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Unholy Confessions

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To be fair, each to their own opinion. I personally never got the office, I think it's a bit cr*p.

  

Hallelujah brother, never got the office at all. And gervais is an unfunny one trick git.

I like British humour a lot and honestly think I lack bias between UK and US shows (typically Canadian not willing to start a row between friendlies) buts I've always found the US version to be far better and have actually struggled to enjoy the UK version at times leading me to not having watched a lot of it.

Never seen the US version. But I do sort of get the Gervais verson. I've seen middle managers just like his parody, and he's good at portraying them (as he is with Derek).

However, one episode is enough. Any more is just cringeworthy.

Gavin and Stacey, Mrs Brown's Boys and Inbetweeners are all sh*t and anyone who finds them funny needs a humour transplant.

 

Agree on the first two but The Inbetweeners? One of the funniest things I have seen in years. Admittedly, it is very lad-humour but I can't see how any bloke could not find it funny.

Agree on the first two but The Inbetweeners? One of the funniest things I have seen in years. Admittedly, it is very lad-humour but I can't see how any bloke could not find it funny.

 

It does nothing for me and Simon Bird has a voice and face I just want punch. 

 

You know when something gets loads of hype so you watch it expectantly but end up confused by what all the fuss is about? That's me with the Inbetweeners. 

Gavin and Stacey, Mrs Brown's Boys and Inbetweeners are all sh*t and anyone who finds them funny needs a humour transplant.

 

Book me in. I thought Mrs Browns Boys was one of the funniest things on TV since Del Boy...............

this thread is becomingly increasingly lounge-ist don't you think?

 

I agree, it's time to step it up.

 

It has been a lifelong ambition of mine to piss out of the window of a moving car.

I agree, it's time to step it up.

 

It has been a lifelong ambition of mine to piss out of the window of a moving car.

 

So do it.  It's surely not difficult to arrange is it?

I agree, it's time to step it up.

 

It has been a lifelong ambition of mine to piss out of the window of a moving car.

 

 

Easy for you, duckie!!  OOps SNAP, BeerQueen!

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Yeah - but with my shewee, I'd be able to do it too Moi if I wanted to!

 

 

What's a shewee?  (ignoramus moi!)

It's an ingenious funnel thing that allows women to wee standing up.  Great for festivals and walks etc.  Sorry don't know how to make picture smaller.post-1143-0-27977200-1439383738_thumb.jpg

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Well I never!  Back in the old days in Brittany, farming women used to wear long black skirts and no knickers - so when they needed to pee in the fields, they just stood legs akimbo and let it flow.

 

More than you wanted to know?

Well I never!  Back in the old days in Brittany, farming women used to wear long black skirts and no knickers - so when they needed to pee in the fields, they just stood legs akimbo and let it flow.

 

More than you wanted to know?

 

I've seen that happen at festivals too!  And not with long skirts either.

Probably been said before but

1. Hazard frustrates me sometimes, he needs to run at players more, even if it risks losing the ball a bit more, just for excitement

 

2. I find us boring to watch these days, I still passionately watch every game, but i'd love to see us scoring 4 and conceding 2 instead of winning 1-0

 

3. I'm not confident that we will win more than a cup this year after our summer of inactivity in the transfer market

Probably been said before but

1. Hazard frustrates me sometimes, he needs to run at players more, even if it risks losing the ball a bit more, just for excitement

 

2. I find us boring to watch these days, I still passionately watch every game, but i'd love to see us scoring 4 and conceding 2 instead of winning 1-0

 

3. I'm not confident that we will win more than a cup this year after our summer of inactivity in the transfer market

 

You will get shot down in flames for that sort of comment on here!

 

Everyone is happy with us nicking 1-0s, having only 30% possesion it seems.

Everyone is happy with us nicking 1-0s, having only 30% possesion it seems.

May I ask for quotes from everyone that confirms your statement?

It would take too much time. Have a scroll through this post, and others too.

 

May I ask for quotes from everyone that confirms your statement?

Indeed, with well over 1000 members it would take too much time.

I'll take your word that everyone, including myself, has expressed that opinion.

Indeed, with well over 1000 members it would take too much time.

I'll take your word that everyone, including myself, has expressed that opinion.

 

NO!!!  I HAVEN'T!!!!

1. Costa seems to be way too injury prone and surely should have had surgery in the summer.

2. Hazard should score more, needs to be more greedy.

3. No one in our team can take a decent corner or cross the ball past the first man.

4. No one in our team seems to be able to have a shot from 25-30 yards.

Indeed, with well over 1000 members it would take too much time.

I'll take your word that everyone, including myself, has expressed that opinion.

 

Dont be facetious. I said it seems.

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