It's the off season so forgive me, okay?

Our lads aren't the best looking bunch. There are some downright ugly ones in my opinion (well one downright ugly one). The rest are mostly average butterfaces.

On the other hand, I get the feeling that none of our lads are that vain. None of them care that much or try so hard to look handsome, cool, sexy, etc. That's really refreshing to see.

Of the current squad, I'd say that Azpilicueta and Begovic are the only ones I consider good looking, and both in a very natural non-contrived way.

Your opinions?

Edited June 20, 201610 yr by offside

Wth?!. Lol

I'm Sensing some unrequited man love, lol

I'm Sensing some unrequited man love, lol

Or some unrequited lady love in my case Must keep my husband away from this page.

I'm in love with Bilic and I don't care who knows it! He's not Chelsea I know, but without Drogba we are currently aesthetically challenged.

Just going to take my pinny off and put my negligee on, a blue one of course.

Edited June 20, 201610 yr by Droogba

I like that dude named after a Porno flick, ;-)

I think we should sign Peter Beardsley, always good for keeping the kids away from the fire place.

I like that dude named after a Porno flick, ;-)

Sorry, what does this refer to?

Obligatory:

 

I like that dude named after a Porno flick, ;-)

Buttman?

I like that dude named after a Porno flick, ;-)

 

Hazard?

I like that dude named after a Porno flick, ;-)

Asier Del Horno?

I win.

I seem to remember Enrique Da Lucas being all-right, if I swung that way you could do a lot worse than Begovic

Loftus-Cheek? Christensen? Cesc? Hazard?

I like that dude named after a Porno flick, ;-)

 

Yuri Jerkoff?

 

Knickerless Anelka?

Erm when did we get partnered with hello magazine?

I really fancy Costa (I like a bit a of rough) 

What a weird thread!

 

Alas, the good-looking ones have all gone!

 

In no particular order:

 

Drogba, Juan Mata, Frank Lampard, Carlo Cudicini.

 

And the gorgeous one who never played for Chelsea, but I wish he had!

 

Davie Cooper of Rangers!

 

 

 

Erm when did we get partnered with hello magazine?

 

I do not point fingers obviously, but since we have 2 new moderators things have changed.

I do not point fingers obviously, but since we have 2 new moderators things have changed.

 

 

I hope you are not being cocoist, young Dutchie! 

 

OOH!  I feel a song coming on!

 

Gemma Davison