You've all seen the pre-fight ring walk shows at big boxing matches where the fighters tart about to their chosen song and then take half an hour to get off the stage and in the ring. Well imagine the same thing at a football game. The player stands in the tunnel, his name is anounced to the crowd, and he runs on to an appropriate song choice. What do you think those songs might be?

Here's a few to get us started;

Robert Sanchez - Footloose (Kenny Loggins)

Malo Gusto - I Can't Stand Up for Falling Down (Elvis Costello)

Reece James - Broken (Seether ft. Amy Lee)

Alejandro Gazpacho - The Wheels On The Bus - (Cocomelon Nursery)

Nicolas Jackson - I Missed Again (Phil Collins)

Mikhailo Mudryk - The Drugs Don't Work (The Verve)

Cole Palmer - The Haircut Song (Ray Stevens)

Benoit Badiashile - Oops I Did It Again (Britney Spears)

Enzo Fernandez - I Want To Be Free (Queen)

Marc Cucurella - Somebody That I Used To Know (Gotye ft. Kimbra)

Reece James - Pulling Mussels (from a shell) Squeeze

Enzo Fernandez - Leaders of Men (Joy Division)
Wes Fofana - Money for Nothing (Dire Straits)*
Liam Delap - Mama Said Knock You Out (LL Cool J)

*To be fair, this one could apply to quite a few of our players

Wesley Fofana:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1_7R_3cXA

Josh Acheampong - Forgotten Man (Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

Fernandez - Go by Cat Burns

Chalobas - Going by H.E.R

Gusto - Gone by NSYNC

Robert Sanchez - Over my shoulder (Mike & the mechanics) or Living in a box (Living in a box)

Josh Acheampong - Train in Vain (The Clash)

Mikhailo Mudryk - Sorted for E's and Wizz (Blur)

Jamie Gittins - You ain't seen nothing yet (Bachman Turner Overdrive)

Liam Delap - Pretty Vacant (sex pistols)

Alehandro Garnach - Every Day Hurts (Sad Cafe

Malo Gusto - Pony Time (Chubby checker)

Any of our up and coming summer transfer signings - Schools Out (Alice Cooper)

Enzo Fernandez - It should have been me (Yvonne Fair)

30 minutes ago, Blue Ram said:

Jamie Gittins - You ain't seen nothing yet (Bachman Turner Overdrive)

Brilliant!! 👏

What a Waste by Ian Dury and the Blockheads. Could be the song for a number of players.

Alejandro Gazpacho

Pedro Neto - Road to Nowhere (Talking Heads)

Cole Palmer - Whats going on by Marvin Gaye

Gotta say, some hilarious songs to match individual players .

Well done to everyone

The entire team trudging off after a match - You Win Again by the Bee Gees

Edited July 3Jul 3 by Valerie

Garnacho - Tears of a Clown by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

Rude of me to exclude our apparent new arrivals so, on first appearances:

Marco Palestra - Curtains (Ed Sheehan)

Valentin Barco - The Laughing Gnome (David Bowie)

Emmanuel Emegha - Return to Sender (Elvis Presley)

Haha, you got me with the first one, Footloose for Sanchez. I don’t think I’ll ever unhear that when I watch him now.

Enzo Fernandez - Should I Stay or Should I go - The Clash

Garnacho - Creep - Radiohead

Gusto - Dizzy Miss Lizzy - The Beatles

Neto - Money for Nothing - Dire Straits

Our SDs Transfer Strategy - Mind Blowing Decisions - Heatwave

Granit Xhaka and Mike Maignan negotiations - Was that All it Was - Jean Carne

Behdad Egbhali - I Hate Everything About You - Three days Grace

Todd Boehly - I'm a W*nker - Black Lace

and the good

Moises Caicedo - Young, Gifted and Black - Bob and Marcia

Cole Palmer - Cold as Ice - Foreigner

Levi Colwill, (when looking at Fofana) - Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel

Robert Sanchez - Can I Kick It? (A Tribe Called Quest)

Alejandro Garnacho - Lazyitis (Happy Mondays)

Enzo Fernandez -

Enzo Fernandez - Run Fat Boy Run by Dirty Pretty Things

Robert Sanchez. Oops up side your head

Garnacho. Return to sender

Forfana. I like driving in my car

Badashille Please release me

Delap. Missed again

BlueCo;

Piss Off - FFS