4 minutes ago, dkw said:

I cant remember, it might have been him, had some mysterious new user who fully agreed with him. So f**king odd.

Yea I've just seen an old topic where 2 alts were agreeing! Think he was called Peter Sage or something!

5 minutes ago, dkw said:

I cant remember, it might have been him, had some mysterious new user who fully agreed with him. So f**king odd.

Just because nobody has ever agreed with you….you go getting all paranoid and flat earth on us! 😉

3 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Just because nobody has ever agreed with you….you go getting all paranoid and flat earth on us! 😉

You always agree with me, you have no choice, your one of my alts, you just haven't realised yet.....

 

I agree with @nonotnowjim... He is always right....unlike Jackson, who is RUBBISH. 
 

Oh - sorry....I think I made a boo boo

Edited November 20, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim
Wrong account used

Spent all my years trying to decide whether the prince that was promised was Daenerys or Jon Snow, only to now find out that it is actually some internet sensation called Dave Ross. 

I often find myself bored on a work day and fancy stopping by the Nicolas Jackson thread to see if Jim's head has fulled exploded yet but haven't for a while. Look at what I've missed! Somehow, Jim's incessant ranting about Wacko has been outdone, in his own backyard no less! It truly is a battle for the ages. Get Frank Warren on the phone, we've got a new headline for the Usyk v Fury card. 

All I know is Jim doesn't have to prove whether or not he's a die hard Chelsea fan, because he's a full time Wacko hater and that is really all that matters.

So, as the saying goes, you know nothing Dave Ross.

So its Blue daze back again with about the 20th username, what a pathetic loser 🤣

The fanboy cycle has been a bit slower this time, it usually goes something like:

1. Matchday Morning: "This is it! Jackson Masterclass Incoming"

   Fueled by pre-match optimism, YouTube compilations, and that one match against Wet Spam where he scored 2 and played well (SOFA SCORE GAVE HIM A 9!!!), the fanboys are convinced this is the game Nicolas Jackson will silence the doubters. "He's got it all: pace, movement, finishing—future Ballon d'Or contender, no question."

2. During the Match: "WHAT IS HE DOING?!" 

   The misplaced passes, the decision not to pass, and the inexplicable offside runs lead to a startling realisation that he is RUBBISH. 

3. Post-Match Horror: "How Did We Ever Think He Was Good Enough?"

   Reality bites. This thread is on fire: The voices of reason come out and argue how he should be dropped....most agree. "Did we really pay actual money for him?", "He should never start again! Bench him for eternity!" 

4. Midweek Reflection: "Well, He’s OK as a Back-Up…"

   After a few days, the voices of reason die down, and the fansboys start to rationalise the Wacko one. "It’s not entirely his fault… the midfield didn’t give him much service." "Why didnt Malouda Palmer play Nando Wacko in? .... They wonder: is it really the manager, the tactics, or the system? Maybe Nicolas is a victim of circumstances. Drogba wasnt great at the start either.... he is only young.....Surely he’s better than Lukaku 2.0?

5. Pre-Match Build-Up: "Deserves Another Chance!"

   A few clips from that 1 game against Wet Spam resurface on social media.  Talk Sport do a bit about how he isnt all bad...the fanboys hope begins to thaw. "Give him time—he’s young, raw talent! He just needs confidence and consistency." By Friday night, you’re sure this game will be different. "He’s going to shut everyone including that arsehole NNNJ up."

6. Matchday Morning (Again): "Nicolas Jackson: Our Saviour!"

   The vicious cycle resets. "This is it. We’re winning 4-0, and Jackson’s bagging a hat-trick." You’ve convinced yourself that Chelsea’s season hinges on him, forgetting everything that happened since he joined us.....

And so it goes, match after match, week after week. Nicolas Jackson: breaking hearts and rebuilding hope, one misplaced shot at a time.

See you all Post match, when I will either owe some more money to The Shed End, or will be furious at the fraudulent donkey for yet another inept performance.....  

Edited November 20, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim

Who actually read all that?

On 19/11/2024 at 10:26, Dave Ross said:

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the wit and wonderful wordplay of @nonotnowjim it's almost like Alan Bennett has joined the forum. Binman is one word James and has a capital B

Dunno why my name is on that quote you quoted but it's a good quote so I'm happy that the quote is seen as my quote.

5 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Who actually read all that?

You should it's a masterpiece. 

5 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

Who actually read all that?

When it's a post from Jim you know what it's going to say without having to bother  reading any of it anyway!🤣 

 

8 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

The fanboy cycle has been a bit slower this time, it usually goes something like:

1. Matchday Morning: "This is it! Jackson Masterclass Incoming"

   Fueled by pre-match optimism, YouTube compilations, and that one match against Wet Spam where he scored 2 and played well (SOFA SCORE GAVE HIM A 9!!!), the fanboys are convinced this is the game Nicolas Jackson will silence the doubters. "He's got it all: pace, movement, finishing—future Ballon d'Or contender, no question."

