We'd be 3 down against a better team now. This is not good.

We are one of the most boring teams I've watched in a long time. Just nothing going forward.

f**king awful performance. 

Cesc and Ivan are horrible. Hazard could be doing more but those two are shocking

Maybe it hasn't been Newcastle playing so good against us as much as us playing so sh*t against them.

We can't even string 2 passes together.

A corner!

We need Ramires

I don't get playing Cesc in the middle in a hard away game.

Oh look a wasted corner. Where did we see that before?

Just as well Newc can't finish their shooting.

I have no idea how you can play this bad.

No movement at all. Although Zouma picked out Remy he was crying out for some movement and there was no one who wanted it.

Matic bullied off the ball twice in a row

How is Matic allowing Perez to hold him off the ball?

We did s**t so far. Playing Newcastle's way is not a very smart idea. If we try tiki-taka, we are going to smash them.

We need to play like Sheffield Wednesday.

f**k me ref

We are terrible

our commitment looks poor, Oscar, Matic, Cesc - they've all had the ball nicked of them. They're all looking for time on the ball that isn't there

Blatant yellow. Cynical ginge.

ginger mf

This is just God awful....

He tackles like Paul Scholes as well.

Hope we get to half time without conceding så José can give them a right bollocking

Ginger twat