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They are all me.

No Im Spartacus!

No, I'm Brian and so is me wife!

Edited July 31, 2025Jul 31 by Ukraine Bolt

I actually identify as Mod.

2 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

I actually identify as Mod.

Is that yet another gender?

2 hours ago, dermott said:

Is that yet another gender?

I think its when they wear Ben Sherman and drive scooters

23 hours ago, drool winner said:

Outside of Colwill they're all replaceable, so act like it.

Fofana is another liability that should be forced out of the club regardless. Sell him to Le Havre for 1 million and if they won't bite, rip his contract up on livestream.

Nurse!!!!

41 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

I think its when they wear Ben Sherman and drive scooters

Very good exhibition on that in Brighton Art Museum.

Brighton & Hove Museums

The In Crowd: Mod Fashion & Style 1958-66

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On 30/07/2025 at 19:19, drool winner said:

Liverpool nearly got sued, had to return 6 months later and broke the world record to secure his services when he was Chalobah's age.

Let's just be honest, it's hard to rate him when I see what's out there.

Arsenal having Saliba and us pretending to enjoy Chalobah as some sort of five star meal is just wrong and antithesis to the heritage of this club. We're supposed to be the ones trotting out the rolls royce CB.

He's a good squad player but fans need to stop with the victory lapping as if this is some sort of pinnacle CB. Fans overdid it with Gallagher the same way last year. You couldn't convince some people that Caicedo was actually far better than him because the club wanted to sell Gallagher and that made him some sort of marquee pawn in the overly elaborate game of five dimensional chess against the club and everyone that runs it.

Chalobah has just turned 26. At the same age VVD hadn't long left Celtic to join Southampton.

On 30/07/2025 at 19:36, OneTommyLangley said:

Liverpool nearly got sued , are you able to elaborate as this is news to me and i do enjoy any negative liverpool commentary thanks

I am not even sure what nearly getting sued is. What a load of old cods

On 30/07/2025 at 20:03, drool winner said:

If this forum consider Chalobah to be on the level of Saliba and Van Dijk at Southampton then we're all just going to have to violently agree to disagree.

And I won't be attending your protests outside of Stamford Bridge when Winstanley sends him packing to Fulham or Brentford.

We can do far better, and you should demand far better for a club of this stature.

Even casual centre backs around the league like Nathan Collins, Marc Guéhi and Illia Zabarnyi would be immense upgrades.

Violently, crikey.

What will we all type IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO WE ARE VIOLENTLY SHOUTING OUR DISAGREEMENT?

12 hours ago, Qaz said:

But how does this convince you my political candidate is better than yours or how spiritually speaking we are all on singular consciousness meaning we are all of the Shedend forum accounts at the same time? 🤣

Really?, nobody bit?

not even a pity laugh? 🤣

4 hours ago, WhiteWall said:

I am not even sure what nearly getting sued is. What a load of old cods

Steve Parish quite literally nearly took us to court over the Michael Olise release clause, which is why we voluntarily backed off.

Are you new to the sport?

It's either that or the Greek mafia getting involved like with Marinakis.

4 hours ago, 19seventyone said:

Nurse!!!!

For me or for Fofana.

Is he crippled again? Has he ever stopped being crippled since we signed him?

One of the worst transfers in EPL history. The guy is constantly in the news causing drama and is never actually fit. The few times he is fit he's a disaster on the pitch. The comparison for that RCB is Chalobah so I guess it makes sense why people in this fanbase view Wesley Fofana as some sort of authoritative RCB presence but he's another trash can that sucks on the ball and has shaky decision making. He runs a bit faster and not in molasses like Chalobah so that gives him the slight edge.

People that still pencil Fofana in future lineups make me laugh. Ignoring the fact that he's garbage. His leg is quite literally being held together by paper mache. It's like being a gore fanatic that enjoys watching shock videos on the darkest corners of the interwebs. I'm sick of watching this guy brutalise himself on the pitch after a run of five games and have to get stretchered off into a memory for the next six months.

Clearlake need to hire Mudryk's trainer to give him that horse tranquilizer so he can go share a cell with him and have his contract burned up.

13 hours ago, Clown Lake said:

Are you calling us the same person? Mods/Admin can easily verify this, please do so Admin.

Also, odd to randomly spew garbage like this on this thread, because I am a big Chalobah fan.

Aren't you embarrassed of yourself though?

The issue with forums adopting a reddit style like/dislike function is that it's turned online interactions into a space for the lowest losers to get sh*tty jokes off to impress their internet friends.

I've been on hundreds of forums since the genesis of the internet so it's really nothing new, but it's always amusing to witness the power dynamic of people that have been posting in a space for years and how they treat others that are new to the space.