2. During the Match: "WHAT IS HE DOING?!" 

   The misplaced passes, the decision not to pass, and the inexplicable offside runs lead to a startling realisation that he is RUBBISH. 

3. Post-Match Horror: "How Did We Ever Think He Was Good Enough?"

   Reality bites. This thread is on fire: The voices of reason come out and argue how he should be dropped....most agree. "Did we really pay actual money for him?", "He should never start again! Bench him for eternity!" 

4. Midweek Reflection: "Well, He’s OK as a Back-Up…"

   After a few days, the voices of reason die down, and the fansboys start to rationalise the Wacko one. "It’s not entirely his fault… the midfield didn’t give him much service." "Why didnt Malouda Palmer play Nando Wacko in? .... They wonder: is it really the manager, the tactics, or the system? Maybe Nicolas is a victim of circumstances. Drogba wasnt great at the start either.... he is only young.....Surely he’s better than Lukaku 2.0?

5. Pre-Match Build-Up: "Deserves Another Chance!"

   A few clips from that 1 game against Wet Spam resurface on social media.  Talk Sport do a bit about how he isnt all bad...the fanboys hope begins to thaw. "Give him time—he’s young, raw talent! He just needs confidence and consistency." By Friday night, you’re sure this game will be different. "He’s going to shut everyone including that arsehole NNNJ up."

6. Matchday Morning (Again): "Nicolas Jackson: Our Saviour!"

   The vicious cycle resets. "This is it. We’re winning 4-0, and Jackson’s bagging a hat-trick." You’ve convinced yourself that Chelsea’s season hinges on him, forgetting everything that happened since he joined us.....

And so it goes, match after match, week after week. Nicolas Jackson: breaking hearts and rebuilding hope, one misplaced shot at a time.

See you all Post match, when I will either owe some more money to The Shed End, or will be furious at the fraudulent donkey for yet another inept performance.....  

f**k me!

That’s the way to get the thread back on track.

How I’ve missed your seethe.

 

11 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

The fanboy cycle has been a bit slower this time, it usually goes something like:

1. Matchday Morning: "This is it! Jackson Masterclass Incoming"

   Fueled by pre-match optimism, YouTube compilations, and that one match against Wet Spam where he scored 2 and played well (SOFA SCORE GAVE HIM A 9!!!), the fanboys are convinced this is the game Nicolas Jackson will silence the doubters. "He's got it all: pace, movement, finishing—future Ballon d'Or contender, no question."

2. During the Match: "WHAT IS HE DOING?!" 

   The misplaced passes, the decision not to pass, and the inexplicable offside runs lead to a startling realisation that he is RUBBISH. 

3. Post-Match Horror: "How Did We Ever Think He Was Good Enough?"

   Reality bites. This thread is on fire: The voices of reason come out and argue how he should be dropped....most agree. "Did we really pay actual money for him?", "He should never start again! Bench him for eternity!" 

4. Midweek Reflection: "Well, He’s OK as a Back-Up…"

   After a few days, the voices of reason die down, and the fansboys start to rationalise the Wacko one. "It’s not entirely his fault… the midfield didn’t give him much service." "Why didnt Malouda Palmer play Nando Wacko in? .... They wonder: is it really the manager, the tactics, or the system? Maybe Nicolas is a victim of circumstances. Drogba wasnt great at the start either.... he is only young.....Surely he’s better than Lukaku 2.0?

5. Pre-Match Build-Up: "Deserves Another Chance!"

   A few clips from that 1 game against Wet Spam resurface on social media.  Talk Sport do a bit about how he isnt all bad...the fanboys hope begins to thaw. "Give him time—he’s young, raw talent! He just needs confidence and consistency." By Friday night, you’re sure this game will be different. "He’s going to shut everyone including that arsehole NNNJ up."

6. Matchday Morning (Again): "Nicolas Jackson: Our Saviour!"

   The vicious cycle resets. "This is it. We’re winning 4-0, and Jackson’s bagging a hat-trick." You’ve convinced yourself that Chelsea’s season hinges on him, forgetting everything that happened since he joined us.....

And so it goes, match after match, week after week. Nicolas Jackson: breaking hearts and rebuilding hope, one misplaced shot at a time.

See you all Post match, when I will either owe some more money to The Shed End, or will be furious at the fraudulent donkey for yet another inept performance.....  

Jeezus, Jim.

Mate, bud, my very mentally healthy friend...This can't be good for your heart dude (or your head). 🤣

You spend way too much time on jacko bud. All that for someone you just don't like!

