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Alejandro Garnacho

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2 hours ago, markpitts said:

He has been starting games since he was 18yrs, a player with 68 PL starts isn’t a young player anymore.

Wouldn’t read much into his performance against Arsenal; the game had opened up in the 2nd half, and was in transition. That is where he thrives. He isn’t a starter for a top PL team where clubs sit back and hit you on the break.

Didn’t realise appearances added years to a player, he must be close to retirement now at the ripe old age of 21.

I thought he was hopeless last night. He seems to struggle with the easy stuff and then pops up with unlikely/difficult goals like the ones against Arsenal. Wish there was more consistency with simple things, because you can tell the passion and desire is there.

Dreadful again last night, just loses the ball far too easily far too often.

Edited by dkw

2 hours ago, dkw said:

Dreadful again last night, just loses the ball far too easily far too often.

100% agree.

He can’t beat a man unless it’s on the break with his pace but he is meant to be a bargain at £40 million? I’m not seeing anything that would stop me selling him for that right now.

Added to that he cost us 2 points against Bournemouth when he didn’t mark his man. Same happened at Utd so I don’t believe he’s improved defensively either.

Cheese will probably be along shortly with a graph or two to show how he’s our most effective winger. If we were a counterattacking team I think he’d do better but he’s so far away from what Maresca and Rosenior ask of their wingers.

I’d normally give a new player more than 6 months to settle but I’ve seen enough.

sh*t control.

Can’t seem to bring the ball with him when he runs.

Poor finishing although he did well against Arsenal in that regard.

Just not good enough and he never will be imo.

On 23/01/2026 at 08:03, GarnachoCheese said:

Its very funny seeing people be so vocal about Garnacho and silent about a certain other winger who had a FAR worse game than him.

Why do you defend him so much? I don't get it? He was sh*t on Wednesday night, as simple as that. He deservedly sat on the bench today and we won the game. Deflecting to another place is just getting ridiculous. You spend all your time slating Neto but defending Garnacho. BTW, I like Garnacho but he is way too inconsistent and there is no coincidence that both Maresca and Rosenior favour Neto over him.

3 minutes ago, STATS said:

Why do you defend him so much? I don't get it? He was sh*t on Wednesday night, as simple as that. He deservedly sat on the bench today and we won the game. Deflecting to another place is just getting ridiculous. You spend all your time slating Neto but defending Garnacho. BTW, I like Garnacho but he is way too inconsistent and there is no coincidence that both Maresca and Rosenior favour Neto over him.

Both are very average footballers. One is in his prime, cost £60m, been settled at the club for over a year and plays every minute.

The other is 21 years old, cost half the price, and only just joined.

One gets player of the season shouts, the other gets lambasted before a game even kicks off. Perhaps you should be asking other posters about their hypocrisy.

7 minutes ago, STATS said:

Why do you defend him so much? I don't get it? He was sh*t on Wednesday night, as simple as that. He deservedly sat on the bench today and we won the game. Deflecting to another place is just getting ridiculous. You spend all your time slating Neto but defending Garnacho. BTW, I like Garnacho but he is way too inconsistent and there is no coincidence that both Maresca and Rosenior favour Neto over him.

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Which one was sh*t Wednesday night you say?

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1 minute ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Both are very average footballers. One is in his prime, cost £60m, been settled at the club for over a year and plays every minute.

The other is 21 years old, cost half the price, and only just joined.

One gets player of the season shouts, the other gets lambasted before a game even kicks off. Perhaps you should be asking other posters about their hypocrisy.

Garnacho loses the ball very easily and is brushed off like a little girl sometimes. He really needs to work on his physical strength. Garnacho is very young, I give you that but at the same time, he has several games when, where he is bad, he is really bad. Even against much inferior teams , eg Charlton, Pathos. Neto productivity is annoying in the final third, but he has much better balance than Neto and does not lose ball so easily. Like I say, I believe there is a good player in Garnacho, but I think Neto is better than him. Like I say, Maresca and Rosenior start Neto over him for a reason.

And then spending your time mocking one of our own players and making troll posts is really annoying, especially when your meant to be a supporter. When you gave Garnacho for that 'assist' against Bournemouth and another poster called you out on it, your response that your showing support for our player. So why are you not showing support to Neto then. It just feels like you are here to troll. Even in other player threads you will mention Neto. I am looking at your posts in the Neto thread and it is constant posts mocking him, like seriously, it gets a bit pathetic sometimes.

Regarding the POTY shout, not seen anyone suggest Neto should be as Caicedo has clearly been but apart from Caicedo not much standout candidates. James you could say, I guess.

14 minutes ago, STATS said:

Garnacho loses the ball very easily and is brushed off like a little girl sometimes. He really needs to work on his physical strength. Garnacho is very young, I give you that but at the same time, he has several games when, where he is bad, he is really bad. Even against much inferior teams , eg Charlton, Pathos. Neto productivity is annoying in the final third, but he has much better balance than Neto and does not lose ball so easily. Like I say, I believe there is a good player in Garnacho, but I think Neto is better than him. Like I say, Maresca and Rosenior start Neto over him for a reason.

And then spending your time mocking one of our own players and making troll posts is really annoying, especially when your meant to be a supporter. When you gave Garnacho for that 'assist' against Bournemouth and another poster called you out on it, your response that your showing support for our player. So why are you not showing support to Neto then. It just feels like you are here to troll. Even in other player threads you will mention Neto. I am looking at your posts in the Neto thread and it is constant posts mocking him, like seriously, it gets a bit pathetic sometimes.

