Giroud over the bar with a free header. 

2 minutes ago, coco said:

I got nothing against socks, but recipe swapping is more constructive 

Take 1 tin of Heinz beans and slap on them on some buttered toast

Wasteful by Giroud 

Just now, Malta Blue said:

Yeah but I got a bit of stubble too, it would be like velcro. So if I snog Frank would be stuck in an everlasting embrace with me....might make going toilet a bit awkward but I'm sure the missus would be happy

You’d need a proper beard (like the best people have) for the velcro effect wouldn’t you? 
 

Giroud close, there’s a match going on apparently. 

oh f**k

Just now, Malta Blue said:

Take 1 tin of Heinz beans and slap on them on some buttered toast

...take picture and commission new pair of socks. 

Cant see Wolves scoring, they have nothing going forward 

1 minute ago, Malta Blue said:

Take 1 tin of Heinz beans and slap on them on some buttered toast

hang on hang on slow down let me get a pen.

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

You’d need a proper beard (like the best people have) for the velcro effect wouldn’t you? 
 

Giroud close, there’s a match going on apparently. 

I'm  not an expert, I've never given another bloke a snog....although the missus has got a bit of a garden starting on her chin...

3 minutes ago, Munkworth said:

You’d need a proper beard (like the best people have) for the velcro effect wouldn’t you? 
 

Giroud close, there’s a match going on apparently. 

A what?

Kante is absolutely everywhere. 

1 minute ago, Dr Gonzo said:

Kante is absolutely everywhere. 

I'm watching the game with Kante right now

Just now, Valerie said:

A what?

A match, I think he might of just burnt his proper beard  a bit ?

Wolves five man defence coping at the moment. We've put in a few good crosses but nothing connecting yet. 

Just now, Valerie said:

A what?

A beard, like what Pulisic has around his anus but on your face instead. 

Just now, Dr Gonzo said:

Kante is absolutely everywhere. 

Yes we’ve seen Kante before!

3 minutes ago, coco said:

hang on hang on slow down let me get a pen.

You might want to open the tin of beans and heat them up. Also Branston beans are better... 

Just now, sonic90 said:

I'm watching the game with Kante right now

You can't  be, he's sat here having one of those little French bottle of beers with me

Come on Mount, got to do beter. 

1 minute ago, Munkworth said:

A beard, like what Pulisic has around his anus but on your face instead. 

Yes we’ve seen Kante before!

You might want to open the tin of beans and heat them up. Also Branston beans are better... 

I'm with you with the heating up but you need a slap for preferring branstons ?

he barely touched him cheating c**t

1 minute ago, Malta Blue said:

You can't  be, he's sat here having one of those little French bottle of beers with me

As a devout Muslim I’d be shocked if Kante drank. I think you’re lying there. 

This game is 50-50. 

Just now, Malta Blue said:

I'm with you with the heating up but you need a slap for preferring branstons ?

You don’t get any beans in Heinz, it’s all the tasteless pisswater sauce!

Giroud has never been a number 1 striker for a club trying to win trophies. Sure he’s had some big matches but he’s just not reliable enough to be a number 1 at a big club. I’m sure he’d be one at most clubs but not when we’re trying to win trophies and I know right now we’ve got injuries but why won’t Lampard ever give Werner a start up top? He’s done it all year even when everyone was fit but I guess it makes too much sense to play a striker we spent that much on at his natural position. 

Wolves making it difficult for us with 5 at the back. 
 

 

Just now, Munkworth said:

As a devout Muslim I’d be shocked if Kante drank. I think you’re lying there.