A few things that I won't miss about last season.........

 

1.The fsw wearing the club crest.

2.Wigan's Dave Whelan saying 'Roberto' every 5 feckin minutes during interviews.

3.Arsene Wenger & his coat making him look like football's first full sized human novelty condom.

4.Dwayne Dibley/Luis Suarez.

5.Benitez looking like he was about to starch his pants at Anusfield when he heard 'you'll Never walk alone'. 

6.Conciding 2 goal leads.

7.Goalkeepers who insist on punching the ball clear instead of trying to catch it.

8.Yossi Benayoun.

9.People who come on forums making list complaining about things.

10.Err......fnuck!.

A few things that I won't miss about last season.........

 

1.The fsw wearing the club crest.

2.Wigan's Dave Whelan saying 'Roberto' every 5 feckin minutes during interviews.

3.Arsene Wenger & his coat making him look like football's first full sized human novelty condom.

4.Dwayne Dibley/Luis Suarez.

5.Benitez looking like he was about to starch his pants at Anusfield when he heard 'you'll Never walk alone'. 

6.Conciding 2 goal leads.

7.Goalkeepers who insist on punching the ball clear instead of trying to catch it.

8.Yossi Benayoun.

9.People who come on forums making list complaining about things.

10.Err......fnuck!.

 

Many of those things will return next season

QPR

Jamie Caragher 

Jamie Caragher 

Unfortunately we'll have to put up with him on Sky, although he probably won't bother us too much with what he says since we won't have the first f**king idea what he's saying.

 

Another thing to add to the list would be Fergie.

Unfortunately we'll have to put up with him on Sky, although he probably won't bother us too much with what he says since we won't have the first f**king idea what he's saying.

 

Another thing to add to the list would be Fergie.

 

Well you know...

 

You know...

 

You know...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know.

 

Seriously, EVERY SECOND SENTENCE!

Every other chant being Sloop John B... not that it is necessarily going to disappear.

Why won't you shut up, why won't you shut up, this is the worst song, we've ever sung.

Every other chant being Sloop John B... not that it is necessarily going to disappear.

I've just sat here, quite sadly, and gone through the entire song in my head and I can't think of a chant that follows the tune? What am I missing?!

Mikel-Lampard midfield

Edited May 24, 201313 yr by Mamizcar

I've just sat here, quite sadly, and gone through the entire song in my head and I can't think of a chant that follows the tune? What am I missing?!

 

I think it's something something something I want to go home - football fans aren't much when it comes to singing in tune it seems...

 

Also I don't know the song very well, I wouldn't have connected the two either - just the name I heard others giving the chant

I think it's something something something I want to go home - football fans aren't much when it comes to singing in tune it seems...

 

Also I don't know the song very well, I wouldn't have connected the two either - just the name I heard others giving the chant

 

"He scores when he wants..."

"We know what you are, we know what you are, Anton Ferdinand, we know what you are"

"He's taking a sh*t, he's taking a shiiiit, Jason Puncheon, he's taking a sh*t"

Sorry I thought you were asking me to identify what part of the song was lifted for the chant - the Champions of Europe one is an example

Jamie Caragher 

 

Seriously. A half crocked prick of a defender who should have retired a long time ago.

 

Must grate all the scousers that his bow was barely mentioned next to Ferguson and Scholes being lionized 

Every other chant being Sloop John B... not that it is necessarily going to disappear.

It does get annoying, but unfortunatley at home games its the only song that everyone seems to join in with. 

Hopefully i wont be missing a quiet stamford bridge this coming season....Let the place rock

Our "Champions of Europe" song. Got embarrassing when we were still singing it when we got knocked out at group stage.

Our "Champions of Europe" song. Got embarrassing when we were still singing it when we got knocked out at group stage.

"Champions of Europa" So close, yet so far...

1.QPR c**ts.(But sadly replaced with Crystal Palace c**ts,who all wear black and let off flares)

2.Carjacker(Hope Sky have a translator and subtitles lined up)

3.FSW.

4.The media w**kfest over the 'Big Manchester clubs'

2.Carjacker(Hope Sky have a translator and subtitles lined up)

I'd rather listen to 1 KHz test tone for fifteen minutes than hear what he has to say about a match.

Martin O'Neil and the sound of pundits saying 'he's very good, respected in the game', etc. Glad we won't have more of his depressing post match interviews.

Edited May 28, 201313 yr by Thfc

Something I am not looking forward to is Ian Holloway. He plays victim too often and is overly emotional. The love-in he has with the media also annoys me. But at least I won't have to hear him complain about Watford's loan signings or media attention on Wilfred Zaha. 

Our "Champions of Europe" song. Got embarrassing when we were still singing it when we got knocked out at group stage.

No it didn't! We were still the champions of europe.......