I hate with a vengeance 1, john aldridge, because i do

2, Mark "sh*tty" Lawro, because i do again

3,Garth crooks,cos he is so far up his own Arse,you can just about see the stitching on the soles of his shoes.

Townsend, Burley, and Souness, Jamie redknapp sometimes does my head in too

They are all prize cun** except for Wilko.

Andy Gray, Jamie Redknapp, Craig Burley and Garth Crooks top my list... not sure I can separate them.

Gray is a brown nose, Redknapp is dullbut thinks he's insightful, Burley is a bitter twat and Crooks is about as self righteous as you're likely to get.

I like Neville (bloody hell) and Merson on Soccer Saturday... oh and Kammy of course

Without doubt, Tony Gale. Considering he was supposidly a Chelsea fan from Morden, he never ever has anything decent to say about us, and coats us off continually.

is there anyone who likes Lawrenson from any club? I've not met anyone from North or South that doesn't find him annoying? Hate is the wrong word, he's just crap

alan brazil and jamie redknapp

1. Craig burley by a country mile.

2. Tony gale

3.Craig burley

There is no more bitter anti chelsea pundit than Aldo the "Rush" wannabe,feck me he cannot bring himself to sat "Fernando Torres" cos he turned his back on liversh*te,and he is a sh*t journo.

Garth Crooks - Absolute prize twat and it irks me immensly that my licence fee goes towards his wages.

Alan Shearer - Dull as ditchwater, states the obvious, no insight into anything whatsoever.

Jamie Redknapp - Bad suits and even worse football knowledge.

Chris Kamara - Thinks he's a comedian. He's about as funny as a kick in the bollocks.

Craig Burley - Bitter ex blue.

Alan Hansen - Once decent, but settled into the £1m a year BBC gravy train and just goes through the motions nowadays.

Without doubt, Tony Gale. Considering he was supposidly a Chelsea fan from Morden, he never ever has anything decent to say about us, and coats us off continually.

I'm glad someone mentioned him. He's a human rain cloud. Negative all the time, unbelievably judgmental. I hate it when he's on the telecast.

I don't have time to name them all but I'll do my best.

Joe Royle - Still haven't forgiven him for his co-commentary with Keegan when we played City a few years back, most biased commentary I've ever seen. Scouse twat

Keegan - Irritating little twat

Burley - Never forgiven us for selling him whilst we were improving. Still bitter about being dropped for the 97 Cup Final

Crooks - Spud sympathiser. His bias against Chelsea (and Arsenal) is almost sickening. Can't believe I technically pay him, albeit indirectly.

Hansen - Deluded and talks out his arse, has no clue about football and views are way outdated. Seems to have a hatred of any London club.

Windass - Silly, irritating, thick and Northern that's enough for me to hate him.

Lawro - Detest the man. Irrational in his views about football and extremely montone.

Redknapp - Deluded and incredibly biased and unprofessional, see United vs Liverpool this season for reference.

Aldridge - Bitter Scouse twat

Stuart Robson - Deluded and irritating

Tony Gale - Bitter Spammer c**t, hates us and I don't know how he gets away with commentating Chelsea games.

Andy Gray - Thinks the sun shines out of Man U, Rooney, Scholes and Gerrard's asses, glad Sky sacked him it was long overdue.

Hoddle - Never really liked him even when he was at Chelsea. Probably because of his Spud roots and he's always had more time for them.

Charlie Nicholas - Twat of the highest order, still won't forgive him for saying we should be kicked out of the CL (after THAT game in 2009)

Linekar - Always found him to be obnoxious and arrogant. Can't stand him

Colin Murray - His constant jibes at Torres and obsession with Chelsea in general annoys me, he's an awful presenter as well

I do like Neville, he may be have been a c**t on the pitch but off it he is refreshingly honest and insightful about football and talks a lot of sense. I also have a lot of time for Paul Merson (Chelsea fan ) Lee Dixon, Martin Keown, Ruud Gullit and Souness. I don't mind Phil Thompson as he is at least overtly biased and isn't a wolf in sheeps clothing like Hansen and Lawro in that respect.

I respect honesty and all of the above are just that

Edited February 27, 201214 yr by Myles_91

Without doubt, Tony Gale. Considering he was supposidly a Chelsea fan from Morden, he never ever has anything decent to say about us, and coats us off continually.

Seriously?

Garth Crooks (with a burning passion), Lawro, Hansen, Burley, Phil Thompson (again, with a burning passion), Linekar (same reason as Myles), Paul Merson (terribly biased).

Mark 'i have to make a joke every 20 secs' lawrensen and alan hansen.beyond belief how much i detest them. Cant even look at match of the day watch goals on sunday.Always good guests and have time for kammy at least hes tryin to have fun and not talking absolute sh*te

Burley, Davie Provan, Lawrensen

Burley, All on Motd (all past their sell bys) Mickey Quinn (what a tosser) Garth Crooks (pathetic little Y**) and Andy Townsend (no explanation necessary0

The BEST by a country mile is Souness !! A proper un-biased football man who actually knows what he is talking about.

Burley, Townsend, and Hansen in particular, then there's the likes of Linekar etc. but Lee Dixon tends to make sense when he's on.

I hate them all except Souness, Kamara and Neville...

There is a special place in hell reserved for Charlie Nicholas though..

Im not much bothered by them tbh. Even the good ones talk in cliches.

Jamie Redknapp.....may as well talk football out of his jap's eye!!

By far John Aldridge.

Pretty much every single one of them as they are all the same, there is just some c**ts who stand out more.

Surprisingly Neville is one that I like, hated him as a player but hes a class pundit and actually talk sense - starting to believe hes a closet blue as well.

All ex Liverpool players seem to have a deep dislike of anything to do with Chelsea.Phil Thomson is a t*** of the highest order!

I don't mind Souness to be honest.

Agreed on Crooks though, ignorant c**t.