The thing is, people on here are wasting a big opportunity. What about if Jackson scores 25 goals this season then Jim has to be punished, make him become a Jackson fan account for all of next season, and never mention Timo Werner again? 

10 minutes ago, Victor90 said:

The thing is, people on here are wasting a big opportunity. What about if Jackson scores 25 goals this season then Jim has to be punished, make him become a Jackson fan account for all of next season, and never mention Timo Werner again? 

I'd say that if Jackson improves his tally from last season, Jim has to send him nude pics with a blond wig pretending to be Astrid...

19 minutes ago, Victor90 said:

The thing is, people on here are wasting a big opportunity. What about if Jackson scores 25 goals this season then Jim has to be punished, make him become a Jackson fan account for all of next season, and never mention Timo Werner again? 

If Jackson scores more than 20 then Jim has to get a tattoo on his arse of Jacko saying "suck it, Jim"

1 hour ago, dkw said:

If Jackson scores more than 20 then Jim has to get a tattoo on his arse of Jacko saying "suck it, Jim"

A tat of Jackson is the winner I think lads.

Maybe  a massive one of him doing the "thriller" dance on jim's back. 

I'm definitely up to start a go fund me page for it too. Lol

15 hours ago, Simplymo said:

A tat of Jackson is the winner I think lads.

Maybe  a massive one of him doing the "thriller" dance on jim's back. 

I'm definitely up to start a go fund me page for it too. Lol

How about "Jim says I'm bad, bad, really really bad"?

15 hours ago, Simplymo said:

A tat of Jackson is the winner I think lads.

Maybe  a massive one of him doing the "thriller" dance on jim's back. 

I'm definitely up to start a go fund me page for it too. Lol

Funnily enough, I’ve just stumbled across the exact thing he needs, at least as his profile picture for now

What do you reckon @nonotnowjim

That's perfect as a tattoo, with the quote from @PloKoon13 underneath it.

 

1 hour ago, PloKoon13 said:

How about "Jim says I'm bad, bad, really really bad"?

 

57 minutes ago, Niall1905 said:

Funnily enough, I’ve just stumbled across the exact thing he needs, at least as his profile picture for now

What do you reckon @nonotnowjim

 

We just need the text for the go fund me page...and I'll add quotes from you lot on Jim's relationship as references in the text.

 

Ooo...we can use a crap tattoo artist too, give Jackson a big disproportionate head for example!

Lol

Edited September 27, 20241 yr by Simplymo

On 26/09/2024 at 17:40, Victor90 said:

The thing is, people on here are wasting a big opportunity. What about if Jackson scores 25 goals this season then Jim has to be punished, make him become a Jackson fan account for all of next season, and never mention Timo Werner again? 

 

On 26/09/2024 at 17:52, RMH said:

I'd say that if Jackson improves his tally from last season, Jim has to send him nude pics with a blond wig pretending to be Astrid...

 

On 26/09/2024 at 18:00, dkw said:

If Jackson scores more than 20 then Jim has to get a tattoo on his arse of Jacko saying "suck it, Jim"

 

On 26/09/2024 at 19:54, Simplymo said:

A tat of Jackson is the winner I think lads.

Maybe  a massive one of him doing the "thriller" dance on jim's back. 

I'm definitely up to start a go fund me page for it too. Lol

 

10 hours ago, PloKoon13 said:

How about "Jim says I'm bad, bad, really really bad"?

 

9 hours ago, Niall1905 said:

Funnily enough, I’ve just stumbled across the exact thing he needs, at least as his profile picture for now

What do you reckon @nonotnowjim

All steller suggestions - but unfortunately, they will never come to life - because wacko the donkey IS RUBBISH and unlikely to score any further goals this season - In fact, if Maresca reads his mail, he will have seen a long letter with 99 reasons why he should be dropped with immediate effect. Although the blond bitch isnt one.

Not a patch on Werner (lovely boy) - or Potter - or Jakob Kjeldberg.

6 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

 

 

 

 

 

All steller suggestions - but unfortunately, they will never come to life - because wacko the donkey IS RUBBISH and unlikely to score any further goals this season - In fact, if Maresca reads his mail, he will have seen a long letter with 99 reasons why he should be dropped with immediate effect. Although the blond bitch isnt one.

Not a patch on Werner (lovely boy) - or Potter - or Jakob Kjeldberg.

The temptation to actually make a bet is ridiculous. Don't do this to me!

 

Lol

Let's go.

 

1 minute ago, Scott said:

Let's go.

 

Fk it, I'm in.

4 hours ago, Simplymo said:

Fk it, I'm in.

