Well guess he does have an interest in joining us then.

Oh how we now laugh at those silly toffees.

But he is not for sale -Martinez 2015

oh dear oh dear   

Oh how we now laugh at those silly toffees.

Sweeet!

So now begins the process of winding the value of our bid back down?

He's handed in a transfer request

Edit- only 20 mins late lol

Edited August 25, 201510 yr by NottinghamBlue

Toffees find themselves in a sticky situation.

Are they about to come unstuck?

Will the ending be sweet or bitter?

....toffee related pun here....

Guarantee Everton offer him to Man U to spite us lol.

Regardless it's been hilarious to see this backfire on the Toffes who joined here.

So now begins the process of winding the value of our bid back down?

Yup back to 26mill.

Hmm thought he wouldn't hand one in? Whose betting if we get him we won't be seeing those Everton fans anytime soon.

The special one eyes a special Toffee.

Really though he should have handed one in when we had our first bid rejected. Why wait longer? Suited no one really.

Now that he's publicly unhappy and wants to leave, I say we return with a new bid of 20 million and Juan Cuadrado's loan rights for the 2016-17 season.

   

 

Where are the toffees now??!! 

Really though he should have handed one in when we had our first bid rejected. Why wait longer? Suited no one really.

Probably didn’t want to piss off the fans and teammates and thought we would have a bid accepted.

Looks like he and his agent have panicked at today’s stories of us in talks with another centre back…

We now have Peter, if we have John and maybe even Paul the Special One is blessing us.

25m and Moses make it happen Chels.

5m and a pack of quality toffee.

Mr Mourhino, with all these players you are spoiling us.

boom

 

Sky Sports News HQ ?@SkySportsNewsHQ  3m3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Sky Sources: John Stones hands in transfer request at Everton. #SSNHQ

 

bar steward ! Not fair......I wanted to SUPER BOOOM

One seriously sticky Toffee situation about to be wrapped up, bagged and delivered, yours faithfully too nice to rock the boat pmsl....

Would be great to have a quality English starter in our team. We need it.

Where are all the everton fans 'in peace'?

Where are all the everton fans 'in peace'?

Joining up to Redcafe to beg United to bid for him.