Regarding the POTY shout, not seen anyone suggest Neto should be as Caicedo has clearly been but apart from Caicedo not much standout candidates. James you could say, I guess.

I’ve posted stats from the Pafos game, please enlighten me how Neto was better. This is the bias I speak of.

3 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

I’ve posted stats from the Pafos game, please enlighten me how Neto was better. This is the bias I speak of.

This is where stats are misleading because they will appear to make players look better than they are. I was at the game and Garnacho was by far the worst player on the pitch. The fans were getting increasingly annoyed with him and you could hear the expressions in the ground every time he got the ball and messed up and he is lucky he stayed on for 72 mins. For eg it says Garnacho was 2 out of 2 successful dribbles. That is crazy because he had so many times where he was dispossessed and I do not recall him beating his man once. Also I am pretty sure @The Boehly Babes is you under another username. You both pretty much post the same stuff about Neto and do things in tandem.

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9 minutes ago, STATS said:

This is where stats are misleading because they will appear to make players look better than they are. I was at the game and Garnacho was by far the worst player on the pitch. The fans were getting increasingly annoyed with him and you could hear the expressions in the ground every time he got the ball and messed up and he is lucky he stayed on for 72 mins. For eg it says Garnacho was 2 out of 2 successful dribbles. That is crazy because he had so many times where he was dispossessed and I do not recall him beating his man once. Also I am pretty sure @The Boehly Babes is you under another username. You both pretty much post the same stuff about Neto and do things in tandem.

Two people think a player is bad, so they must be the same person. Tin foil hat time! I’m sure any of the mods can confirm or deny your suspicions.

More goal threat, more chances created, actually completed some crosses and more defensive output. I recommend watching the game more intently, or perhaps less shandies on the concourse before kick off.

16 minutes ago, STATS said:

Also I am pretty sure @The Boehly Babes is you under another username. You both pretty much post the same stuff about Neto and do things in tandem.

Just two spunky young fellows with the ability to see the absolute absurdity of praising our worst winger while giving a younger more promising winger absolute pelters for a slightly better performance.

I’d put it down to Garnacho having a dislikable face but that doesn’t explain why people then defend Neto and his Operation Yewtree facial hair, which puts him in the same category of punchability.

1 hour ago, Jangz said:

looks better by virtue of not playing.. Between Neto, Garnacho and Gittens cant figure out who is worse. maybe Neto>Garnacho>Gittens?? but only just.. and Neto is average.

Thats the exact order. Neto very underwhelming bottom hapf of Premier leagrlue player, Garnscho at best a mid table French league player and Gittens the left midfield piece on the subutteo table.

We may need to consider playing Esteviao on left but it seems a loss to partially blunt such an exciting young talent.

10 hours ago, GarnachoCheese said:

Two people think a player is bad, so they must be the same person. Tin foil hat time! I’m sure any of the mods can confirm or deny your suspicions.

More goal threat, more chances created, actually completed some crosses and more defensive output. I recommend watching the game more intently, or perhaps less shandies on the concourse before kick off.

I don't drink. You are just a clown here to troll and shown your a hypocrite. Biased towards one player and hatred towards another. Grow up.

18 minutes ago, loz said:

Thats the exact order. Neto very underwhelming bottom hapf of Premier leagrlue player, Garnscho at best a mid table French league player and Gittens the left midfield piece on the subutteo table.

We may need to consider playing Esteviao on left but it seems a loss to partially blunt such an exciting young talent.

Estevao on the left makes the most sense once Palmer is fit and until Quenda joins up.

9 minutes ago, STATS said:

I don't drink. You are just a clown here to troll and shown your a hypocrite. Biased towards one player and hatred towards another. Grow up.

You're*

The irony of this post while defending Neto isn't lost on me LOL we're two sides of the same coin, stop getting angry.

19 minutes ago, GarnachoCheese said:

You're*

The irony of this post while defending Neto isn't lost on me LOL we're two sides of the same coin, stop getting angry.

You literally go on the Neto thread and post constant criticism and videos/memes taking the piss. When there is constructive criticism I don't have an issue, however doing the same constant, childish remarks and comments is boring now. I am not getting angry. I am pointing out the fact you contradict yourself by showing constant support to one player and constant hatred to one.

He made a pass to Enzo which he ended up scoring and you commented something down the lines of "made an assist. Just wait until he gets going". That comment for a basic pass? And then you wonder why it comes across you are trolling. I am not saying you are wrong for being critical of Neto. It is the constant mocking and vids taking the piss, which I find irritating from a 'supporter'.

5 minutes ago, STATS said:

You literally go on the Neto thread and post constant criticism and videos/memes taking the piss. When there is constructive criticism I don't have an issue, however doing the same constant, childish remarks and comments is boring now. I am not getting angry. I am pointing out the fact you contradict yourself by showing constant support to one player and constant hatred to one.

He made a pass to Enzo which he ended up scoring and you commented something down the lines of "made an assist. Just wait until he gets going". That comment for a basic pass? And then you wonder why it comes across you are trolling. I am not saying you are wrong for being critical of Neto. It is the constant mocking and vids taking the piss, which I find irritating from a 'supporter'.

Hard to defend this really.

I don't post memes, i post clips of him. However clips of him playing could be considered a meme i suppose.

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