 

 

Also....point 2&3, if jacko does score on the day though, you disappear until either midweek with news about jackos sex life or stay quiet even longer till he fks up in the next game. Lol

We know the drill bud, it's only been 10 games and bloody hell do we know the drill! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

*Thats us below when reading the match day thread when it comes to jacko and jim. we each have different ways of dealing with your "connection" btw.

lol. We still love you though bud. You mad nutta.

Edited November 21, 20241 yr by Simplymo

15 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

 

Jeezus, Jim.

Mate, bud, my very mentally healthy friend...This can't be good for your heart dude (or your head). 🤣

You spend way too much time on jacko bud. All that for someone you just don't like!

 

 

Also....point 2&3, if jacko does score on the day though, you disappear until either midweek with news about jackos sex life or stay quiet even longer till he fks up in the next game. Lol

We know the drill bud, it's only been 10 games and bloody hell do we know the drill! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

*Thats us below when reading the match day thread when it comes to jacko and jim. we each have different ways of dealing with your "connection" btw.

lol. We still love you though bud. You mad nutta.

Love you to - but not true about hiding.

Every time he has scored or done something well, I have been on here - also updating the running total kitty thread....

So credit where credit is due please 🙏 

6 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Love you to - but not true about hiding.

Every time he has scored or done something well, I have been on here - also updating the running total kitty thread....

So credit where credit is due please 🙏 

Not at the beginning!

Every goal was a fluke or the ball hit him and went in. Actually it was "hit him in his ugly face", what is it with you and his looks!? 😆 

But nope, you are right, you only hid for a little bit on the first occasion you should have given credit as you couldnt say that any more. But yes, i do recall you gave him some credit in one of the games now. Sry it's sleep deprivation, my bed time has passed.

Your disappearance act was when nkunku was crap during the Newcastle cup game. 

😝

I remember now. 

Lol

 

10 minutes ago, Simplymo said:

Not at the beginning!

Every goal was a fluke or the ball hit him and went in. Actually it was "hit him in his ugly face", what is it with you and his looks!? 😆 

But nope, you are right, you only hid for a little bit on the first occasion you should have given credit as you couldnt say that any more. But yes, i do recall you gave him some credit in one of the games now. Sry it's sleep deprivation, my bed time has passed.

Your disappearance act was when nkunku was crap during the Newcastle cup game. 

😝

I remember now. 

Lol

 

Go to sleep - it's 2am!

Of course - the easy counter here is that I would give him more credit, if he did something to deserve it on a more regular basis....

....or something more eloquent along those lines. You get the gist....I

 

4 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

Go to sleep - it's 2am!

Of course - the easy counter here is that I would give him more credit, if he did something to deserve it on a more regular basis....

....or something more eloquent along those lines. You get the gist....I

 

I can't sleep...Mrs has taken up snoring, which is new! I didn't know that sh*t can just happen as you get older!

Bought more sleep earbuds of amazon just now. I have 4 or 5 different types I am testing out, fkers ain't cheap too! I can usually sleep anywhere, ive been to war zones ffs, the issue is when the tempo and pitch change all of a sudden. Lol

 

 

But jacko did, it was early on though, as the last 2 games the whole teams been rubbish compared to previous games. Unfortunately it was during the "no budging jim" period. 😅

Eloquent! From jacko! Even his biggest supporter won't call him Eloquent, he ain't a fkn ballerina, lmao.

But he does do his part and is getting better, judge him along the lines of the rest of his team mates and where they are all at in this time of their careers. Young team, his second season, new manager, blah blah blah...you know the blurb mate. Haha

Patience my friend. Its year 3 right. Can anyone predict what clearlake will do in the upcoming windows!? Or how much better any of our players will become with another season under their belt?

They said year 4 we will challenge and until then I'm leaving my homemade owners are sh*t and clueless posters in the shed.

11 hours ago, Simplymo said:

Eloquent! From jacko! Even his biggest supporter won't call him Eloquent, he ain't a fkn ballerina, lmao.

You are sleep deprived! I meant more eloquent from me (to describe him deserving credit).

Edited November 21, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim
Adding a full stop

40 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

You are sleep deprived! I meant more eloquent from me (to describe him deserving credit).

Wait till tonight! I've only had 2 hrs sleep.

If I even manage to read my own posts it would be a miracle...

Good luck.

Jim you muppet where are you ?

TBF to Jim he did concede it was a great finish in the match chat. Although the finish was the easy part Jacko created that goal out of nothing with his power and determination.

 

Correct. Deserves more credit. 

Second best striker in the league. 

Today. Jim loses. I think he’s still up for the season but today is a definite L.

Decent today against really poor opposition.