Just now, Bebe1980 said:

McFarlane just explaining to James that's he not allowed on until 90'

"You will be playing the Acheampong role"

1 minute ago, carrickblue said:

£100,000 a week.

Stealing a living.

1 minute ago, alwayshopeful said:

bring on the summer tour where we win every match

Blueco have entered us into the Straits of Hormuz Inter-Continental Champions Cup.

We play all our games on Kharg Island.

I am quite happy about this. It means Trump won't be photo-bombing our trophy presentation celebrations.

these players dont want to play for each other .. they dont want to play for fans.. at this time - most dont even want to be on the pitch.. no pride in this group.. second time in 4 years under these retarded fcks.. they traded die harts for mercenaries... no way liverminto and hall and gallagher.. and guehi would have let this scoreline.. pathetic twats..

Just now, Valerie said:

That's unfair to Maureen the tea lady, a stalwart in everybody's fantasy team.

Maureen is concussed too. Head butted the tea trolley. No bandages left for her.

Just now, dermott said:

Maureen is concussed too. Head butted the tea trolley. No bandages left for her.

hope shes ok

These players are twat. f**king mercenaries.

As Drogba said. #NotMyChelsea

That Omari lad looks decent give him an 8 year deal

my tv just turned itself off ....its a sign

2 minutes ago, Valerie said:

That's unfair to Maureen the tea lady, a stalwart in everybody's fantasy team.

Would say maybe her and Delap could switch roles, but I wouldn’t trust him to finish making the teas.

1 minute ago, dermott said:

Maureen is concussed too. Head butted the tea trolley. No bandages left for her.

What about paper napkins?

1 minute ago, Carloseyebrow said:

That Omari lad looks decent give him an 8 year deal

sign the ball ., it always scores

We're a pub side now - not a very good one either.

Even now, they are chasing the game and trying to increase the pressure and the quality from every player is horrendous

Just now, Valerie said:

What about paper napkins?

That's all @BlueBeard had to hand to use as a condom

9 minutes. Seriously?

Just now, Bebe1980 said:

We're a pub side now - not a very good one either.

It's not even a nice pub.

Just now, alwayshopeful said:

sign the ball ., it always scores

Hey come on. Respect the ball.

Pre season we play in Australia, Hong Kong and Indonesia.

The last game is on 8th of August!!

Just now, Valerie said:

What about paper napkins?

Eghbali used them up wiping his arse. Ran out of dollar bills.

Starters:

Sanchez - 5

Gusto - 2

Tosin - 3

Chalobah - 3

Cucu - 4

Enzo - 6

Lavia - 5

Derry - 6

Palmer - 3

Pedro - 4

Just now, The Rising Sun said:

Pre season we play in Australia, Hong Kong and Indonesia.

The last game is on 8th of August!!

mayb we can just leave them all out there

We've scored!!

Just now, The Rising Sun said:

Pre season we play in Australia, Hong Kong and Indonesia.

The last game is on 8th of August!!

Do they have pub teams out there for us to play?

Glad I skipped this game. We are now down to 9th yikes