I will donate £5 to the shed end for every meaningful premier league goal wacko scores from now on this season. Opening goals, winning goals, equalisers, goals that extend our lead to 2,  goals that change the outcome of the game etc (i.e goal 1 or 2 in a 3v0 win would count - but goal 3 when already 2v0 up wouldn't)

You can give £1 for every missed chance, offside, yellow card, argumentative action or every time he begs a tart for titty pics.

5 to 1 in your favour. 

Are we on?

Someone else can start a thread to keep a running count. Payable after the final game of the season - or before the next shedend piss up, or at a time of @Modchoosing.

Edited September 28, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim

Big game today. Jackson v Welbeck. Battle of the Titans.

And back to being dogsh*t.

11 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

I will donate £5 to the shed end for every meaningful premier league goal wacko scores from now on this season. Opening goals, winning goals, equalisers, goals that extend our lead to 2,  goals that change the outcome of the game etc (i.e goal 1 or 2 in a 3v0 win would count - but goal 3 when already 2v0 up wouldn't)

You can give £1 for every missed chance, offside, yellow card, argumentative action or every time he begs a tart for titty pics.

5 to 1 in your favour. 

Are we on?

Someone else can start a thread to keep a running count. Payable after the final game of the season - or before the next shedend piss up, or at a time of @Modchoosing.

NNNJ = £0

SimplyMo = £5 (offsides, terrible passes and missed open goals). £1 knocked off for the assist....

 

@Mod - think this needs its own thread 🫢

Edited September 28, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim

21 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

@Mod - think this needs its own thread 🫢

I reckon to start yourself one Jim in Zeta's Prediction forums and I'll pin it to keep it separate!

I thought he was good in the first half, but the 2nd half was the frustrating side of Jackson we have become used to seeing. If he just buries one of those chances, there would be no issue today.

30 minutes ago, nonotnowjim said:

NNNJ = £0

SimplyMo = £5 (offsides, terrible passes and missed open goals). £1 knocked off for the assist....

 

@Mod - think this needs its own thread 🫢

I think this is too rigged in your favour.

If you have any faith in your judgement then surely 10 for a goal and 5 for an assist can only be fair ! And I think a missed chance should be exactly that ... i.e. shots on target that are saved or blocked don't count.

Jackson was probably our 3rd or 4th best player today and yet your scoring system suggests that was far from the case,

Good game led the line well and worked his socks off.

On 21/09/2024 at 18:29, timetowaste said:

Top performance from him today, unfortunately he's the type to pull out a 3/10 performance next weekend after this. But if he can consistently perform like he did today I don't think anybody would have a problem with him.

Point proven.

43 minutes ago, dkw said:

And back to being dogsh*t.

yep - absolute dogsh*t...

 

....and yet some of the posts already trying to do the mental gymnastics to say he was decent! The mind boggles.

14 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

Jackson was probably our 3rd or 4th best player today and yet your scoring system suggests that was far from the case,

 

10 minutes ago, El regreso said:

Good game led the line well and worked his socks off.

Good lord.....

17 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

I think this is too rigged in your favour.

If you have any faith in your judgement then surely 10 for a goal and 5 for an assist can only be fair ! And I think a missed chance should be exactly that ... i.e. shots on target that are saved or blocked don't count.

Jackson was probably our 3rd or 4th best player today and yet your scoring system suggests that was far from the case,

Surely that works both ways?

I am happy to go to 10 squid per meaningful goal scored - but equally, if people are genuinely saying that he is worthy to play for us, then they also have to have the courage of their own convictions. So the stupid open goal misses (1 today), the 1 on 1's he cocks up (how many today?), the infuriating offsides, the f**ked up chances  etc, should all be penalised. 

There is no rigging. All he has to do is score 1 goal for every 5 f**k ups. I think those odds are decent. If Jackson scores 50% of all the glorious chances he missed last season, I would be a poor man, and theshedend coffers would be handsomely rewarded. This is all for a good cause. 

Hell - I am even happy for a syndicate of people to contribute if £1 per f**k up is too rich for a single person. 

Edited September 28, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim

1 minute ago, dkw said:

 

Good lord.....

Madness isnt it?!

30 minutes ago, Sexyfootball said:

And I think a missed chance should be exactly that ... i.e. shots on target that are saved or blocked don't count.

Jackson was probably our 3rd or 4th best player today and yet your scoring system suggests that was far from the case,

27 minutes ago, El regreso said:

Good game led the line well and worked his socks off.

🫣

Edited September 28, 20241 yr by nonotnowjim