23 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

30 this year - I think his progress was stalled when he managed to break both his legs. 

Did we insert a buy back clause?

Happy birthday to one of the greats:

6 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

Remember the merciless stick dished out to Meireles for celebrating in his kit?

I don't.

If there’s ever a world ending event all that will survive are cockroaches and Paul The Un-killable Canoville! 

Happy Demba-Day everybody! 
 

On 27/04/2021 at 16:42, Munkworth said:

Happy Demba-Day everybody! 
 

He’s available on a free! Bring him back I say 

Jose keeping busy

http://www.scoopyweb.com/2021/04/jose-mourinho-joins-sun-for-euros-with.html

Sam Hutchinson has just put Sheffield Wednesday 1-0 up against Derby (slightly offside but no VAR in the Championship). Just need Rotherham to drop points now...

Dean Saunders is a c**t. 
 

 

On 10/05/2021 at 20:00, Munkworth said:

Dean Saunders is a c**t. 
 

 

And I once had the opportunity to tell him he was a c**t, which I did with great delight. In fact I think I called him a vile dwarf c**t.

2 hours ago, dkw said:

And I once had the opportunity to tell him he was a c**t, which I did with great delight. In fact I think I called him a vile dwarf c**t.

Ryan Bertrand leaving The Scummers at the end of the season. Bring him back, we can have four left backs in the match day squad!

2 hours ago, Munkworth said:

Ryan Bertrand leaving The Scummers at the end of the season. Bring him back, we can have four left backs in the match day squad!

Re-sign PVA and we could have 5.

Edited May 12, 20215 yr by Backbiter

1 hour ago, Backbiter said:

Re-sign PVA and we could have 5.

Has Filipe Luis retired?

We still own Baba Rahman, don't forget.

On 13/05/2021 at 04:24, Munkworth said:

Has Filipe Luis retired?

No. He's playing at Flamengo in Brazil.

On 12/05/2021 at 20:06, Zeta said:

We still own Baba Rahman, don't forget.

 

6 hours ago, Jezz said:

No. He's playing at Flamengo in Brazil.

Dave can play on the left too. I think we can build an entire squad of left backs here!

The Immortal JT proper gave Spurs fans a brilliant trolling, after they sang their usual bollocks that Ledley king was a better defender, he immediately Replied by mocking lifting one his many Trophies, really poor taste though John, they've never seen anyone lift anything decent, so that mime was completely lost on them.....🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

Willian wants to come back to Chelsea. I don’t want Willian to come back to Chelsea. 
 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12691/12316667/willian-arsenal-midfielder-keen-on-chelsea-return-in-transfer-window

 

I love Willian and was a huge fan of his while he was here, but we have enough structurally sound final third players who don't score goals right now so I think he'd be surplus to requirements.

Also - looks like the 'world class but kind of toxic egotistical prick' torch has officially been passed:

 

Carlo is heading back to Madrid. Hazard will love playing for him. 

I don't understand why teams aren't all over Conte. If we're not careful he'll end up at bloody Tottenham!

37 minutes ago, PloKoon13 said:

I don't understand why teams aren't all over Conte. If we're not careful he'll end up at bloody Tottenham!

Tottenham wouldn’t go for him - he’d ask them to spend money!