It's like Mean Girls cross blended with the animal kingdom. There's some sort of psychological thing that goes on where to makes those above you like you / bond nearer they attack what they subconsciously perceive to be the the most vulnerable in vicinity.

14 hours ago, The Boehly Babes said:

Trev is easily as good as Saliba, that’s a weird comparison. Any CB playing in Artetas anti-football is bound to look better than they actually are.

Trev is not as good as VVD, but then I don’t think there are many CB’s around anymore who are. Long gone are the likes of JT, Carvalho, Thiago, Vidic etc.

For the price point we’d have to pay for let’s say Guehi, who’s an upgrade, albeit only slightly, + the wages he’d then demand, having Trev as that 3rd choice CB is a no brainer.

Squads are built on depth, Fergie won how many titles with Wes Brown as his 3rd/4th choice CB. We won a CL with Jose Bosingwa. Not everyone needs to be a superstar, just not a liability when called upon and Trev is no liability.

Oh yea this is what we call delusion.

Or just a rampant lack of football knowledge.

I'll remember this account, "The Boehly Babes", and I really hope you post your reactive thoughts in visceral detail for my viewing pleasure when "Trev" gets forced out of the club. Winstanley and co. do not rate this bum (as don't I) and he will be getting shipped out whether you like it or not. Sure to be one of the best days of my life besides when that shinkicker Declan Rice was revoked from my academy & the Mount and especially Gallagher sales.

Talent deficient footballers with disillusioned fans that turned toxic against anyone willing to speak up truthfully against them.

I still can't get over Chalobah = Saliba.

Is this a majority consensus on this forum? Or am I talking to a fangirl.

Saliba: FIFA Mens XI, 2X PFA TOTY, L1 YPOTY, L1 TOTS

Chalobah: ...multiple instagram posts farming sympathy, drank three goals to Senegal as England lost to an African team for the first time in centuries, what else?

Surely if Madrid can't get Saliba like they desperately want, or Konate they'll come in for "Trev" right?

I mean the last time his carcass was put up in the market he only attracted interest from a Forest side battling relegation, but this time will be different.

I open twitter and the first thing I see is Jehovah and Gallagher playing their own sport, as per.

Had to go and find my favourite "Trev" clip ever

We couldn't win non-Spurs B6 clashes in years because of clowns like this trying to head a ball at shin height. Does not deserve to play at my club or represent the badge. Any credit or goodwill you've feel he's earned in in the past year go straight to Maresca.

Edited August 1, 2025Aug 1 by drool winner

5 hours ago, drool winner said:

I still can't get over Chalobah = Saliba.

Is this a majority consensus on this forum? Or am I talking to a fangirl.

Saliba: FIFA Mens XI, 2X PFA TOTY, L1 YPOTY, L1 TOTS

Chalobah: ...multiple instagram posts farming sympathy, drank three goals to Senegal as England lost to an African team for the first time in centuries, what else?

Surely if Madrid can't get Saliba like they desperately want, or Konate they'll come in for "Trev" right?

I mean the last time his carcass was put up in the market he only attracted interest from a Forest side battling relegation, but this time will be different.

Please refer to him with his proper title, it’s WORLD CHAMPION Trevoh Chalobah.

Thank You.

5 hours ago, drool winner said:

because of clowns like this trying to head a ball at shin height. Does not deserve to play at my club or represent the badge.

You hate him because he made a mistake about 5 years ago? Calm down mate.

He's a decent Prem level centre back who loves the club and bleeds blue. Put in some good performances last season and looks like a leader on the pitch. Obviously not VVD level or anywhere near, but a good player to have in our squad.

Good ole Trev!

5 hours ago, drool winner said:

Chalobah: ...multiple instagram posts farming sympathy, drank three goals to Senegal as England lost to an African team for the first time in centuries, what else?

Champion of the world.

Think that beats anything Saliba has won, little bro.

5 minutes ago, Gordon Bennett said:

You hate him because he made a mistake about 5 years ago? Calm down mate.

He's a decent Prem level centre back who loves the club and bleeds blue. Put in some good performances last season and looks like a leader on the pitch. Obviously not VVD level or anywhere near, but a good player to have in our squad.

Good ole Trev!

Hates one of our own for a mistake 5 years ago and loves Saliba who videos underage lads performing sex acts on themselves.

He's a wrong'un.

12 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Saliba making Zirkzee look like prime Zola 😂

10 minutes ago, Ukraine Bolt said:

Didn't Delap send Jehovah back to his monastery to beg for forgiveness?

If we're playing the mistake game I promise you I have more clips of "Trev" than you can find of Saliba.